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Title: Duck Fear.
Post by: leefer on Friday, April 15, 2011, 18:25:16
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_get_Anatidaephobia


This is such a relief that finally been diagnosed with this cruel and frightening condition :eek:

It makes sense of a lot of things in my life starting with the coot at Coate that followed me until i had climbed the top level of the diving board.
Also the menacing mallard at Mannington that threatened me with an evil look of,pure evil in his eyes i swear.
But it was nothing compared to my night at the Chinese Rendevouz and my spicy duck with spring onions,the waiter thought i had come down with a peanut allergy i was so stressed,was even worse when i was presented with the Bill ;D



Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: A Gent Orange on Friday, April 15, 2011, 18:42:08
I suspect this fear might be based on envy...

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2001/09/14/366856.htm?topic=enviro


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, April 15, 2011, 19:08:06
My Dad has the original blueprints to that diving board at Coate.


True story.

Oh, and this.

[url width=524 height=513]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p210/smaisey/Leefer.jpg[/url]



Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, April 15, 2011, 19:09:03
I'd love to be a duck


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: leefer on Friday, April 15, 2011, 19:14:20
My Dad has the original blueprints to that diving board at Coate.


True story.

Oh, and this.

[url width=524 height=513]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p210/smaisey/Leefer.jpg[/url]



Quality :D,cross breed it with that North American monster.


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: Batch on Friday, April 15, 2011, 19:39:19
I'd love to be a duck

That's quackers.


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: Saxondale on Friday, April 15, 2011, 21:20:35
I do love Eddie Izzards routine about ducks and why they are evil.


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: axs on Friday, April 15, 2011, 21:45:24
My Dad has the original blueprints to that diving board at Coate.
True story.

Can I have a copy?


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: Chubbs on Saturday, April 16, 2011, 06:34:56
[url width=500 height=545]http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ducks-dog-masks.jpeg[/url]


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, April 16, 2011, 10:10:06
 The Reverend Spooner would have had trouble with this.


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: wiggy on Saturday, April 16, 2011, 12:08:41
Chubbs - that picure is brilliant - I have nicked it and will claim it as my own elsewhere!


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: Batch on Saturday, April 16, 2011, 12:12:06
[url width=100 height=100]http://i827.photobucket.com/albums/zz192/denistephenson/FUNNY/fight/e109jpg.gif[/url]

[url width=104 height=100]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c31/KhrisKavorkian/duckpyscho.gif[/url]


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, April 16, 2011, 12:59:05
[url width=184 height=184]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/13431_404716332182_504787182_4438904_4048262_n.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Duck Fear.
Post by: DV on Saturday, April 16, 2011, 13:08:12
[url width=256 height=224]http://www.geeks.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Duck-Hunt.jpg[/url]