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Title: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Sippo on Monday, January 31, 2011, 17:50:26 As it's started already...Wilson is shit, the board have no idea...etc etc.
Keep all the bollocks in this thread then we don't all have to read it. Ta. [url width=400 height=309]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FCJw2udZeOI/TFyBqygoBPI/AAAAAAAAAOw/0Prqi5xKmzw/s1600/Noose.jpg[/url] Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, January 31, 2011, 17:51:53 Shit i didnt realise it was 11 o clock yet.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: NorwayRed on Monday, January 31, 2011, 17:52:05 I have waited for this thread!
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Sippo on Monday, January 31, 2011, 17:52:26 Shit i didnt realise it was 11 o clock yet. Exactly. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Power to people on Monday, January 31, 2011, 17:58:36 OMG it is 2300 hours we do not have any players in we are doomed to L2 with Dossevi to spearhead our attack
Just thought I'd lighten the mood a bit :D Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: STFC4LIFE on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:01:59 Wilson is shit, Fitton open your wallet, Pericard and Dossevi aren't good enough, Charlie Austin is a women beater, a drug addict and slept with his team mates misses, O'Brian is shit, Prutton is shit, If we don't sign a striker we're down, Why do we have so many let backs....
Have I missed anything? Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Chubbs on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:05:02 we wont sign a striker
we will get relegated :-p Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Power to people on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:14:28 Should we not rename this the Thisis thread
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:16:24 Wilson is shit, Fitton open your wallet, Pericard and Dossevi aren't good enough, Charlie Austin is a women beater, a drug addict and slept with his team mates misses, O'Brian is shit, Prutton is shit, If we don't sign a striker we're down, Why do we have so many let backs.... Have I missed anything? There's no f in left back! Actually, we're running alive with the fuckers. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Crispy on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:18:16 We've only got a few hours left to sell!
SELL OUR PLAYERS FITTON AND WILSON YOU USELESS FUCKING CUNTS Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:19:10 Anyone up for a protest round the back of the Arkells in an hour?
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: DMR on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:19:51 Wilson is shit, Fitton open your wallet, Pericard and Dossevi aren't good enough, Charlie Austin is a women beater, a drug addict and slept with his team mates misses, O'Brian is shit, Prutton is shit, If we don't sign a striker we're down, Why do we have so many let backs.... Have I missed anything? At the risk of turning the thread a little serious, does the fact that this post is basically bang on the money not concern anyone... Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Gnasher on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:22:00 No posh cars in the CG carpark at 16:40 or 18:05. Therefore we are not signing any strikers today (unless Benyon drives an 02 Corsa, in which case he's in talks).
I hope this clarifies things. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: König on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:26:37 u got one thing wrong, obrien isnt shit :)
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: stfcinbmth on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:29:14 u got one thing wrong, obrien isnt shit :) Yeah Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: jonny72 on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:31:32 Wilson is shit, Fitton open your wallet, Pericard and Dossevi aren't good enough, Charlie Austin is a women beater, a drug addict and slept with his team mates misses, O'Brian is shit, Prutton is shit, If we don't sign a striker we're down, Why do we have so many let backs.... Have I missed anything? An f? Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: iffy on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:32:29 I have been following dougie, sheehan, cuthbert and o'brien on twitter. None of them can spell. Wilson out.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Nemo on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:34:13 Maybe Greer was a Grammar Nazi and that's why he was unpopular?
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Costanza on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:34:33 Good evening my friends. Let me embrace you, all will be okay in the end..........
[url width=400 height=376]http://procrastinators-anonymous.org/files/images/cyber_hug.gif[/url] Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:34:43 I have been following dougie, sheehan, cuthbert and o'brien on twitter. None of them can spell. Wilson out. Wilson out is relatively easy to spell, but you've got 3 Irishmen and a Scot there. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:35:49 Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Costanza on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:36:08 Wilson out is relatively easy to spell, but you've got 3 Irishmen and a Scot there. If only Billy Bodin would get his act together and join Twitter eh. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:37:34 Bournemouth have signed a striker... another one we've missed out on. ;)
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: flammableBen on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:37:36 I was going to complain that the thread didn't deliver, tell you all to man up and then post pictures of actually bloody wrists. However the resulting image search made me feel a bit queezy so I'll just go and hide back in my coward hole.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: melksham_exile on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:43:19 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7hqgC3W9GUI
Maybe this is all we have left to cling to!! Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Rustle on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:43:54 Wilson is shit, Fitton open your wallet, Pericard and Dossevi aren't good enough, Charlie Austin is a women beater, a drug addict and slept with his team mates misses, O'Brian is shit, Prutton is shit, If we don't sign a striker we're down, Why do we have so many let backs.... Have I missed anything? A tad harsh on wilson when we don't know what restrictons he has to work within. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Ginginho on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:49:21 Anyone up for a protest round the back of the Arkells in an hour? Is that prison slang? Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: DiV on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:54:40 how am I supposed to slit my wrists with a noose?
