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Congrats to Forza_Swindon and timmyg for getiing hitched last Saturday !  :clap:

Congrats. Didn't know Forza_Swindon was a bird. I suspect TalkTalk would have liked to have known too!

Ahhhh congrats xxx when's the Birdy & Sussex marriage??

Who says that's the case ?

We're Swindon not Brighton

Fair point, but you never know...

I once new a gay Italian, but knowing how hard that is and knowing timmyg used to live in Italy, as stated as his old location in his profile, I'm presuming both he and the misses are Italian (looking at her username), which would in turn make me lean towards a run of the mill heterosexual marriage. :sherlock:  (Can you even marry in the UK as a gay couple? - Ralphy, tans, do you know?)

Ha Ha they'll love this when they get to read it ! Unfortunately I don't know what sort of access they will have to this as they are currently en route to a little island off the north Sicilian coast for their honeymoon ! so may not see it for a bit. I'll leave it to them to confirm their genders !

I recall Forza outing herself as one of those lady folk quite a while ago... congrats to them both

Congratulations to you both. Ralphy has got the boobs so i pressume that Tans is the dominant partner in the relationship? Ralphy does love a man in uniform, and a firemans pole to slide down

Cheeky cunts

Does Forza's outing mean she effectively in'd  timmyg ?

Either way congrats to them both.

Cheeky cunt. I don't have boobs.

Just seen this... first day back at work today.  Thank you!

I did indeed out myself as a lady-person a while back, and I suppose this means I have now firmly in'd timmyg as a fine figure of a man...   ;-)

Italian mystery revealed: we did live there for a few years, as I was offered a job there and he came with me and got a job teaching English.  He also has Italian heritage but only learnt to speak it while we were out there (I did it at uni and still use it everyday in my job).

Feel a bit boring now the mystery's gone!! 

My mistake, sorry i meant Moobs

Il benvenuto a casa Forza a dovrei dire i Signor G ?

Timmy g a fine figure of a man ?......that's still a mystery !

Bollocks. <retrospect>Missed my chance</retrospect>

Yeah, although I wouldn't worry too much. I suspect you weren't in with much of a chance. See how I make you feel better about stuff?

Meh. She probably isn't up to my standards anyway.

She probably does have a pulse, Talk Talk.

Congrats forza and timmyg!

JFW - 2012!!

Thank you!  It was brilliant... but really can't be arsed with work now, still in holiday mode!

2012 - an Olympic-themed wedding??  ;-)

You have standards?

He means flags.

If I've been in-ed does that mean that I can't wear my denim hotpants any more?

And sorry to Anteater for not being allowed to go to Carlisle and instead having to sit at our wedding.  The score (or rather lack of) was being provided though, and Elvis' Can't Help Falling in Love was a very serious contender for our first dance, but dismissed due to the raucus "S-WIN-DON clap-clap-clap" that would have followed the second chorus!

 :eek:

can me and yeovil be bridesmaids jfw?

my wedding is in July 2012, will be interesting to see how much flights sky rocket for family from Canada to get over here for that due to the olympics!

Congrats to Forza and Timmy - although it was obvious Forza was female as she talks sense  ;D

I heard she goes to football too

That's better.

Not sure who I'm marrying but yeah sure! Peach taffeta gowns??

I'll marry you if you get no other offers. I'll need to complete my divorce first though.

Bigamy is the new preferred marital status.

Thanks - what a generous offer!
How long did your last marriage last??