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Title: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 17:21:01
Anybody else staying in, getting smashed and watching the hilarity unfold?

I am super cool.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 17:22:11
yep! im already a bit numb with red wine- had a proper shit day


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 17:23:09
Haha me too. That deserves an internet high five!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 17:32:23
I will have it on and have a larf with my 4 cans of Special Brew and a bottle of Cava just cos its there.

Have a sneaky feeling that the wankers jedward will actually win this, although I don't give a shit.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 17:40:12
Norway are already eliminated :(


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 17:44:45
Haha me too. That deserves an internet high five!

high five. How come your day was shit fB?


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 18:31:09
I love it. I want Jedward to win because of just how much they annoy people.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: tans on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 18:34:14
Hopefully a sniper takes out those jedward cunts


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 18:34:30
high five. How come your day was shit fB?

Oh it hasn't been that bad really. Have been getting through the red wine.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 18:39:35
Jedward on Nevermind The Buzzcocks was a brilliant episode. Fielding, as ever, was on fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0Cfjjhkwo


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: tans on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 18:50:50
Im cunted


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 18:59:42
Jedward are fucking annoying.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:02:03
presenters speaking different languages = drink.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:03:25
When Greece give 'douze' points to Cyprus or vice versa = drink


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Spencer_White on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:04:33
this whole thing is one long 'what the fuck is that'.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:08:16
I love European girls :)


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:15:59
hahaha Peter is a fag



Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:17:01
It's not on now is it?


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Processed Beats on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:24:59
Actually like this Danish entry ...


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:34:16
Oh sweet mother of jesus!

Its Jedward!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: jonny72 on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:37:17
They can't sing. They can't dance. Their outfits seem to have been done on a budget. I can't understand the lyrics and what I do understand doesn't make sense. But I like it. Think they've got a real good chance of winning.

Though I think we need Cameron to make a formal apology to the rest of the EU for our nations role in their creation.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: LucienSanchez on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:40:12
Yes Jedward! Proper eurovision shit there...


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:43:57
Go Estonia!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Spencer_White on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:48:35
nice wiggin from Greece.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: The Grim Reaper on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 19:50:22
One thing a certainty is Great Britain coming last.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:00:45
Good, I hate blue. Lee Ryan deserves a lobotomy if he hasn't already had one.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: tans on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:04:08
Ha bunch of c u n t s


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: ghanimah on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:12:08
That were shite, so it might win then.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:14:23
always thought Moldova was fucking mental


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:16:28
Lena would certainly get it! She is smokin


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:17:58
My vote goes to Moldova....fanfuckingtastic! love the hats!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:25:46
how many songs are there?


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: ghanimah on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:26:12
how many songs are there?


Songs?


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:31:19
how many songs are there?


Not sure but I think its about 32 entries not all of which could be described as songs though!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:31:49
The German girl was FIT.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:32:30
i want an fB opinion on proceedings


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:32:57
The German girl was FIT.

damn straight, she is hot!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:34:56
Slovenia's not too shabby either.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:35:46
25 entries it is then.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:40:53
we should have had a eurovision stunners comp


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:42:40
Still could, would certainly vindicate having all those Eastern European countries, Reg would be in his element!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 20:59:49
09015 22 22 15.

Ring.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:01:51
watching moldova is mental, feels like im tripping


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:05:45
I got a bit carried away. Voted for Moldova, Italy, and Iceland's Take That B-side (for my mum).


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:07:11
iceland going for the sympathy vote


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: jonny72 on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:13:32
No way I'm spending money to vote but if I did it would be Germany. Maybe Jedward as well, it's pretty catchy.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:15:53
Anybody who hasn't voted moldova is going to get banned.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:17:15
Anybody who hasn't voted moldova is going to get banned.

Moldova is by far the best gnomey performance since the smurfs!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: stfcinbmth on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:17:53
Thank heavens for satellite TV


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:18:06
Im going to get a Moldovan pen pal. Will that spare me?


