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Title: Hi Newbie
Post by: SwindonJimbo on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 09:46:21
Hi Guys
I am James and have been lurking on the forum for some time but never signed up, decided after the disaster that has been this season I would join.
I am a season ticket holder (and signed up for next year!) in the Arkells.
Nice to meet you all and I look forward to some banter..:-)

James


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: mrverve on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 09:55:09
Welcome James.  :)



Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: MichaelPook on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 10:05:27
welcome to the madhouse


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 10:28:28
NEVER put your real name on here!

Regards,

Mr Lippschitts


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: carbonwhite on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 11:35:15
NEVER put your real name on here!

Regards,

Mr Lippschitts
Jimbo is a clue to the name james anyway so it doesnt make a difference.

welcome to the forum ya cunty cunt cunt  ;)


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 12:31:03
makes me think of Onion Jimbo


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 12:37:54
Hello

My name is Bangkok Red. I am 6 foot tall with brown hair and blue eyes. I like hot cups of tea and corned beef hash.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: jimmy_onions on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 12:39:00
makes me think of Onion Jimbo

No relation..


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 14:02:53
NEVER put your real name on here!

Regards,

Mr Lippschitts
Then why have you given your real surname Gregor


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 14:22:14
Hello James - nobody ever said hello to me but I didnt ask anyone to...Great time to come on board - at the end of the season :hmmm:


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 14:23:03
Nobody ever said hello to me either but you don't see me sulking about it.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 14:31:33
Nobody ever said hello to me either but you don't see me sulking about it.

Hello Ben :bye: and welcome to the forum!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 14:35:24
Hello Ben :bye: and welcome to the forum!

I thought his name was James...?


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 14:36:51
Nobody ever said hello to me either but you don't see me sulking about it.

 :cry: ;D


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 14:48:27
Nobody ever said hello to me either but you don't see me sulking about it.

Well thats the way I feel at the moment.....I expect the wedding will cheer me up :nod:


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 14:49:54
Hello James - nobody ever said hello to me but I didnt ask anyone to...Great time to come on board - at the end of the season :hmmm:
Perfect time really. No football to worry about. It only gets in the way of what this forum is really about anyway!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 15:07:39
Well thats the way I feel at the moment.....I expect the wedding will cheer me up :nod:

Not if Hart has anything to do with it - it'll be Will's up front on his own...


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 19:42:59
welcome to the forum ya cunty cunt cunt  ;)

This post is an absolute disgrace, the fucker's only been on here five minutes & you've called him a cunt already.

At least make the cunt work for it   :D


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: carbonwhite on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 22:49:38
This post is an absolute disgrace, the fucker's only been on here five minutes & you've called him a cunt already.

At least make the cunt work for it   :D
the day after relegation, so i thought it would be acceptable  ;D


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 23:32:51
Shall I just expect to be called a cunt after time then?


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 23:38:12
Cunts

*Babes


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 23:55:08
You are all massive cunts.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 23:58:07
Oh fuck off. How the hell will we get by without being able to write c u n t without doing that fucking daft spacing thing. Actually that wasn't so difficult now I think about it. Scrub the whole thing we're fine.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 00:03:41
I think that cùnt needs to take a break for a while.

I was 100% on board at first, but people need to be more creative. Or maybe I'm just getting old.

Lumps you mouldy todgered squirrel molester.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 00:05:15
So if I type cunt, it changes to Babe?

Fair enough.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 00:10:23
To be honest I think the forum can be a bit raw at times, so over the next week or so I'm going to implement some measures to tone it down and sanitise the whole thing a bit more.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Lumps on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 00:11:22
To be honest I think the forum can be a bit raw at times, so over the next week or so I'm going to implement some measures to tone it down and sanitise the whole thing a bit more.

Pussy


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 00:23:49
Pussy

Exactly what I mean.

Football has moved on, stadiums around the country now make a point of being "family friendly". I think that it is right that the biggest STFC internet forum changes to reflect that.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 00:25:11
Exactly what I mean.

Football has moved on, stadiums around the country now make a point of being "family friendly". I think that it is right that the biggest STFC internet forum changes to reflect that.

Are you going to make us all sit down or something?


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 00:28:45
If by "make us all sit down" you mean "remove the NSFW section", then probably.



Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 13:15:42
Not if Hart has anything to do with it - it'll be Will's up front on his own...

Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick...  I don't know why but that really tickled me.

Welcome, you prickly haired kiddie-fiddling bollock nibbler.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: dell returns on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 16:11:00
Is this another newbie or a current poster who has changed his name:


Hart is an evil cunt - naught boy/girl


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: dell returns on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 16:13:39
Why is the 'C' word being changed to Babe?


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 16:18:38
Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick...  I don't know why but that really tickled me.

Welcome, you prickly haired kiddie-fiddling bollock nibbler.

I hope this welcome was directed at me and not James the cunt. If so I feel truely honoured :-[


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Red Frog on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 16:23:15
Why is the 'C' word being changed to Babe?
Scunthorpe - see, no it's not.

Let's try S babe horpe - oh...


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 16:44:30
Scunthorpe - see, no it's not.

Let's try S babe horpe - oh...

 ;D you are an absolute cunt love it


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: walrus on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:04:31
What's this ride on fatbury's lovestick about?!?!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:08:55
L 0 L = soapy tit wank
R O F L = Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
C U N T = babe


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:10:31
There's a few other secret ones! See if you can find them


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:16:54
Greer?

Aljokefree?

EDIT> Not these two then...

EDIT AGAIN> Found one. Greer with ££ signs. Sure there's a DV one too.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 18:20:51
If you type a p p l e it comes up as tree


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 18:41:28
If you type G U L L I B L E, it changes to mankini.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 19:06:54
mankini

shit, it does!!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 19:18:49
omg it actually works! mankini!

Someone else try it!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: nochee on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 19:22:27
If you type G U L L I B L E, it changes to mankini.

Fuck off, how mankini do you think i am.