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I'm working there most weeks now in Cork and Carrigaline - anybody know if any good hotels and/or drinking holes in the area that will break me from my boredom - stayed in the same hotel in Carrigaline and whilst it's a nice hotel there's no atmosphere or prostitutes...

Hmmmm. You mean brothels have no atmosphere?

if it was a brothel it wouldn't be a problem - at least someone would talk to me even though the bed sheets might be a bit dubious!!

Youghal is a nice town.

Is it fuck. I fell off a motorbike there about thirty years ago. Not caused by the town but I still bear the scars to hate it.

I own the pharmacy in Youghal.

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It didn't have any bandages or advice when I needed them. Fire bomb it.

Are you serious, I fucked my knee up on the flight over and was looking for a pharmacy!!  I would have gone there if I had known!!

Youth, why does your Pharmacy have a picture of a duck sat next to a frying pan on the panel on the left?

I like ducks.

Have you ever grabbed a live mallard and ripped off some raw bloody flesh with your teeth?

No.

Have I ever told you about the duck in our local pond that has a wonky beak? I think I may have mentioned it on here once or twice.

No you haven't told me, you shouldn't discriminate against wonky beaked ducks.

Would be more exiting if it was a duck pond with no ducks [/dr who reference]

That's just quackers..

Take it to the vet - you'll get a nice bill for it.

I find they are quite cheeky animals, always trying to hide. You can always find them though as they can't resist Peking out.

So a proddy duck would wear orange.....like most ducks end up doing anyway.