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Lets play a game:

It's there birthdays tomorrow, so guess the ages of Nomoreheroes and DV85.

I'll go for 38 and 22...

39 and 20

Wasn't DV born in 1985?

36 AND 19

Alright smart arse, I hadn't thought of that!  :D

In case you're thinking it, I'm not a sad case staying in on a Saturday night, I'm doing a freelance job for 45 quid an hour.

I finished it at 5, so I'm being paid to talk to you lot till midnight  :beers:

I'm fucking sat in waiting for a bird to turn up again while my mates are all on the piss down the pub.

Going to attempt a vodka in the minute.

At least you've got a lady lined up for tonight Daz, I've got zilchio at the moment.

Last night she's here so should be good one.  Then it's back to porn.

I christened by Glastonbury tent in the living room last night with her.   8)

Had to get that in!

:mrgreen:

It's called a 2 second tent as that's how long it takes to get it up.

Quite apt!

BOOM BOOM!

I'm the new Chubby Brown

Two pumps and a squirt!

Night night love  :wink:

Right that's me.  Later chaps

so from a subject called fuck me... we have got it to dazzza's sex life.... yeah no wonder its a short topic... he he he :soapy tit wank:

Guess the ages of NMH and DV85

Dazzza's sex life can over ride any topic, he's the Don and that's them there rules kick_cunt1987.

And your prediction of ages...?

he fucking he.

I'm ace when I'm angry.

Jog on!

you're terrifying mate

I've been sat in the garden drinking Guinness and listen to music with my cat all evening, then it got dark and I came in and watched something about Live Aid. Bob Geldof swears a lot and haircuts were terrible in the 80's, worse than I'd originally thought.

Hey, I feel like a minor celebrity !

I'll let you keep guessing for a while.

Btw, I make love like a footballer....









I dribble before I shoot !

NMH  :old:

Angry or drunk?!   :D

I love the phrase Jog On.  My favourite film is the Football Factory.

NMH must be older than 30s, I reckon 41 and DV85 would mean he's a year older than me, so 19?  EDIT NO WAIT, 20 as he's in the next year up.

20 and 41.

I'vew just 60 quid on ebay whilst pissed on 2 pairs of jeans.  Remind me never to go on the net agian whislt pissed.

What makes you say NMH is older than 30s?

I've been working so not drunk at all this weekend :(

So then Nomoreheroes and DV85 - Happy Birthday  :beers:

(and how old are you both?)

Cheers Sussex_Red

20 today :beers:

Only another 55 years till retirement at Nationwide who decided to raise the age to 75.... :cry:

I watched that last night till about 12.30, I forgot what some naff acts they had on, and the picture quality wasn't that good either, but some of the acts were still class, and it brought back a lot of memories.

I remember watching it all day, most people I knew watched it as well, and the cars song "Drive" and the video of the young children who couldn't stand up etc, that still gets to me now.

Thank you very much. You were right with your first post. 38 today. Whoopie-bloody-do !

Mr Walrus: Just make sure that you never reveal where you live ! Its the same with all these forums with their internet warriors...You wanna piece of me ?...Bring it on !...Don't mess with me !...Cycling is a great sport...Ahem, err, ahh...Wrong thread I guess !  :D

NMH

:D

You should take it as a compliment!  Appearing older on a forum means you have seemingly better informed grammar/spelling/opinions!!

Many happy returns  :oops:

I don't like to brag..