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What would you do with the money? would you tell people :beers:
I once worked with someone who won 4 Million and carried on working for 4 months before he told anyone well he was from Oxford

Hi Mr. Fitton

Heres £10m - pass it on to Danny for us please

Cheers

I'd be dead within 10 years if i won that much money

would you not ask for a place on the board for the TEF?

Apparently the interest alone you'd get £3million a year.

£8000 a day

I'd start my own business, not sure what but something to keep me occupied more than anything. Obviously the usual stuff like buying property and cars.

In terms of STFC I would invest, probably more important to invest the yearly amount to subsidise a youth academy. What is it, a million a year minimum?

Wouldn't mind putting a bit back into the town, maybe buy the mechanics institute and turn it into something practical instead of the embarrassing shitheap it has become.

I'd pay for the stadium development.

I would buy all of you

I'd buy Bristol City - then sell the ground for a quid and sack everyone.

its not a lot of money to be fair, couple of boats a couple of cars a few whores and a night on the town should put a dent in it.

Missing step added ^^

I'd buy some mental animals

i would buy a big fuck off lorry and paint on the side . Paedo pete-child entertainer and just pay someone to drive it round.

then i would buy every ticket for a phil collins concert and sit at the back on my own heckling the cunt.

I know what I wouldn't do....take the publicity that I have won it and then watch all the beggars turn up at your front door with their begging bowl

Although saying that I'm sure if you won that amount you wouldn't be able to get away from the publicity

As for what I would do, I'd pay off all debts, pay off the mortgage, get a couple of new cars, nice 5 bed house, ensure close family was looked after financially not sure what else

I'd buy the Kassam, evict Poxford, and then have a massive fireworks display there for all town fans.

Of course, I should have £111m still left afterwards.

I'd blow it all in 24 hrs.

I would buy Christiano Ronaldo and shoot the cunt ***





*** Im only joking

Id buy a little island and never talk to anyone ever again.

I would buy Yeo a volley ball

Some of the replies here are so boring, I like mexico red's idea of having a Paedo Pete lorry, I hope he wins it just to see this happen.

Oh, I like Phil Collins, can I sit at the front?

I'd hire a Muslim band to play at Morrisons trolley parks

I'd get a round in.

Sorry Ben but these ideas have to be believable  :)

Big house, go kart track, paintball arena in the style of Vacant from COD 4. 5 a-side hall.

Money for my family, clear any debt that I have. Nice wedge to Danny to spend on players.

Cars, Motorbikes, sick daps.

£20 Million for STFc
£20 million for friends and family
I would give the rest to Donkeys

What's pericard going to do with that kind of cash?

Peri Peri is not a donkey he is a chicken sauce

3m to Poole to spend on the new ground
10m to Swindon for players etc(I would ask for my own parking space tho)
House down at Sandbanks, couple of houses abroad probably Spain and one Caribbean, house in Swindon then I could come up the night before
Sort the family out etc etc

http://www.navis-yacht-charter.com/alysia/luxury_yacht_charter_greece_mediterranean
there we go.
$170m

Job done

I'd buy an island with a semi extinct volcano....hire a bunch of fruit cake scientists, and look to go and set up a colony on the dark side of the moon.

You can come too Yeovil for breeding purposes.....just find yourself Miss Right.

I'd spend a fair old wedge on women, drugs and booze. The rest I'd waste.

Badum-tish.

I do like Mex's paedo pete truck idea though...

i'd buy loads of land for a golf course and enjoy not working

I'd live an average comfortable life being able to do what I wanted but wouldn't go around buying loads of houses and stuff for the sake of it. I'd probably keep it a secret too. Might just pretend to people I had a job doing something made up so they didn't question me having money.

That is a fantastic avatar Ben.

I'd put a wedge into STFC and pay for the upkeep at Prospect for a good few years.

I'd sort my family out with houses and holidays, then go on a 6 month world wide bender. Then I'd buy a fucking lush boat and go to Ibiza in March and run sunset cruises, and overpay a shit load of fit birds to sell tickets and work for me.

I think I'd own a couple or bars in all seriousness, one in San An in Ibiza and one in a ski resort, maybe Pas in Andorra. I'd also have the boat as well, it'd fucking amazing.

We can but dream

Cant see a single advantage of going public about the win.

Would give Town £20m but split out over a 10 year time frame.  Apart from that i'd buy property in New York, Monte Carlo, Rio, Sydney and just pop over to them when i took the fancy.

Oh and i'd ask Zoey Deschanel to name her price for a couple of nights of millionaire lovin.

After sorting all my children....i would travel the world watching the Golf European tour...and when bored of that would buy a little cottage in the country and listen to silence.....a nice log fire and plenty of red wine.
I would also buy every Teffer a season ticket for the following season.

I would invest it in something else and make twice as much money. Then I would buy a third world country and then maybe take over the world.  :hmmm:

Suppose I'd better check my ticket soon

So the general view is help STFC well i won £6.80

Cheers! Nothing like boredom to inspire creativity.

ooh,ooh  if i draw some pics will you make me one like that? please?

and me :-[

yeah of course.

Why do you wear lady clothes??
Ooooh and if I won that money me and my friends would have the best clothes shoes and bags in England! :)

Back in 1998 I got five numbers and won about 1500 pounds, tried to keep it quiet but people found out and I was hounded for a couple of weeks by acquaintances asking for pints or loans. 

Can only imagine winning 112 million would be a nightmare, the papers are going to find out one way or another and that would piss me off too much to be worth it. 

Same reason you do?

I would hold X-Factor style auditions for people to put forward their case and then probably not give any money to anyone.

I would give money to my close family and to my mates but I would make them earn it by doing stupid tasks and embarassing things. E.g. shit yourself on the bus for 5 grand/try it on with your boss for £20k/streak at the Kassam with a Swindon badge on your back/stand on one leg for 12 hours/and so on

I've never thought of the 'make them earn it' philosophy. That is brilliant. I'll keep that in mind, just incase.......

Unfortunatly it wasn't me

Quallity!

I would hire a dozen or so midget people to be walking in the same area as me to make me look tall.

Get the fuck in.  Good lad.

I would then use the money to turn the Manor Ground into a public lavatory.

Probably get me arse bleached first.

Oh, and I would buy a title.  I would become Sir Windon.

I would build a 50m swimming pool for the local club. I would then give them discounted swimming in the hope of getting my sons and some of their team mates to the Olympics.

I would pay for the bloke im sharing a room with on this stag do to have an op to cure his snoring

Fucking noisy bastard