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Bought a small bag of Revels today,my favourite centre being the orange.
Now the raisin aint bad and the little kind of minstrel thing is ok,the caramel is average.
What i am not happy about is the outrageous amount of maltesers in the pack,six of the fuckers with only two orange,i hate those Erroll Brown lookalikes.
I felt very cheated and will be returning to biting the heads of jelly babies in future.

Eating Revels is like playing Russian roulette you bit into one thinking orange creme only to be find it's the coffee one  :(

I stick to getting drunk on wine gums these days

The Orange ones are rank, sort yourselves out.

Yeah I think we all saw the advert.

What did the police say!?

Reported it,the police got rather irked with me and muttered something to the effect of....jeeze we get Allsorts round here ;)

If the joke is that no one likes the coffee ones, why do they keep making them?

I fucking love the coffee ones. I wish you could buy a bag of them. There's not enough shit that uses coffee as a flavour.

I like them the all except the orange ones.
I also miss the peanuts.
Replacing peanuts with raisins is surely against the law?

The worst Revel is the toffee one, the counter and the orange rule the roost there with coffee close behind

As Bill Bailey said on Sunday: There's no excitement in eating a bag of Revels any more.. We all know what they are by the size and texture... But that all changes when you pour them in to a bucket and stick your head inside.

Coffee is the best followed by Orange, Minstrels, Raisins and Toffee last.

Point of order.  Thats not a fucking minstrel.  If it was a minstrel it would have a crisp coating which makes it melt in your mouth not your hand.  Try holding one of those buggers for a couple of minutes and you'll look like you've been playing lucky dip with nappies.

Agree 100%!!  Have they started putting them in again then?  I stopped buying Revels in protest when they were "voted out" a couple of years ago.

The raisin ones are clearly the worst, horrible things!

Agree totally! Thin end of the wedge, pubs will be selling dry roasted raisins at this rate!

Yes yes yes!  Yuk!

So many rude things can be said about this, but being the gentleman i am i won't.

Cann't stand coffee.  Drinking it is like drinking some mud in a mug.  It's so flat tasting, no life.  Don't like coffee flavour anything...except beer for some reason.  Coffee flavours in a stout is always a winner.  I can't exaplin that.

All I can say is you must have had some really shite coffee!

Coffee is awesome and pisses all over tea. Tea is fucking rank.

I do try now and again...same feeling every time.  Tea is magnificent.  Tea of a morning to help get over the beer of the previous evening, a great taste and it helps wash down the bacon sandwich.

I'm a coffee fan now... Used to have the same opinion as Donkey but manned up and thought i'd try it. I didn't have the normal stuff like nescafe, i went and got some decent stuff with some flavour and i love it! The stronger the better i say!!

A quality cup of coffee is lovely.
Have to have 2 cups in the morning to get the day started

I like Coffee, but the cheap stuff is genuinely rank so I can understand people not liking it if that's what they've had previously.

Cheap coffee is bad. Don't let that ruin the wonderful world of caffeine for you!

Although a good mug of tea is the shit too.

You know the football seasons over when a topic on Revels makes nearly 3 pages

It's more interesting than Gordon cleaning his fucking carpet.

Who is Gordon, and why was he cleaning his carpet?

Bennett. Started a thread about getting cat hairs out of his carpet.


The fucking gonk.

shut it slaphead

Hardly ever drink coffee but I love the smell of it, strange but true. I often choose coffee when out though as I like really strong tea but people making it just don't get the strong part, bought a cup of tea in Cornwall last week to take away, £1.70, it was like warm milky water !