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Title: Hi Newbie
Post by: SwindonJimbo on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 08:29:33
Hi Guys
I am James and have been lurking on the forum for some time but never signed up, decided after the disaster that has been this season I would join.
I am a season ticket holder (and signed up for next year!) in the Arkells.
Nice to meet you all and I look forward to some banter..:-)

James


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: mrverve on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 08:38:21
Welcome James.  :)



Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: MichaelPook on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 08:48:39
welcome to the madhouse


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 09:11:40
NEVER put your real name on here!

Regards,

Mr Lippschitts


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: carbonwhite on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 10:18:27
NEVER put your real name on here!

Regards,

Mr Lippschitts
Jimbo is a clue to the name james anyway so it doesnt make a difference.

welcome to the forum ya cunty cunt cunt  ;)


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 11:14:15
makes me think of Onion Jimbo


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 11:21:06
Hello

My name is Bangkok Red. I am 6 foot tall with brown hair and blue eyes. I like hot cups of tea and corned beef hash.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: jimmy_onions on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 11:22:12
makes me think of Onion Jimbo

No relation..


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 12:46:05
NEVER put your real name on here!

Regards,

Mr Lippschitts
Then why have you given your real surname Gregor


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 13:05:26
Hello James - nobody ever said hello to me but I didnt ask anyone to...Great time to come on board - at the end of the season :hmmm:


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 13:06:15
Nobody ever said hello to me either but you don't see me sulking about it.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 13:14:45
Nobody ever said hello to me either but you don't see me sulking about it.

Hello Ben :bye: and welcome to the forum!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 13:18:36
Hello Ben :bye: and welcome to the forum!

I thought his name was James...?


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 13:20:03
Nobody ever said hello to me either but you don't see me sulking about it.

 :cry: ;D


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 13:31:39
Nobody ever said hello to me either but you don't see me sulking about it.

Well thats the way I feel at the moment.....I expect the wedding will cheer me up :nod:


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 13:33:06
Hello James - nobody ever said hello to me but I didnt ask anyone to...Great time to come on board - at the end of the season :hmmm:
Perfect time really. No football to worry about. It only gets in the way of what this forum is really about anyway!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 13:50:51
Well thats the way I feel at the moment.....I expect the wedding will cheer me up :nod:

Not if Hart has anything to do with it - it'll be Will's up front on his own...


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 18:26:11
welcome to the forum ya cunty cunt cunt  ;)

This post is an absolute disgrace, the fucker's only been on here five minutes & you've called him a cunt already.

At least make the cunt work for it   :D


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: carbonwhite on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 21:32:50
This post is an absolute disgrace, the fucker's only been on here five minutes & you've called him a cunt already.

At least make the cunt work for it   :D
the day after relegation, so i thought it would be acceptable  ;D


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 22:16:03
Shall I just expect to be called a cunt after time then?


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 22:21:24
Cunts

*Babes


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 22:38:20
You are all massive cunts.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 22:41:19
Oh fuck off. How the hell will we get by without being able to write c u n t without doing that fucking daft spacing thing. Actually that wasn't so difficult now I think about it. Scrub the whole thing we're fine.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 22:46:53
I think that cùnt needs to take a break for a while.

I was 100% on board at first, but people need to be more creative. Or maybe I'm just getting old.

Lumps you mouldy todgered squirrel molester.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 22:48:27
So if I type cunt, it changes to Babe?

Fair enough.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 22:53:35
To be honest I think the forum can be a bit raw at times, so over the next week or so I'm going to implement some measures to tone it down and sanitise the whole thing a bit more.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Lumps on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 22:54:34
To be honest I think the forum can be a bit raw at times, so over the next week or so I'm going to implement some measures to tone it down and sanitise the whole thing a bit more.

Pussy


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 23:07:01
Pussy

Exactly what I mean.

Football has moved on, stadiums around the country now make a point of being "family friendly". I think that it is right that the biggest STFC internet forum changes to reflect that.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: SuggWillSugg MBE on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 23:08:23
Exactly what I mean.

Football has moved on, stadiums around the country now make a point of being "family friendly". I think that it is right that the biggest STFC internet forum changes to reflect that.

Are you going to make us all sit down or something?


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 26, 2011, 23:11:57
If by "make us all sit down" you mean "remove the NSFW section", then probably.



Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 11:58:54
Not if Hart has anything to do with it - it'll be Will's up front on his own...

Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick...  I don't know why but that really tickled me.

Welcome, you prickly haired kiddie-fiddling bollock nibbler.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: dell returns on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 14:54:12
Is this another newbie or a current poster who has changed his name:


Hart is an evil cunt - naught boy/girl


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: dell returns on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 14:56:51
Why is the 'C' word being changed to Babe?


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 15:01:50
Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick...  I don't know why but that really tickled me.

Welcome, you prickly haired kiddie-fiddling bollock nibbler.

I hope this welcome was directed at me and not James the cunt. If so I feel truely honoured :-[


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Red Frog on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 15:06:27
Why is the 'C' word being changed to Babe?
Scunthorpe - see, no it's not.

Let's try S babe horpe - oh...


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bathtime on Wednesday, April 27, 2011, 15:27:42
Scunthorpe - see, no it's not.

Let's try S babe horpe - oh...

 ;D you are an absolute cunt love it


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: walrus on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 11:47:43
What's this ride on fatbury's lovestick about?!?!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 11:52:07
L 0 L = soapy tit wank
R O F L = Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
C U N T = babe


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 11:53:43
There's a few other secret ones! See if you can find them


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 12:00:06
Greer?

Aljokefree?

EDIT> Not these two then...

EDIT AGAIN> Found one. Greer with ££ signs. Sure there's a DV one too.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 17:04:03
If you type a p p l e it comes up as tree


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 17:24:40
If you type G U L L I B L E, it changes to mankini.


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 17:50:06
mankini

shit, it does!!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 18:02:01
omg it actually works! mankini!

Someone else try it!


Title: Re: Hi Newbie
Post by: nochee on Thursday, April 28, 2011, 18:05:39
If you type G U L L I B L E, it changes to mankini.

Fuck off, how mankini do you think i am.