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Can anyone explain the strong smell of cheezy feet when i am driving past Semington/Melksham on the main A350....is it fertilizer?..........makes me want to heave.

While on the subject of smells driving past Slough and its sewer plant in the summer is akin to shitting yourself then sitting around in it..and who can forget the smell of Coopers the old slaughterhouse nr Greenbridge.
Hope you all enjoyed dinner.

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That was Borthwicks mate

where Matalan is now

It's probably chicken shit

That smell is nothing compared to the smell of the actual town and all of the ethnic minorities that live there, i once worked there for 3 months with thames water doing maintenance work on the water mains and some smelly foreigner actually told me he needed he water left on as he has to have a bath, i lasted about a fortnight when i replied that he fucking needed it.
Smelly bastard couldn't handle the truth and reported me to the boss but only because i left the water on for his elderly neighbour and not him, she did constantly make us cups of tea and never even asked us if we wanted it she used to come out about every hour and a half with 6 cups of tea for all of us.

Did you get a blowie off her too?

NOoooooooooo she was far too young for me and anyway i think she was seeing wayne rooney at the time. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Nice one dickhead

Thought that,but remember as a youngster people saying aaaaagh Coopers ala the Bisto add!

The classic smell was Coopers blood and bone plant...hides hooves etc boiled up to make glue.

Borthwicks was up there too.

aaaaaaaagh....cheers Reg.

Lyons Seafoods pump out caused the 'Warminster Smell'.

Cheeze flavoured fish fingers no doubt.