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Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 13:53:01 By adding one sentence each. I'll start.
A smelly girl walked into Asda to buy a melon. Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Whits on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:04:39 she got confused by all the special offers :x
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: blinkpip on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:18:53 So she bought a packet of Hob Nobs and Tampons.
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:24:02 While whistling away to the in store music...
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Whits on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:25:21 she tripped and banged into another smelly girl
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:39:30 The store manager noticed and came over to ask if they were OK...
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 15:00:43 both smelly girls looked him up and down
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 15:02:26 Noticing he was quite dashing they decided to milk it a little...
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: blinkpip on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 15:50:55 Till they found out that he isn't a man, it's actually StfcBird dressed in blokes clothes :shock:
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: kaufman on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 16:11:41 there then followed many shennanigans and goings on for many a minute until the tanoy system came on with a voice telling them that there was a 50% sale on any sammy igoe branded super glue!
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Asher on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 17:36:37 So they raced to the DIY section.....
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Rossi on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 17:54:16 Which is brand new to Asda :?
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Whits on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 18:30:16 they grabbed some rope and wheel barrow
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: DV on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 20:20:00 Quote from: "Whits" they grabbed some rope and wheel barrow tied up Sammy Igoe and threw him off a cliff Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: unclemark on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 20:38:05 They then saw Andy King buying some doughnuts, "for his son" apparently :?
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Anonymous on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 22:45:21 and reminded him that his son is allergic to yeast products and suggested a bad of crisps
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: kaufman on Saturday, July 2, 2005, 23:09:22 when nobody could find anything resembling a bad of crisps it was pointed out that he had misheard them and it was in actual fact a bag of crisps!
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Nomoreheroes on Sunday, July 3, 2005, 05:30:51 So they asked the manager if they had any 'crincklies', to which King inadvertantly said we have a Premiership one coming soon and it should make everyone very happy !
NMH 'Bring me a piece of my Mummy. She was quite close to me !' Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: spacey on Sunday, July 3, 2005, 11:03:33 Spacey entered the supermarket, his muscular frame drew gasps of admiration from a group of women assembled by the meat counter.He strode towards the cigarette kiosk, passing an excited teenager(Dave) thumbing through a copy of Carehome cock." 20 Marlboro" he said, the checkout girl turned silently, her trembling hand grabbed the cigarettes and placed them on the counter.Spacey handed over a £20 note "Keep the change" he said, at which point the checkout girl passed out in a puddle of her own ecstacy.
Spacey then went to the pub and got absolutey battered, but still managed to look cool even when he was throwing up through his nose. Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, July 3, 2005, 12:24:53 Till he was shot by a person that looks like Ronnie O' Sullivan.
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: walrus on Sunday, July 3, 2005, 14:16:46 And gang-raped by Dave and his merry-men
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, July 3, 2005, 21:46:07 Meanwhile, Alan Reeves was enjoying a nice packet of peanuts while sitting on the pub stool.
Title: Let's make up a story, Post by: Tails on Sunday, July 3, 2005, 22:16:18 And Sammy Igoe accidentally stapled the pub stool to his stomach.
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