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: König on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:55:47 how am I supposed to slit my wrists with a noose? severe rope burn, you'll just be at it for sometime before you get the desired effects, you'd better get cracking! Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: DiV on Monday, January 31, 2011, 18:59:23 bet I still get it done before we sign anyone.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Benzel on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:06:23 how am I supposed to slit my wrists with a noose? pahahaaa amazing.Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:09:17 Does anyone else remember the timeframe around the Billy Paynter transfer?
That was the latest deal I can ever remember being done by STFC. Did they accept the bid at 11.59, and then Paynter completed a medical the next day? My noose is ready and waiting to slit my wrists. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: DiV on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:13:59 Does anyone else remember the timeframe around the Billy Paynter transfer? That was the latest deal I can ever remember being done by STFC. Did they accept the bid at 11.59, and then Paynter completed a medical the next day? My noose is ready and waiting to slit my wrists. I cant remember the exact time frames but I think I remember going to sleep that night with us having signed no one and not finding out till the following morning we'd got 3 players in. Infact 3 that no rumour site or mate of mate had even linked us with. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:25:42 Don't some of the transfer stories come out the following day?
The lack of noise from the county ground is a massive worry Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:28:20 1916: DONE DEAL Hamilton have signed striker 20-year-old Tom Elliott on a free transfer from Leeds United until the end of the season
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Costanza on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:29:32 Don't some of the transfer stories come out the following day? The lack of noise from the county ground is a massive worry Nobody could can complain if fans start losing it a bit now. The club silence keeps me helplessly hoping. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tw7hk_Hd1M Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:29:44 The lack of noise from the county ground is a massive worry Been like it all season, even when a match is on. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:31:15 1916: DONE DEAL Hamilton have signed striker 20-year-old Tom Elliott on a free transfer from Leeds United until the end of the season 1 goal in 31 appearances. I think we should be pleased we didn't sign him, the TEF would explode. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: wheretherealredsare on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:32:25 This could be the noose we've all been waiting for ...
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:32:50 1 goal in 31 appearances. I think we should be pleased we didn't sign him, the TEF would explode. I did no research on his goalscoring antics. Clearly neither have the Hamilton management team. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:35:55 Nobody could can complain if fans start losing it a bit now. The club silence keeps me helplessly hoping. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tw7hk_Hd1M Haven't listened to that for years.....proper took me back...ace. :) Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:45:23 I did no research on his goalscoring antics. Clearly neither have the Hamilton management team. Hamilton do average about 1100 home fans a game. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:46:16 I've got the noose sorted, couple of blades out ready and a couple of packets of strong painkillers.
Reckon that'll do it? Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: nevillew on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:47:38 I've got the noose sorted, couple of blades out ready and a couple of packets of strong painkillers. Reckon that'll do it? How quickly can you get to DV's house ? Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:48:08 Run a hot bath to sit in Sam, when you slit your wrists the warm water will stimulate the blood flow and you'll bleed out quicker.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: König on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:48:42 well thats cheery
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:51:24 Run a hot bath to sit in Sam, when you slit your wrists the warm water will stimulate the blood flow and you'll bleed out quicker. Good idea, I'll pop the toaster on the edge of the bath too. If there's no news come 11.01pm, I'm a goner. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: König on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:51:42 didnt realise u had to cut down the wrist rather than across it either, thats something to bare in mind if youre not too drowsy after the pills or too out of breath from the hanging!
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: thedarkprince on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:52:43 I've got the noose sorted, couple of blades out ready and a couple of packets of strong painkillers. Reckon that'll do it? Remember it's down the street not across the road. Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:52:46 Yeah, down the road not across the street. Schoolboy stuff.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:53:07 Eerie, I posted that at near enough exactly the same time.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:53:55 Swindon Town is the new Waco, Texas.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:54:04 There was a kiddy at my school who made that mistake. I suppose that 'error' saved his life.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Batch on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:55:10 [url width=47 height=50]http://www.greensmilies.com/smile/smiley_emoticons_hangwoman.gif[/url]
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Ralphy on Monday, January 31, 2011, 19:56:57 I'm living in hope that the lack of activity on the club website today means everyone is working furiously to push some transfers through before 11pm.
Title: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, January 31, 2011, 20:18:39 I'm living in hope that the lack of activity on the club website today means everyone is working furiously to push some transfers through before 11pm. yeah, I heard the web editor is furiously thrashing out terms with Elliott Benyon as I typeTitle: Re: Slit your wrists thread Post by: Ralphy on Monday, January 31, 2011, 20:19:35 Like I said, clutching at straws.
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