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In an attempt to cheer people up after last night's debacle, thought I'd start a "it could be worse" thread.

So, at least we're not ....

.... Walsall

crispy

IN;

A) The bottom Four
b) Administration
c) In take over talks with Manderic.???

Ireland.

Oxford.

Ginger!!

...giving serious consideration to sacking the manager who took us to the play off final 6 months ago.

bummers............well, I'm not

... the proud new owners of a holiday home on the Korean border

goats

women

gillian mckeith

Northern

bottom of the league, YET :crash: :suicide:

Fucking knackered and really fed up with the work Im doing at the moment.  Oh hang on....

ashley cole

Cheryl Cole

owned by americans/russians/arabs/muslims/johnny foreigner  ;D

Nat King Cole

old king cole

i would be sat in the bogs playing with myself if i was.

You'd have been done up both ends by Ashley Cole if you were.

...coppers in London

....students.

...taxpayers who'll have to pick up the tab for the latest mess!

but you get to share a dressing room with girls aloud. might even see their boobies and stuff.

...Andy King's Barmy Army!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

malpas army was barmy

...spending all of our time on a Swindon Town webforum!

Sporting a double Hernia......................ah shit  :badmood:

the aussies

...able to access the TEF at work today, saving me from reading all the bollocks on here.

Stuck down a mine

German.

Trampy cunts.

Guessing how much Gordon Greer is on at Brighton.

German.

I was... until today... so now I'm not

On the bright side, I have enjoyed taking the piss when I'm presented with the bar and hotel bill by suggesting they take it off the loan...

Dead.

out of the FA Cup yet

...Ricky Pontin

Andrew Strauss

aberdeen  :D

trapped by a mattress 

Plymouth

A Sheff Weds fan

rugby fans

andy murray

scottish referees  :suicide:

It could be worse, Yeovil are playing away at Hartlepool today and they've just called it off due to the snow- most Yeovil fans would be already there (300 miles from home) or damned nearby.

I'd be pretty upset if that hapenned.

I think you'll find most Yeovil fans would have been at home.

Danny Wilson

Id fancy being Swindon Town manager?

Time to drag this one out again, methinks.

So, At least we're not .... Plymouth (again):
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/plymouth_argyle/9267780.stm

Can we have Wright-Philips if it goes through?

Newcastle

Managed by Steve Evans

At least were not...... In the fruit and veg section of Tesco with Julian Alsop

Steve Evans.

Alan Pardew

Newcastle (again)

Thinking we can get promotion!

 Threave Rovers and Stenhousemuir.....first game in Sweatie Cup Nov 20th, still trying to do a replay, today's effort called off, no idea how many other times.

 Threave apparently hail from Castle Douglas in Galloway....not sure why they've had it so bad it's not much further north than Carlisle.

O*ford.

That should be all you ever need to console yourself with as a town fan.

Avram Grant

El Hadji Diouf

Jamie Mackie

...pinning our hopes on signing Danny Ward and/or Dean Ashton.

kerry katona :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Ipswich fans tonight

Expecting to win our next game

moaning about our team all the time :)

Roy Keanes dog

Good point well made....Yeovil 4 unbeaten in league without conceding a goal, think we've managed 3 clean sheets all season.

It would be nice to win...I like to go and celebrate a win on a Saturday night, think I've had 5 in the approx 20 this season.  :(

Derby County.

Now ESPN may stop saying our name

Robbie Savage. How much stick will he gets the next time he does 606?

Spurs fans. Just listening to 606 with my dinner and some fucking brainache Spurs fan has been on complaining about Van De Vart. FFS!

I heard that aswell! How is having Van De Vaart in your team a hinderance?!!

Oh and Robbie Savage is ace.

...I've got nothing.

The England 1 Day cricket team who've lost to the Aussies again.  :eek:

A bunch of inbreds, oh wait..

I am fucked off at losing to the Gas....if only we were in their league position....no hang on... wait!

Listening to Danny Wilson telling us we're not that far away - far away from what though ?

Being bottom of the league ?

Give it time......

At least we're not.... nope. I've still got nothing.

Torquay. Imagine how miserable we'd feel if we'd been dumped out of the cup by Crawley AND lost our top scorer.

Unthinkable. Oh, wait...

 :D







 :doh:

Got to say I do feel for the Torquay fans. If we thought Austin leaving a few days ago imagine how much worse it would be just an hour away from the transfer window closing and without a replacement player.

Also if the fee really was less than £100k, we've robbed them.

Yeah...but on the plus side they do live on the English Riviera :(

Erm, Middle Eastern dictators? I'm really struggling here....

Arminia Bielefeld, Darlington, Cambridge United, Feyenoord, Retford United, Danny Wilson.

Yeah, that having to flee the country with only the few billion dollars in a Swiss bank account to your name must be a right bitch.

