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OK kids, I've done the banner for Glasto, here it is in all it's glory:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/1kinkytom/ViewFromBedroom.jpg

I know it's no masterpeice, but it serves a purpose.

What's with the pink?  :x

Oh dear!    :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

thats quality  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

At least there's no wank stains on it.  (Other than OF :wink: just kidding)

Sorry Si, I didn't write your name, that was someone else.  We just had a load of pens, and she just happened to choose pink to do you.  :?

hahahahahahah you absolute weirdo :D

Cheers Jim.  Having left uni last year I find that any excuse to act wierd has to be taken with both hands.

how big is it compared to a baby antelope?

Dazzza is not spelt with a 333 in the middle btw

fucking awesome  8)

Excellent stuff Tom  :D

Will you take a picture of it while you're there and post it when you get back?  8)

:D

where are you camping, tom?

i'm going to come and find you when i'm rollocked.

i'm not on there :cry:

I'll add you to it magic, sorry.

I think I'm going to be up by the 'dragon' OF - come and find me, we'll share a spliff.  

I'm also going to be taking the t-shirt which inspired my name, it reads:

Kinky Tom's Bike Shack - it is brown with white sleeves, so if anyone sees me wearing it say hello. :D

Hahaha that's quality

Was it you that struggled to spell 'football'?  :wink:  :D

TBF he was probably stoned when he did it. I think I would have to be to make something so creative

A* mate, superb and some.

if you see anyone looking like this, smoking a joint, wearing blue and green nike dunk lo's:

http://www.ejshea.com/24nov08.jpg
http://image.www.rakuten.co.jp/ss-link2000/img10121315076.jpeg

give me a tap on the shoulder.

The football bit was done right at the end, and I just got a little over excited. :oops:

I wasn't even stoned. :?

do i have the fetching peach colour?

premiere members in yellow i see

Again Dave, I didn't do your name, I'll have a word later for you.

You also got the only smiley -  :?

I was sure that was me by Le God...  :oops:

No it is you Dave, I just mean it wasn't me that wrote it - you are on there though. 8)

ah right! its quite a nice colour...  :wink:

i think me an Rappers are making one later.

Who is this girl who has besmirched me by the use of the colour pink?

To be fair to her Si, if she saw your 'Ooooh Betty' title, she maybe thought it appropriate  :wink:

I bet it was Yeovil that lent the helping hand   :evil:

hey where's my name! i'm gonna write it on myself when i find it!

Excellent, :grin:  :advercool:  I like how my name is very big, make sure you take it a few photos of it actually at glastonbury.

That is superb, have a good one, though I'm bloody jealous.  Thetownend.com just continues to keep on expanding!!  8)

Having your name on a banner at Glasto is for bennys.

I think Mex might think the same.

He *may* use slightly stronger language though...

it looks great really well done, thanks for thinking of me.

Bollox, sorry everyone who is not on there.

If you would like a mention just make sure you let me know by about 9 tomorrow morning, and I'll do my best to get you on there.   :soapy tit wank:

fuck off tom i hate you

i am going to kill myself, as a final wish could you drape my coffin with kinky toms banner?

No, the banner says it hates everything you stand for!

He also said though that if the pleasure of your name being scribbled on him would be permitted, he would re-consider the afore mentioned feelings.

fair enough  :D

Tom I love you!

Cheers SY - you told them you can't work on the 16th yet?

it's a bit early to start making demands but I shall slip it into a conversation.

'sorry I can't work the 16th, I've got to buy Kinky Tom a pint'

I'd let you have the time off for that.

Would it make it easier if I bought you one instead?

probably, I've said I'll buy half this forum a pint - hopefully not everyone turns up at once.

No 'NMH' ?

Tis the only way I would have ever got to Gloasto !!  :(

Probably for the best as the twat of as organiser (him with his head on upside down) hates the Stranglers anyway !

NMH

good flag..... certaintly different!  :P

quality work kinky tom! make sure you take some pics of it flying high

:D

Daft boy.

im not on it :cry: im a new member please make me feel welcome :D

its to late deano unless you can catch him traveling to glasto!  :oops:

you don't demand to be put on the banner, it's a privilege. 8)

I wonder if anyone who sees it will join for a laugh

No me?? There goes my dream of being famous  :(

u reckon im gonna go down there and demand my name is put on that banner :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:

denored's been sending me PM's. he's either a youngster or a specialist.

 :D

Did you see the banner?  (That goes for anyone whom attended Glastonbury?)

I saw it, but then I made it, so I suppose I don't count.  I was based down on the bottom left of the festival map by the way.

Saying what?

I assume scummer and stuff like that?

oxford fan/kinky tom,did you get hit by the floods or where you safe on the hills?

Just had a phone call from the Rac begging me to send breakdown trucks to Glastonbury,people are stuck there for another 24-48 hours waiting to be recovered.

I said no :P

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

it was something like "wot u doin on here  :twisted: ?" to which i replied "what does it look like?", to which he said "i can't figure it out".i was on the top left of the map and we were fine. it rained heavily but our field was more or less fine. some people dug little trenches to guide the water away from tents. people who'd pitched in vulnerable fields or stupid places were the only ones affected.

And here was me thinking this little yellow one was yours.

  O*frod fans tent
     http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/Reg__Smeeton/glasto2.jpg

We were high up, we told some people in a valley bit near us not to set up there, because of possible rain damage - they told us they'd be OK! :nuts:

Strangely though in that photo, the ground looks quite high up, inasmuch as it appears to slope away....could of course be an optical illusion..  The camera was probably stoned.