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Title: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: amcc on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:11:38
Internal sources are spreading like wildfire that a seven figure sum has been agreed and Charlie is set to travel to Glasgow tomorrow.

From his twitter:

"Some big news to announce. Will let you all know soon." ~ obviously transfer

then

"Going up North tomorrow. Long drive! Speak soon tweeps." ~ long drive: Scotland

You heard it here first!  ;)

Although i have to agree ill look like a right tit if this isnt true! Worth a gamble  ;D


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:12:44
If it isn't you're banned.


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: tans on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:13:18
Its not him, its some cunt being a prick


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: amcc on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:14:49
Its not him, its some cunt being a prick

Looks pretty legit to me ..


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: tans on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:15:29
About as legit as my turd, he tweeted how hammered he was early hours friday morning, now deleted

Work that one out


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:18:12
He wouldn't be driving all the way to Scotland FFS....Burnley maybe :hmmm:


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: amcc on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:23:06
He wouldn't be driving all the way to Scotland FFS....Burnley maybe :hmmm:

Burnley are pish poor.. seven figure?


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:23:44
If you're getting your info from: http://twitter.com/charlie32austin

It's a fake account.


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Sunday, January 23, 2011, 23:31:25
Burnley are pish poor.. seven figure?
Yeah...teams that come down from the Prem don't have any money or get massive parachute payments...oh, wait...


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: mrverve on Monday, January 24, 2011, 00:03:14
Its a fake account.

Confirmed by the official Swindon Town FC twitter a few days ago.


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: carbonwhite on Monday, January 24, 2011, 00:40:48
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, January 24, 2011, 08:05:08
Although i have to agree ill look like a right tit if this isnt true! Worth a gamble  ;D
Being a Jock ,being a tit is the least of your problems Jimmy


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Benzel on Monday, January 24, 2011, 09:48:17
hahahah just give up!


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: suttonred on Monday, January 24, 2011, 12:54:29
Good official tweet this morning, rubbishing the austin fake account. Ends by saying the faker is a very naughty boy, and a tool!


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Nemo on Monday, January 24, 2011, 13:09:16
Seems to have been deleted now.


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, January 24, 2011, 15:33:44
So, he hasn't signed for Celtic yet. Got a couple of hours before you look a tit.


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: @MacPhlea on Monday, January 24, 2011, 15:37:48
Well he did have to drive part way to Southampton before being phoned by AF to be told higher bid had come in from Blackpool so he's probably discussing terms there before nipping over to Burnley and then making his way up to Celtic...  If only he had an iPhone instead of a blackberry - we could trace his movements then...


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, January 24, 2011, 15:38:52
i bet his travel expenses will be high too. that's some journey


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: @MacPhlea on Monday, January 24, 2011, 15:40:43
i bet his travel expenses will be high too. that's some journey

and I'm sure the 'mythical medical tour' will get even longer before the weeks out!!


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, January 24, 2011, 15:43:19
Southampton have bid for Craig Mackail-Smith apparently so wouldn't surprise me if they have been sniffing around for CA as well.


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Dozno9 on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:15:43
'mythical medical tour'

Not one of the best from The Beatles that one.


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Lumps on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:18:00
So, he hasn't signed for Celtic yet. Got a couple of hours before you look a tit.

No.............. he looked a tit pretty much the second after he posted.... probably as he posted, or significantly before he posted, except without us noticing


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: bassett boy on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:18:45
Agreed


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: carbonwhite on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:37:29
ive always liked the sight of a tit though so could we call him something else


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: König on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:39:06
how about a blue waffle, no one likes the look of those


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: carbonwhite on Monday, January 24, 2011, 20:43:58
how about a blue waffle, no one likes the look of those
:puke: yeah that would work


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 09:41:01
Lick my Arse Orifice stupid celtic waffle.


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 09:53:01
What is a blue waffle?
Someone mentioned it at work the other day and said don't search for it until you get home, but I forgot.
I'm currently at work so if anyone wants to enlighten me :)


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 09:54:50
It's the horrible blue vagina of an old woman


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: carbonwhite on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 09:58:51
It's the horrible blue vagina of an old woman
should of let him search its just as bad as the 2 girls and 1 cup


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 10:01:08
Jeez. Just googled 'blue waffle'. what I found was bad enough, but it leads you to the 'mustard snack', 'special fried rice' and 'giant cheese taco'. Holy vomitations, Batman!


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: carbonwhite on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 11:03:08
Jeez. Just googled 'blue waffle'. what I found was bad enough, but it leads you to the 'mustard snack', 'special fried rice' and 'giant cheese taco'. Holy vomitations, Batman!
:clap: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: jutty274 on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 14:07:16
I have just googled that while i was eating.
Why do i always google at lunch


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 14:53:50
I've long ago learned that when someone says don't click it, or don't search for it, don't. As Derren Brown can no doubt prove though, the temptation of the negative request is so hard to resist. (Don't think of a pink elephant.)


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Bewster on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 15:00:30
or a pink Ox ? :wink:


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Tuesday, January 25, 2011, 15:48:15
I've long ago learned that when someone says don't click it, or don't search for it, don't. As Derren Brown can no doubt prove though, the temptation of the negative request is so hard to resist. (Don't think of a pink elephant.)
Barry made me do it

http://www.pinkelephant.com/blogs/


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 16:50:20
If it isn't you're banned.

Did he get banned?


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 17:28:59
Did he get banned?

Nah. He just made the mistake of following the fake twitter. Would be a bit harsh. There's some other 'claims' from during the week that might though.


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Red Frog on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 17:36:55
Dare I suggest you could just alter his profile in a minor but humiliating way.

NB. Ben: him not me please


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: pauld on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 17:38:44
Dare I suggest you could just alter his profile in a minor but humiliating way.
Change his avatar to a picture of Gillian Taylforth ("Will swallow anything")


Title: Re: Celtic to conclude deal tomorrow
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, January 27, 2011, 17:44:19
Change his avatar to a picture of Gillian Taylforth ("Will swallow anything")

Or Pamela Anderson....No matter how BIG!