Well, it must be a bit irritating for them. I did say I was struggling ....

... doing our heads in by compulsively reading and posting on a football forum which is becoming increasingly populated by the sort of people because of which some of us leave the country.

Doh, I did it again!

 :D

Plymouth....heard last night they might get docked points!

In Queensland

Even Ridsdale's threatening to bail on them. Just how badly does the ship have to be sinking for that particular rat to start "considering his options"?

Hippos, stranded on the top floor of a burning building with no means of escape

mmmm ... crackling, yum yum!

Gypsies ?

Hippo scratchings,
.

Not Gypos, Hippos.

...dwellers from the Village of Codford!!

Or Calne

What's wrong with Codford? Have I missed something?

well Flash likes Calne and he's Codford born and (in)bred :D

Windsor and Eton FC, who are about to wound up.

Club president, former commentator Barry Davies, told BBC Berkshire: "The FA doesn't seem to be too generous to the lesser clubs.

"Not enough money in football these days filters down. It's one law for the rich and another for the poor."

He added: "There have been others at a very much higher level who've been bailed out in one fashion or another".
   
"It's a huge shame because a lot of unknown people will be suffering, people who've given their time for the club."


I don't remember you saying a word about STFC in 1990 or 1994 with Tottenham Hotspur, Mr Davies!

I see...St Peter or St Mary?   Think I've only ever been down there the once, on a journey from the South Coast to Wales...a long time ago when the roads were more empty then now...could have sworn I saw a flying saucer on the approach to Warminster...strange part of the world.

Before you gave up the weed Reg?

  :nod:  :)

Stockton is much nicer!Carrier's Arms,lovely pub.

Bristol Rovers-they cant catch us if they win their game in hand.

Not much chance of that the way they are playing.

Flash ran out of people to annoy there.

Torquay again. Not only have they lost Benyon to us for not a whole lot, his replacement wasn't registered in time but played anyway, which means they'll probably now get a points deduction and a juicy fine using up most of the Benyon money:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/torquay_united/9385552.stm

Explain please!  :toughguy:

ronald zubar  :suicide:

Relegated  ???

Victor, didnt i see you last night on big fat Gypsy wedding........mind you they all looked like you!!

All joined up now but im St Peters on the hill...

Much nicer per say....but Codford is a living/working village rather than a retirement/weekend retreat like so many other small villages with no heart...

Nearly closed the Carriers recently...council refused permission to convert to a house.

All hail Stockton and Codord f.c.......Red Frog knows all about them...

yet.........................         :suicide:

No. I've got nothing

grabbed?

At least we're not...at the game tonight. Unless you were. In which case I pity you.

Bristol Rovers. I'm really, really struggling here

Bottom of the league/Wovers as Paul said :)

The impetuosity of youth - be patient give it a few weeks

...looking at at team line-up along the lines of the following to keep us up;

Griemink
Heiselberg
Cobian
Willis
Tuomela
Duke
Robinson
Hewlett
Gurney
Sabin
Williams

Dark, dark days.

...one of those teams with nothing to play for.


What I would give to be one of those teams right now  :(

Yes, but at least that mob kept us up - which is more than can be said for the current 'players' at the moment.

Aids wridden african orphans

... Wrexham

http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=11022

You'd think they'd been through enough

It looks they have Friday statements too.

Szczesny and/or Koscielny

that was shocking.
bet they aint talking to each other tonight(much like they weren't during the game)

Even Lucas/Frampton would have cleared that. Then again...

I thought Szczesny was at fault for both to an extent.

Looks like Arsenal may well continue to use Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard as a trophy cabinet again this year.

... Tranmere.

The latest club to have Club9Sports sniffing around them (America's answer to the Portugeezers, last seen sniffing around the Wendies where their failed and never likely to happen bid made things substantially worse before Mandaric turned up)

http://avoidingthedrop.com/2011/02/19/wirral-in-trouble-now-tranmere-rovers-and-club-9-sports/

... Arsenal fans

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/04/arsenal-ivan-gazidis-ticket-price-rises-fans

Cheapest season ticket next season is £951, even their Chief Exec admits they're pricing fans out of the game.

At least I can afford to watch our lot be shit, if I was a Gooner, I'd have to be a fatbury/arriba-style "never miss a game on MoTD" armchair fan.

...going to be bored this year. Value from money all over the shop this season, make no mistake.

Obsessed  ;)

Says the person who just looked up a post that's nine months old ;)

It would have been more embarrassing if you'd dragged up this gem of a quote, Sandy.

Not one of my better calls last season.  My faith in Wilson lasted longer than it reasonably should have.

I knew some little tyke would say that.

Mark Hanarahahahnan bought up the post and I simply opened the first page....CABOOM. The obsession was laid bare.

I've been outed.  Damn it.