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Title: PC gone mad
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:16:29
Has the world gone mad?!!

You can now not sell Gingerbread men. They have to be sold as gingerbread person as it is unlikely to offend!!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: tans on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:24:41
Thats fucking gay


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:26:35
It's political correctness gone mad! It's political correctness gone mad!

This country's going to the dogs!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:29:35
I don't believe that for a second, you got a link?


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:34:28
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328902/Gingerbread-person-PC-pudding-Now-biscuits-escape-politically-correct-brigade.html


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:41:14
lancashire council have to cut costs so here are staff than can be axed or should i say de commisioned to be corect

- ray, blackpool, 12/11/2010 08:14

Loving Ray's work


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: tans on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:43:18
Loving Ray's work

Haha. That makes fuck all sense


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:45:43
sipo, get a grip.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:47:07
Just get's my back up Mex.

You can't do anything anymore without the risk of offending someone. If it's been like it for 200 years, why change it?!!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:50:26
sippo, its total bollocks, its in the daily mail!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: ghanimah on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:50:51
I thought this was going to be a thread about a computer problem


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 08:51:02
I heard it on radio 2 first!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 12, 2010, 10:23:35
It's political correctness gone mad! It's political correctness gone mad!

This country's going to the dogs!

It's none of those things, some people in England only get their wheeling bins collected once a fortnight


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, November 12, 2010, 10:26:07
I thought this was going to be a thread about a computer problem

Ditto!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Bewster on Friday, November 12, 2010, 10:39:11
Frankie Boyle Quote "When I was a boy political correctness was called 'Spastic Gay Talk'"

That about sums it up in MHO


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 12, 2010, 10:51:11
People like Sippo are the exact reason why the Daily Mail is still in business.

It's none of those things, some people in England only get their wheeling bins collected once a fortnight

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 10:52:23
I can't read, so don't buy the Mail. Only the Star to look at the pictures.

I actually heard the story on the wireless first!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 12, 2010, 11:04:09
I'm pretty sure this story is churned out periodically. If you ask for a gingerbread man in a bakers I don't think they're going to turn around and say they only sell gingerbread people.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 11:10:51
A bakers actually did that in 2006 Si.

I really need to get a life!!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: jonny72 on Friday, November 12, 2010, 12:01:56
Wow, a Daily Mail story blowing something out of all proportion and trying to stir up trouble. That's never happened before has it? Except for yesterday when Crispy got attacked for linking to a Daily Mail story doing exactly the same thing. Oh, and every single day they publish a newspaper. But other than that it's unique.

If anyone bothered to read the story you'll see it was a single person at a single council that put "person" instead of "man" on some menu's. Which they've now corrected by changing back to "man".


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Batch on Friday, November 12, 2010, 12:37:47
Tomorrows headlines are in:

Gingerbreadperson causes cancer (Mail)
Gingerbreadperson killed Diana (Guardian)
Gingerbreadman at large (and taunts police with "you can't catch me")  (Independant)
Pwhoar look at the buttons on that..Gingerbreadperson in candid photoshoot (Sun)
Gingerbreadperson  is shaped like a person and tastes of Ginger (Adver EXCLUSIVE)


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: pauld on Friday, November 12, 2010, 12:40:03
Gingerbreadperson killed Diana (Guardian)
Express surely?

The Guardian would be "Coalition cutbacks set to hit gingerbreadpeople" (or knowing the Guardian, "Coalite cotbacks....")


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 12, 2010, 12:41:03
Gingerbread man has been texting mystery woman...


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: ghanimah on Friday, November 12, 2010, 14:00:28
Tomorrows headlines are in:

Gingerbreadperson causes cancer (Mail)
Gingerbreadperson killed Diana (Guardian)
Gingerbreadman at large (and taunts police with "you can't catch me")  (Independant)
Pwhoar look at the buttons on that..Gingerbreadperson in candid photoshoot (Sun)
Gingerbreadperson  is shaped like a person and tastes of Ginger (Adver EXCLUSIVE)


The Independant will be climate change denying gingerbreadpeople will lead to the extinction of cuddly polar bears. Surely?


