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Title: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: Smells like Dave Syrett on Friday, March 11, 2011, 12:03:13 Reg Smeeton has spoken out in support of the Mayan calender prediction that the world will end on December 21st 2012, and insisted that the current crop of Swindon players aren't good enough to survive the event.
"I think it's safe to say that this current squad of players would struggle during a serious natural disaster" he told us. "We'd almost certainly find ourselves in The Blue Square Premier come 2013." With the tragic events in Japan currently unfolding, and recent earthquakes in New Zealand amongst a number of disasters to have hit planet Earth in the last few years, Smeeton insists he's seen it all before. "This is the worst squad of players I can remember since 1902 when Mount Pelée erupted on the Caribbean island of Martinique. We finished bottom of the league then with a goal difference of -75 This Earthquake in Japan will have a similar outcome this year. And next year when the end of the world happens, well, it's going to be a tough couple of seasons." [url width=550 height=327]http://www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk/images/Squad/Squad1901-1902.jpg[/url] "Absolute dog shite!" claims Smeeton Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: woolster on Friday, March 11, 2011, 12:07:49 :clap: :nod:
Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, March 11, 2011, 12:09:38 Loving your work News Rhino :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: Ardiles on Friday, March 11, 2011, 12:15:10 "This is the worst squad of players I can remember since 1902 when Mount Pelée erupted on the Caribbean island of Martinique. 'I remember it well', reminisced Reg, 'on account of having been rudely interrupted from a marathon, 4 day wenching session during which I was single handedly entertaining a hareem of 14 Caribbean lovelies.' Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: mrverve on Friday, March 11, 2011, 12:50:35 You know you've made it when News Rhino start a topic on you!!
Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, March 11, 2011, 14:07:42 :girlgiggle: I love these!
Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Friday, March 11, 2011, 14:22:51 Not sure but didn't news rhino used to work for The Daily Star before being dismissed for reporting factual news stories? cant seem to find his/her wiki page
Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: leefer on Friday, March 11, 2011, 15:06:55 Quality :)
Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, March 11, 2011, 16:29:35 That's my great grandfather (Bob Menham) with the big moustache at the back of that picture!!
Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, March 11, 2011, 16:36:07 I'm predicting that what's left of Japan will have it's application for membership of The League Of Wales turned down after, a tectonic collision positioned it just abutting Milford Haven.
Alun Evans, LoW Secretary will say....it would be more appropriate if they joined the Honda Conference, now that they've taken over sponsorship from 2013 from Blue Square, to celebrate the arrival of Swindon Town. Title: Re: Forum News: Smeeton embraces Mayan 2012 End Times Prophecy Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 11, 2011, 18:08:08 Favourite Rhino yet :)
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