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Title: Ronaldos baby Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 5, 2010, 10:58:24 How random?
Apprently some womens had his baby and she wishes to remain annoimous and hes going to bring it up riiiiiiiiiiiight so in actually fact it will be brought up by a team of nannys whilst he swans around with it for the occasional photo shoot?? Another money cant buy accessory for the footballer that has it all? To be honest he makes me feel a bit :puke: Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, July 5, 2010, 11:07:19 How very Ricky Martin.
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, July 5, 2010, 11:20:48 Isn't Ricky Martin a poof?
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, July 5, 2010, 11:21:07 A team of these?
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: yeo on Monday, July 5, 2010, 11:50:32 They said on the radio that the mothers a surrogate and his mum will mostly bring it up whos famous in Portugal for being a bit domineering headcase.I'm suprised he didnt buy a little Cambodian or somthing.
I'd buy a baby if i could :o Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, July 5, 2010, 12:23:17 [url width=320 height=240]http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/5/21/13/anigif_ronaldo-sneaks-a-peek-17595-1242928146-7.gif[/url]
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 5, 2010, 12:33:54 euuuwwww Barry I was eating my lunch!!!
ahhh Yeovil wants a gaybee! ;) Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 5, 2010, 12:34:22 I have always believed that this man is the biggest bum bomber on this planet
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Power to people on Monday, July 5, 2010, 13:17:34 How much must he have paid this woman to a) have the baby and b) give up all rights to the child - what sort of person - assuming the baby is the result of a one night stand - to want to give up her child to him
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: tans on Monday, July 5, 2010, 13:18:31 I thought he was shagging Paris Hilton?
Lucky bastard, id love to have a go on that Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, July 5, 2010, 13:22:52 what on Ronaldo.
you dirty boy Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: tans on Monday, July 5, 2010, 13:23:33 fuck off you know what i mean
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, July 5, 2010, 13:29:48 yeah. that you like a bit of Ronaldo.
Fucking know you too well Tans Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: yeo on Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:01:34 Hilton said he was to much of a girl to date.
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:06:17 fuck off you know what i mean I have always wondered about you ;) Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: pauld on Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:14:16 How much must he have paid this woman to a) have the baby and b) give up all rights to the child - what sort of person - assuming the baby is the result of a one night stand - to want to give up her child to him Never heard of surrogates then?Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:46:46 Never heard of surrogates then? Whats a sub-par Bruce Willis film got to do with this? Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Nemo on Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:50:56 I read this article, and now can't get Cristiano Ronaldo being Bruno out of my head.
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: thedarkprince on Monday, July 5, 2010, 17:03:09 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/ronaldo-baby-punches-midwife-201007052876/
Quote The child's agent said: "We had offers from the Rooneys, the Terrys and Frank Lampard, who wanted to give Christine Bleakley a new pink thing to be photographed with. "But ultimately we decided to go with Ronaldo as it does at least raise the possibility of sucking on that Gemma Atkinson for an hour or so." Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:29:26 I read this article, and now can't get Cristiano Ronaldo being Bruno out of my head. Me too! Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:33:48 I bet it grows up to as big of a cunt as he is.
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:37:17 i keep thinking this is going to be like the roman polanski film rosemary's baby
but a lot more terrifying Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:43:19 I think it will also be the colour of a mahogany table like him??
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 07:41:37 Never heard of surrogates then? This is Ronaldo a young single lad who likes to put it about with the ladies - do you seriously think he would have a surrogate to have a kid for him, more than likely a result of a one night stand who does not want a child so Ronaldo will get his sister and mother to bring up the child instead Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Crispy on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 08:14:15 Feel sorry for the kid already ..
Ronaldo is a :cunt: Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 09:49:54 Never heard of surrogates then? That's in Yorkshire isn't it ? Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Doore on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 11:25:13 That's in Yorkshire isn't it ? No its not, you pudding. Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: nochee on Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 11:27:03 Christiano Ronaldo had his first parenting lesson with his new son this morning."Right" said the midwife, "what should you do if the baby starts crying and having a tantrum?""Show him a yellow card and tell him to get up off the fucking floor" replies the baby.
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Sippo on Friday, July 9, 2010, 08:35:43 He's called his kid Ronaldo Jnr.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Sports/Off-the-Field/Cristiano-Ronaldo-names-his-baby-son-after-himself/articleshow/6142105.cms Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 9, 2010, 08:45:57 Oh and he paints his toenails!! The big homo!
Title: Re: Ronaldos baby Post by: Power to people on Friday, July 9, 2010, 12:39:13 Oh and he paints his toenails!! The big homo! What the baby ? |