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We have just been put out by a non league side near Gatwick airport run by a fat crooked cunt. :smugfu:

We can beat Hudds, Saints and Wednesday and then get dicked by Daggers. :headhurts:

Our manager has more excuses than OJ Simpson. :hmmm:

Austin is going to leave and we are doomed. :suicide:

Still...............whats yer fave Christmas song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVsc74O2sks


and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIUlEUWKloM

Bah humbug....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Is this classed a christmas song as it was a christmas no 1?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQzlJRjXSGY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWXqmukiD3U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCON07r908g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bJvAU3RZWU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq54OSEmJ44

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hVEdE0O5tA

You got there before me.  My very favourite.

I am also a little embarrassed to admit that I have always liked this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZg7tvGN9o

...and this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uey6VktC5ms

You will always find me in the kitchen at parties!!!

The Waitresses - Xmas wrapping...

I can't find a video of them singing it, this is just the tune on youtube, if anyone finds it please post it for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARq6uYSsUq0

http://www.youtube.com/v/LBY7xmXfHeg

Maybe a bit dubious/tenuous...
http://www.youtube.com/v/ShN8UIk5-mw

Guilty pleasure...
http://www.youtube.com/v/djdfFx2bNMo

Cheeeeeeeeeeeese!
http://www.youtube.com/v/NJ6kJ7GWtv0

For some reason, the preview of my post has the videos embedded, but when i submit it they're only links... doh.

And so you damn well should be. More than a little ...

You can only have so many per page methinks...

Half Man Half Biscuit's  "All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit

Not a christmas song but does anyone remember a song called "signing out for Swindon" by a band called Kramer (or something like that) i remember buying it from Ocotal way tesco when i was about 10?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nQrdxtWgHbE :D

http://www.thegrocer.co.uk/articles.aspx?page=articles&ID=97373

Christmas songs are for gayers.

Ooooh! Get you!

Bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBnob3c0IBg&feature=related

 Worthy of mention....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4

 Must have been Numero Uno, just after we beat Arsenal in Dec 78, so spawned the hark now hear The Swindon sing, the Arsenal ran away, so we will fight for evermore, because of last Tuesday, song.

 Sad to think that we'll never get a packed TE like that again.

Sorry Reg, boney m were complete wank and when allied to a wanky X Mas song thats not a good mix. Absolute shite. The musical equivalent of a dogshit sandwich.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BqvtUmfb6U

the power of love has nothing to do with christmas :D - Fucking good tune though!

It has an Xmas video and was an Xmas number 1... thats my tenuous linkage!

I'd have thought a man of your calibre, would have appreciated the wonderment of a packed TE, reworking Boney M's hit. Maybe you weren't around then.

Remember it well on Boxing Day at Swansea around that time Reg...........god that was a good away day...beat em 2-1......think it was the only time they lost at home that season.....Gilligan and Bates i think.

As for Xmas songs that MUD song brings back memories...shite band but a classic number one song for Xmas.

Some corkers so far...

I remember Reading on boxing day!

Nope I was in the TE against Arsenal and probably singing it but both the song and Boney M are shite. Town v the Arse, however, were not shite. A packed TE also was not shite, although we nearly had some Cockney visitors before the match who would have got eaten alive that day.

Not gonna sift through this, but anyone who didn't put The Pogues & KM is a cunt.

Boney M singing this bollocks make a dogshit sandwich look quite tempting.....

I preferred the Harry Belafonte original, but do have a soft spot for the kitsch of Boney M, without wishing claim they were Germany's best musical export since Richard Wagner.

It's one of the most overrated songs, xmas or otherwise, of all time...

Outrageous. However having quoted it you have avoided cunt status. Cunt.

Mariah Carey's one. Brilliant.

:D

Crowd favourite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn06NJzYQc4

this is definatley what i meant to post earlier, rather than an ancient marketing report

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCsKv1aKS0Q

'slovelly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNBJ1rBAlN8

I could of been someone!

Im not taking the piss!

...even better than that dear;
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=half+man+half+biscuit&aq=0

Nothing says Christmas like a jolly fat guy who loves kids!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU6XZ2GQd48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48DgA5xS914&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tEe55NxFSSU