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How would you cope in a zombie pandemic out break?

I'd move back to England to live on the island in Shaftesbury lake.

I've played both Left 4 Dead & Left 4 Dead 2, so I reckon I'd be safe.

I'd go to the shop for a cornetto.

I've seen all the "Whatever-it-is-this-time of the Living Dead" films so I should be OK if I can put all that theory into practice

I would get out my cricket bat

I'm also good friends with Bub Sherman which will no doubt come in useful

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A few people came round earlier.... they were a bit bitey

Well I've seen all the films, I also read 'The Walking Dead' which is a graphic novel series. I've only got upto book 8 and I'm missing the last few. One thing I've learned though, is that eventually they'll get us all. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walking_Dead

Just jog a bit, zombies are always fucking slow.

The word you're looking for is "comic" mate.

there is certainly a pandemic of shit threads today

idiot

Is that because you're thick and it'd make it easier to understand?

Don't make out it's high art literature when it's a fucking comic, you child.

Read them all and tell me they're for kids.

You can't read pictures matey :)

He didn't say they were for kids. He said they were comics not literature and then called you a kid. I'll draw you a picture and add the word "Thwack" if it helps?

That'd be great, thanks, pauld. I sit Row M 34 in the Town End. Have it done by Tuesday, there's a good man.
No you read the words, remarkable. Then you examine the art work and put them both together to make a graphic novel.

So, along the same lines as what you'd do with The Beano then? 

Sorry about the delivery to the seat - not sure if I'm going on Tuesday.