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Coca Fola on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:18:20
Bosnia were shite. The singer doesn't speak English yet sang in English, meaning he sounded like an Eastern European prostitute doing karaoke.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: ghanimah on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:19:10
Greece and and Ireland better gives us some votes


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:19:20
Moldova for me


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Coca Fola on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:19:51
Germany for me, cos she's fit.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Peter Venkman on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:22:22
I think that for one year nobody should know which country are being represented and each group/singer just given a number so that it would stop the tactical voting, Cyprus will vote for Greece and visa versa....but if they didn't know and voted purely on the merits of each song then the outcome could well be different.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:22:36
France's entry appears to be James May singing opera.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: jonny72 on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:30:27
WTF 12 Points!!!!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:33:43
come on uk!!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:34:45
Come on moldova.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: joteddyred on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:37:18
Rather mixed bag of voting!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 21:51:23
i hate europe!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:01:42
The voting system is an absolute joke. But I wouldn't have it any other way.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: alanmayes on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:05:55
Fantastic!  Moldova ahead of UK  :clap:

Well done FB


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Spencer_White on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:07:08
Fantastic!  Moldova ahead of UK  :clap:

Well done FB

well deserved as well.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: joteddyred on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:14:56
When u can't even get maximum points from your nearest neighbour, there's no hope. Cheers Ireland!


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:17:05
Moldova finishing above the UK is my hope for the night. looking good. 3 points in it.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: alanmayes on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:21:11
Boo!  Latvia let us down FB  ;)


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:22:06
Glad italy got second. I don't actually remember much about azerbaijan's song. I think I joked it sounded like something britain might have entered in 1996.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: alanmayes on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:25:48
Next year the Eurovision from Baku? The oil/petro dollars will be spent by them big time for sure.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: joteddyred on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:26:47
Glad italy got second. I don't actually remember much about azerbaijan's song. I think I joked it sounded like something britain might have entered in 1996.
Wasn't that around the last time we won with Katrina and the Waves? Perhaps we'd do better if we resurrected songs from that era?


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:29:07
To be honest I'm nowhere near nationalistic enough to give a shit about the UK winning the eurovision song contest. I just have no idea where their win came from, I though it was a bit shit.

I really wanted Moldova to win, but Italy as second choice did well.



Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: LucienSanchez on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:29:32
When there's another European war, let's just sit back and watch... ungrateful bastards.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: alanmayes on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:32:35
Here you are FB,it's what Eurovision is all about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF21pTGtKTw


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:39:27
thanks dude. I'm going to start a facebook campaign to get it to christmas number one.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 22:57:04
We should enter Nigel Farage doing some sort of dance mash up of the Herman van Rumpoy speech entitled "Charisma of a damp rag" next year. That should win.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 14, 2011, 23:19:52
I'm entering. Eurovision is trying to ban countries just picking songs next year, so no more shitty lloyd wbber or blue and shit. I'm entering me and if I get far enough you can vote.


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 01:51:41
 What was the year that the Israeli transgendered person won? Would never have happened in MiddleEastovision.

 Azerbajhan gave the world Tofik Bahramov...a well deserved win


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 08:15:27
All Europeans sound the same when the speak English these days. You can't tell where they're from any more. They seem to have all learnt American-English and speak in this strange quasi American accent.

National stereotypes aren't what they used to be :no:


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Costanza on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 08:18:35
[url width=252 height=339]http://rpmedia.ask.com/ts?u=/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Tofik_Bahramov_stamp.jpg/150px-Tofik_Bahramov_stamp.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 08:19:44
Is that the 'Russian' linesman / referee from 1966?


Title: Re: Eurovision Song Contest
Post by: Costanza on Sunday, May 15, 2011, 08:34:04
Is that the 'Russian' linesman / referee from 1966?

Yep, Tofik Bahramov (as Reg mentioned), an Azerbaijani hero.... statue/stadium and all


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