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Why do we do it

My girls rabbit was just making a right racket out on the balcony so I had to go out and have a right go at her (the rabbit, not my girl). A grown man scolding a rabbit FFS, how fucking ridiculous.

Why?

I didn't know rabbits made noises - I thought they just twitched their noses?

No

They throw their food dishes about when they want attention

The cunts

Hairy Japanese bastards

Ah - an attention-seeking rabbit  - you were right to scold it then  ;)

What like burning scold?

Thats mice in the bath isnt it? ;)

I speak to my cat all the time!

i also speak to my cat. i've taught him to sit and shake paws/hand recently. wooooo!

I heart mushy Bennett

I preferred it when he hated the world and got drunk with me at least once a week... a once great man has become a cat person, and i fear as soon as 30 hits (very soon ;)) i'll have lost him forever *sob*

I also talk to my cats.
I have also taught them to do things.
I have taught them to walk away from me when i'm talking to them, to lick their arse in front of my while I eat, to constantly meow at me when i'm preparing food in the kitchen and if they need to be sick to make sure they do it all over the living room carpet or on our bed.
They're very obedient.

Hahahahahah
This man knows cats!!

Next stage "crapping in the neighbours' gardens"  then Ginginho - shouldn't be difficult.

It's harder than you might think.
Our two tend to crap in our own garden and also piss on the lawn.
I caught one of them watering my newly sewn spring onion seeds in a tub a couple of days ago.
Little fuckers.

I like to talk to ducks

I have been trying to lead by example by shitting in my next door neighbours garden, but that didn't work.
So what i've started doing, to see if it works, is crapping in towels at local swimming baths.

you're the most flakey or non commital bastard ever.
sometimes you can only have so many let downs
*sob*

(yes this is me breaking up with you)

I'm commited and reliable you goon! Come to the pub with me Saturday, it's my last pub visit until June!

i've already got plans! which i'll text you about

I talk to my dog all the time, in fact I will talk back to myself on my dogs behalf.

Do you do a voice?

Me and my cat have constant conversations.  She calls me sir and tells me she is smarter than the average cat (its me having a conversation with myself)!  The wife's cat however is an idiot I talk to her and she doesn't talk back.  My cat is the best!  :nod:

We talk to our tortoise, who is generally very interested in everything we say... Or she's hoping to get a big fat dandelion flower from us!   ;)

She's not, she's actually running off. It's just you can't tell

 :D

You'd be surprised how quickly they can move when they want to!  (But yeah, I wouldn't blame her for trying to run away to get some peace and quiet...)

Oh, I know, my Mum and Dad have got a tortoise that goes like shit off a shovel.

Of course