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Does anyone know of any sunday league teams out there that are after a keeper?

Yes, it's almost as if you're reading my mind.

Speak to me...who's the team, what league etc...

I'm not sure what standard you play or if you're in it for a laugh etc.

We're called FS Swindon, Div 6. Good bunch of lads, most mid 20's. I've been playing in goal for the last season as our previous keeper moved. I'm usually a centre half.

What sort of level have you played etc?

He played at Lydiard Park once.

Good enough for me. ;D

ALEX SMITHY!!! You beauty. John Kane here, didn't know you posted on the mighty TEF.

Shh, get back to work!

Long time reader, short time poster as you can see.

And Sippo, we have training tonight... 8pm at the Oasis if you want to get involved. £4.

I've seen you reading it before now at work, never realised you were Jimmy Glass is an Alien though.

Its all lies! I'm a hard worker and never go on internet forums whilst working!

Neither do I ;)

Me neither :D

Just left wsw who are in Div4.

Definately interested in playing week in week out. Need a fresh start.

good job outing yourself Smithy.

Afternoon DV. To be fair it wasn't difficult. How are doing?

If you fancy coming along please do. Do you know Jayohaitchenn?

Vaguely.

Everybody else seems to know Alex Smithy. I feel as though I am missing our on something here?

Yes i do. I was going to play but now for that reason i am out.

He is a cunt.

No one invited you, you fat fuck.

I am going to squash you with my new found arm muscle.

I see I have been initiated on the TEF then.

Having reread the post, you weren't talking about me :-(

No but you can fuck off aswell alex you cunt.

Deano's a natural finisher...










...of pies.

Oh and you are a prime example of being lean.

If anybody ever needs a keeper I'll play for a bottle of wine on the condition I can drink it whilst playing.

Absolutely.

We need a weigh off!

It's all muscle.

I can vouch for Ben's wino goalkeeping skills. Without wine, he's like Massimo Taibi but give him a screw top bottle of Hardy's and he's better than Schmeichel.

He'll be right at home in our team.

oooh i know you and your football team

What, the dog from coronation street?

Do you? :-[ :(

Miss Angry = Ravey's mrs.

Team bike?

Oh division 6 rivals on the forum. Don't fill me with confidence to play against you though, when you say most of your team are mid 20's! Ours our mostly mid 30's and older!

Who's your team betty?

I was Liams sister before i was " Ravey's mrs " thank you

ahh what a cliquey love in.bless

You're just jealous.

Shrewsbury Road on a cold wet winter morning....no wonder me joints are fucked.

But is it actually cliquey if they know each other from football and not the TEF? :hmmm:

fuck me. i wish i didn't post that in jest now.

It's ok arriba, you can be in the clique too.

fuck that.

I wish you hadn't as well. I'm now deep in existential thought and am contemplating whether my oven is big enough to fit my head inside.

it will fit.get the mrs to slam it shut eh.

Your oven must be tiny. My great grandfather got his head and a pillow in his.

Ouch. What the hell did I do to earn your wrath?

And yes my oven is tiny.

nowt sonic, joking.like i've said before,i like you since you got all loved up.

sorry, I'm a bit tetchy tonight. My chips went cold.

Miss Angry and I were in the clique on the Furnace forum years back. Along with Bennett, Leggett and Chubbs.

That was a proper clique.

ahh the last time i felt truly happy Johnnyboy

I had a fucking ace avatar as well. I'm going to find it.

better than your current one?!

The slag isn't dancing :(

Why is my gif not working?

Because it's a png?

It's a gif on my PC....

The forum automatically converts and resizes avatars I think. Barry knows how to allow gifs, I don't :)