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Saxondale on Friday, November 12, 2010, 14:04:51
The Independant will be climate change denying gingerbreadpeople will lead to the extinction of cuddly polar bears. Surely?

And the sun will be hot Gingerbreadperson has massive tits.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: nevillew on Friday, November 12, 2010, 14:55:27
If we're all going to try and be amusing, at least call it "The Independent" for god's sake.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, November 12, 2010, 14:56:44
You're coming across as a bit of an indipedant nev.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, November 12, 2010, 14:57:49
I thought this was going to be a thread about a computer problem

I thought it was going to be about a copper going mental!


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: nevillew on Friday, November 12, 2010, 14:59:46
You're coming across as a bit of an indipedant nev.

Indepedant, maybe.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, November 12, 2010, 15:00:22
i'm indiepedant. Underground pedantry


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, November 12, 2010, 16:20:55
Tomorrows headlines are in:

Gingerbreadperson causes cancer (Mail)
Gingerbreadperson killed Diana (Guardian)
Gingerbreadman at large (and taunts police with "you can't catch me")  (Independant)
Pwhoar look at the buttons on that..Gingerbreadperson in candid photoshoot (Sun)
Gingerbreadperson  is shaped like a person and tastes of Ginger (Adver EXCLUSIVE)


Read Jasper Fforde's the 4th Bear, if you really want the full list of horrors of which a gingerbread person is capable.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: ghanimah on Friday, November 12, 2010, 19:09:00
If we're all going to try and be amusing, at least call it "The Independent" for god's sake.

If you're going to be pedantic, then at least say it's 'try to' not 'try and'.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: nevillew on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 10:45:44
If you're going to be pedantic, then at least say it's 'try to' not 'try and'.

Fair point, sorry.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Lumps on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 11:00:05
It's ironic that its newpapers headlines like this, and braindead twats that treat them as if their headlines are the complete truth, and then inflate them beyond even the bullshit that the likes of the Daily Mail attempt to peddle, that cause this sort of bollocks in the first place.

Sippo, did you even read the fucking article that has go you so wound up you knee jerking twat? Did it ANYWHERE say that "you're not allowed to sell gingerbread men"? Or did it just report that a single primary school, terrified of offending anyone, probably because it's catering manager reads the fucking Daily Mail and thinks that the PC police will be around their house arresting them if they're not careful, went a bit over the top and made themselves look like idiots?

Go back and read it again and then have the decency to post a response admitting that it's people like YOU that promote this atmosphere of PC fear by completely exaggerating stories for the sake of a hackneyed political point.

Almost all the Mail type "PC gone made" stories, when you actually examine the facts of them are individuals misunderstanding laws or guidance because they believe, thanks to articles like this and the over-reaction of idiots like you, that they're constantly risking litigations or the sack whenever they write or speak about issues of race or gender, or sexual orientation.

Reactionary old cunts the lot of you.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Batch on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 12:15:18
If we're all going to try and be amusing, at least call it "The Independent" for god's sake.

Sorry for causing you confusion Nev. Glad you decyphered the criptic clue.

And yes I meant (The) Express PaulD.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Saxondale on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 13:25:18
Read Jasper Fforde's the 4th Bear, if you really want the full list of horrors of which a gingerbread person is capable.

Fforde is very entertaining read, lots of his books based in and around a mythical Swindon of the future.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 17:24:29
It's ironic that its newpapers headlines like this, and braindead twats that treat them as if their headlines are the complete truth, and then inflate them beyond even the bullshit that the likes of the Daily Mail attempt to peddle, that cause this sort of bollocks in the first place.

Sippo, did you even read the fucking article that has go you so wound up you knee jerking twat? Did it ANYWHERE say that "you're not allowed to sell gingerbread men"? Or did it just report that a single primary school, terrified of offending anyone, probably because it's catering manager reads the fucking Daily Mail and thinks that the PC police will be around their house arresting them if they're not careful, went a bit over the top and made themselves look like idiots?

