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Title: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, July 12, 2010, 21:55:01
This sort of innocent misunderstanding happens to me all the time....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2990390/Web-porn-But-I-was-only-after-br-wild-Asian-ass.html


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: otanswell on Monday, July 12, 2010, 22:29:28
Course he didnt know there was porn, senile old cunt had a wank 10 minutes before his alzheimers kicked in


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, July 12, 2010, 22:54:37
"I was shaken. The images were horrendous."
.....yeah, 'horrendous' ::)


 "I didn't know this sort of stuff existed"
.....course you didn't ::)



Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: china red on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 00:35:00
So horrendous I bet he couldn't stop looking


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 01:39:44
aka "The missus caught me knocking one out and while I managed to get the old fella tucked away, I didn't get the screen cleared and to be honest this was the best excuse I could come up with at short notice but on reflection I may have overdone the "Well, quite, Mabel I was as appalled as you, love" because now she's made me start this bloody campaign and it's in the sodding newspapers and I look a right daft old sod"


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: china red on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 06:52:05
One of my colleagues showed me a you tube video called 'one cup, two girls'. 

Don't watch in the office


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: Anteater on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 13:38:14
What a Jack Ass more like !


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 13:47:14
One of my colleagues showed me a you tube video called 'one cup, two girls'. 

Don't watch in the office

I beleive that one is a TEF favourite amongst certain members, staying on the subject, what on earth is that picture in your avatar of?


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 17:18:57
Looks like a second-hand kebab to me.


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: tans on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 18:33:47
It looks like what i turned out this morning, god that was grim


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 20:12:09
What sort of satisfaction does that cheating old cunt get after 'completing' a crossword?!

And contacting The Sun after the episode?? I guess all of the poor old fuckers' friends are dead and he just wanted someone to talk to.


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Tuesday, July 13, 2010, 20:14:13
"I was shaken. The images were horrendous."
.....yeah, 'horrendous' ::)


 "I didn't know this sort of stuff existed"
.....course you didn't ::)


Thats like on the Explorer 8 advert.

'So, you're browsing for wife's anniversary present when she comes into the room. You can quickly put the page away and put a password on it'.

Pull the other one mate.


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 01:18:17
Thats like on the Explorer 8 advert.

'So, you're browsing for wife's anniversary present when she comes into the room. You can quickly put the page away and put a password on it'.

Pull the other one mate.
I think he was, implicitly at least


Title: Re: Wild Asian Ass anyone?
Post by: china red on Wednesday, July 14, 2010, 02:33:12
I beleive that one is a TEF favourite amongst certain members, staying on the subject, what on earth is that picture in your avatar of?

I replaced my previous avatar of Gordon Greer with the Chinese delicacy of pig face.