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Title: I have the best sneeze Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:14:28 I can honestly and proudly say that I do PROPER man sneezes.
I don't do a little "pitchoo", "tischoo" nor a dainty "aschoo" I do a good MANLY , WA, WA, WA, WA ,WA WAHOOOO. I have a WAHOOOO loud enough to wake the neighbours. Beat my sneeze Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:14:54 I have a girly sneeze :(
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: bassett boy on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:16:11 i also have a girlie sneeze
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Doore on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:19:14 Mine's pretty manly, and usually expels a good amount of "substance" onto whatever happens to be in front of me at the time, be it table, my own lap, computer screen or steering wheel.
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Benzel on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:20:46 I do have a rather manly sneeze, even if I do say so myself. Always extra "fireworks" during the hayfever season.
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Spy on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:21:29 Mine's pretty manly, and usually expels a good amount of "substance" onto whatever happens to be in front of me at the time, be it table, my own lap, computer screen or steering wheel. We're talking about sneezes. Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:25:08 I have a very manly sneeze too, I don't expel much substance but noise wise I can scare a deaf man at a hundred paces!
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Processed Beats on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:28:15 I love the sneezing feeling, its all tickly and tinkly. Mine always come in pairs though.
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:33:55 I win. I have a dialysis sneeze, my body builds up toxins and needs to release it so i do the biggest sneeze you have ever witnessed, i have often puked with the ferocity of a dialysis sneeze.
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:37:13 woweeeeee
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:39:56 I win. I have a dialysis sneeze, my body builds up toxins and needs to release it so i do the biggest sneeze you have ever witnessed, i have often puked with the ferocity of a dialysis sneeze. but did it sound manly? Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Doore on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:42:23 I'd say throwing up just because you sneezed sounds kind of girly.
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, July 16, 2010, 15:57:37 manly? it scared geoff capes and his mates.
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Ginginho on Friday, July 16, 2010, 16:00:07 A guy I used to work with use to try and hold in his sneezes and they sounded camp and girly and it really pissed me off.
One day, he sneezed, tried to hold it in and put a disc out in his back, the silly cunt. I had to carry him down two flights of stairs to his car. Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Friday, July 16, 2010, 16:18:34 I am constantly sneezing whilst driving and coating the windscreen, dials, steering wheels, passengers etc etc is my spit and snot. I find it quite funny but none of the listed above do.
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, July 16, 2010, 16:35:53 A guy I used to work with use to try and hold in his sneezes and they sounded camp and girly and it really pissed me off. One day, he sneezed, tried to hold it in and put a disc out in his back, the silly cunt. I had to carry him down two flights of stairs to his car. My sister used to try and hold her sneezes in, until one day my dad told her she's get a brain haemorraghe and die if she kept doing it. She doesn't any more. Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, July 16, 2010, 16:40:16 your sneezes appal me.
The only one to challenge my sneeze is Mex, and as it stands now he is the sneeze champion of the TEF and possibly the world. I am honoured to be his understudy (Provided that shelter is provided) The rest of you pale into insignificance. Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, July 16, 2010, 16:50:19 I love it when you sneeze so hard you break wind. The bonus is the sneeze serves as the perfect distraction to blame the offence of the appalling smell on Luci.
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: Crispy on Friday, July 16, 2010, 17:02:33 I fucking hate sneezing, but snot and what not, better out than in.
Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: thedarkprince on Friday, July 16, 2010, 18:56:13 [gratuitous use of cute panda]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R6vMPYR1vo [/gratuitous use of cute panda] Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: One F In Fitton on Saturday, July 17, 2010, 19:16:11 :D Mum shat a brick.
Mine make a bit of a din. Just a couple of weeks or so ago I let out a good un, then heard a female voice outside; "Bless you!" & then laughter. I went to the window & said thanks, & we chuckled briefly. If I was better-looking & more her age this might've ended with a shag......but I'm not so it didn't :( Title: Re: I have the best sneeze Post by: nevillew on Monday, July 19, 2010, 15:12:33 Your heart stops beating when you sneeze.
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