Go back and read it again and then have the decency to post a response admitting that it's people like YOU that promote this atmosphere of PC fear by completely exaggerating stories for the sake of a hackneyed political point.

Almost all the Mail type "PC gone made" stories, when you actually examine the facts of them are individuals misunderstanding laws or guidance because they believe, thanks to articles like this and the over-reaction of idiots like you, that they're constantly risking litigations or the sack whenever they write or speak about issues of race or gender, or sexual orientation.

Reactionary old cunts the lot of you.

i'd say the above was a reactionary post. :D


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 18:14:02
Haha good work arriba


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Lumps on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 22:54:35
i'd say the above was a reactionary post. :D

Then I would suggest you find yourself a dictionary, many of which are available on line, and become a little more informed about what the word actually means.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 23:33:09
You really are a total cunt you are.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 23:46:11
Awaits witty reply from Lumps...


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Lumps on Saturday, November 13, 2010, 23:48:20
You really are a total cunt you are.
:D


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, November 14, 2010, 09:13:56
Then I would suggest you find yourself a dictionary, many of which are available on line, and become a little more informed about what the word actually means.

i'd say this is another reactionary post :D


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 14:56:00
You can no longer have 'brainstorms'

Quote
Brainstorming', the buzz term used by executives to generate ideas among their staff, has been deemed politically incorrect by civil servants because it is thought to be offensive to people with brain disorders.

Instead staff at the Department of Enterprise, Trade and Investment (DETI) in Belfast will use the term 'thought-showers' when they get together to think creatively. A spokeswoman said: 'The DETI does not use the term brainstorming on its training courses on the grounds that it may be deemed pejorative.'

Sources inside the department said there was concern that the term would cause offence to sufferers of epilepsy as well those with brain tumours or brain injuries.

But the Campaign for Plain English complained that the decision had 'reached the point of real ridicule'. John Wild, its spokesman, said: 'You do sometimes wonder if some people haven't got anything better to do with their time. Do they just sit down and search out enough words until eventually they can say, "I can make that out to be politically incorrect"?

'Of course there are certain terms that should be deemed out of bounds but then sometimes things go too far.'

The move follows that of the Welsh Development Agency, responsible for promoting business in Wales, which ran a series of courses last year to teach staff to be more politically correct. 'Brainstorming' was on its list of banned words, as well as 'nit-picking' and 'manila', because of their origins in the slave trade.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 15:08:38
That's hilarious. Careful though, Lumps is always prowling.

Fforde is very entertaining read, lots of his books based in and around a mythical Swindon of the future.

I remember when I first saw The 7 Wonders of Swindon. Very funny.

http://www.jasperfforde.com/swindon/7wonders.html


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 15:31:06
'Brainstorms' were deemed politically incorrect years ago. It's all about spider-diagrams now.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 16:20:15
Or 'thought showers'


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 18:27:12
Maybe they can start having "thought bukkake".


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 18:28:00
Or 'thought showers'

If someone has a stream of good ideas is it a golden shower?


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: axs on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 18:31:02
You can no longer have 'brainstorms'


Thats madness, how many arrests have there been?


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: Ardiles on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 18:35:51
'Brainstorms' were deemed politically incorrect years ago. It's all about spider-diagrams now.

In 2040, phrases like 'spider diagrams' will be a thing of the past - based, as they are, on species-specific stereotypes arising from human preconceptions of arachnid anatomy.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 19:32:18
'Brainstorms' were deemed politically incorrect years ago. It's all about spider-diagrams now.
Last I heard was that you can now use that term again, as it was deemed offensive to suggest people might be offended by it.


Title: Re: PC gone mad
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, 19:47:11
Last I heard was that you can now use that term again, as it was deemed offensive to suggest people might be offended by it.

I'm offended by that.