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Title: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Bewster on Friday, July 29, 2011, 10:42:44
An alternative to the other thread.........

My faves :

I'm off to release the chocolate hostage

I'd bang her like a naughty drum (makes me smile every time)


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: DMR on Friday, July 29, 2011, 11:19:46
"I'm on my way home so spread 'em"


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, July 29, 2011, 11:22:29
Cunt.


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: wiggy on Friday, July 29, 2011, 11:43:06
"Goal number 3 for Swindon Town"


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: london_red on Friday, July 29, 2011, 12:40:36
The word weapon when used as an insult.

As in, 'Leon Knight is an absolute weapon'


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Luci on Friday, July 29, 2011, 13:41:56
Once used in Little Britain re Gays (No offence caused if anyone is that way inclined on here) **Edit for DMR

"dropping anchor in poo bay"


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: DMR on Friday, July 29, 2011, 14:08:45
Hahahahahahaha.

"If there are any"

Pretty sure it's a sexuality not a different species


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, July 29, 2011, 14:10:31
worth a squirt
cunt
wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting
FIT!


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, July 29, 2011, 14:20:46
FIT! is probably my most used phrase. Along with RAT OUT!!!!


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: DMR on Friday, July 29, 2011, 14:23:22
"NOW THEN"... A sign of aroused interest when the possibility to partake in some sauce arises

"Cooking on gas"/"Setting the pace" once said saucing has commenced


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, July 29, 2011, 14:52:38
anything "mum" related

aka so's your mum or your mum liked it etc etc


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: mrverve on Friday, July 29, 2011, 15:02:32
''Men buy bread, women burn it''  :D

I'm not a male chauvinist in real life, honestly.


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: LJ9 on Friday, July 29, 2011, 15:09:19
"teeth like a box of sugar puffs"


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Benzel on Friday, July 29, 2011, 16:23:09
Jam rag.


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Gethimout on Friday, July 29, 2011, 16:36:59
"I'd crawl over 50 yards of broken glass just to sniff one of her farts"


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 29, 2011, 16:43:38
quim ninja


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Family at War on Friday, July 29, 2011, 17:24:54
If your over 50 never trust a fart !


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Benzel on Friday, July 29, 2011, 18:24:07
This from Generation Kill made me chuckle:

Damn! I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from...


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: The Grim Reaper on Friday, July 29, 2011, 21:13:02
Bang tidy.


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: Langers on Friday, July 29, 2011, 22:45:16
People from the westcountry saying "my lover"


Title: Re: Phrases that you like/use/make you smile/don't wind you up
Post by: marvinTPA on Friday, July 29, 2011, 22:50:20
People from the westcountry saying "my lover"

people from norfolk saying "my lover" to their sister