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Title: getting babys out quick Post by: inthebutt on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 14:17:28 My partner is due anyday...
any way to get babys out or help bring on labour? Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: blah blah on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 14:39:03 A Doctor told us, plenty of hot curries, hot sex and driving over speed bumps will help.
I tried to convince the wife that semen on the tonsils also helps, but she didn't believe that :no: Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 14:52:14 spicy food apparently
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: dphunt88 on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 14:53:16 Perhaps there is a hidden message in your username?!
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Berniman on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:11:50 Castor oil, not too much though otherwise the baby comes out covered in oil and you will get told off. Just a teaspoon or two.
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Berniman on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:14:01 Oh and get to work on the nips, that works a treat too.... and you'll gets some enjoyment out of it!
:baby: Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:30:59 I tried to convince the wife that semen on the tonsils also helps, but she didn't believe that :no: Actually, I read an article when my missus was expecting which said Prostoglandins are more effective when taken orally. Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Rustle on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:44:11 Walking around town or a park or something should help it did the trick for us.
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 15:45:51 Actually, I read an article when my missus was expecting which said Prostoglandins are more effective when taken orally. Are you serious?? Unbelievable. Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Coca Fola on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 16:05:55 Perhaps there is a hidden message in your username?! :DTitle: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 16:38:53 I thought this might be a much darker thread.
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: leefer on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 16:46:32 I thought this might be a much darker thread. Turn the light out...it will be. Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 18:49:02 Are you serious?? Unbelievable. Yep. Found the article too. Quote Alternatively, giving your partner oral sex may work better. It is thought that prostaglandins are absorbed more efficiently through the gut than through the vagina. http://www.babycentre.co.uk/pregnancy/labourandbirth/planningyourbabysbirth/naturalbringonlabour/#6 Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Nomoreheroes on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 20:00:45 - Raspberry leaf tea
- Curry - Walking If its your first I (which it sounds like) its likely to be late. Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: tans on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 20:02:01 Tell her your having an affair
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 20:02:38 Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:13:44 Yep. Found the article too. http://www.babycentre.co.uk/pregnancy/labourandbirth/planningyourbabysbirth/naturalbringonlabour/#6 I meant are you serious that you have a missus, and a baby. And that you can read. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:15:40 Ha ha. Funny cunt.
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Talk Talk on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:17:52 Our fourth child was 20 minutes from start to finish. Breaking of waters to catching the little slippery rugby ball myself. Seriously.
Answer - have more, 'they getting babys out quick'. Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:18:22 I digress. :suicide:
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:29:21 I meant are you serious that you have a missus, and a baby. And that you can read. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: You are in the danger zone. You have 13 seconds to fuck off. Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:36:48 I need you like a fucking hole in the head son! I'm giving the deadlines round here buddy. And you've got six years to find a proper fucking job. Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: axs on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:44:14 You are in the danger zone. You have 13 seconds to fuck off. Chill out fB, I'm sure Sams not jumping off a bridge. Classic film song though. Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:48:15 I'm sure Sams not jumping off a bridge. I am, as I type. Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh *splat* Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: axs on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:49:52 In that case ban the cunt.
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:50:33 Or reward him with a title thing.
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: axs on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 21:51:03 Or reward him with a title thing. Even better. Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, September 21, 2010, 22:08:39 tell her you're going to football
Title: Re: getting babys out quick Post by: inthebutt on Wednesday, September 22, 2010, 08:14:22 its the second child. first one was bang on time. this one is not due yet but considering my son was a heavy fker dont want a lil girl to be a massive wieght.
Thanks for all the tips, tired currys,tonsil slurting,rasp tea, and the sex. And still im here typing saying i want this baby out |