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bugger me that was close.

yesterday i went down the local shops in my car, just 2 miles down the road. as i was leaving the car park a woman was sat in my way for ages not noticing that i wanted to get out. i got pissed off and left the car park pretty fast.

anyway, the doorbell just rang and when i opened it there was a policeman stood on our step. he said there had been a couple of complaints about erratic driving yesterday by a car registered to me. i just pretended to be quite shocked at anyone complaining about my driving, and answered all the questions he asked really nicely. showed him my license and he said it was just a warning but it won't happen again.

thankfully my dad's been out for a bit so he wasn't in the house to see it all.

and luckily i'd put my joint out half way through to get some food so the smell had just gone when he arrived  :shock:  :o

i was still a little stoned when i answered the door though.

Who really complains about 'erratic driving'??

Ladies do

I did once because some dick was trying to overtake me on the outside when I was already in the outside lane of a dual carridgeway.  I phoned the police because he was clearly driving very dangerously, but they said there is nothing they can do, I had the no. plate too.

Pissed me off it did.

tom, you are a women!

I dont mind anyone driving fast as long as they are in control unlike 17 year olds who have just passed there tests and havent a clue

Seriously this guy was driving like nothing I've ever seen.  It was rush hour on the way home, if he gets past me, then he's trapped by another car.  The twat deserved to be arrested, he could have caused a serious accident.

I'm fairly sure the car was subject to a joyride too, because there's no way anyone would actually drive their own car like that.  It would be foolish to be willing to write your own car off wouldn't it!

Ah, well that sounds like a valid reason.  OF's story didnt appear to be on that great a scale.

unless you need the insurance money.... :wink:

(NOt taht I know about that stuff)

No I can sympathise with OF here, I do that sort of thing occasionally - mainly because I cannot stand ignorance from thick as shit people.

In my case I was right to call the cops, but for someone laving a car park quickly - that's just daft really.

Tlaking of car problems, i now have 4 dents/scrapes on mine, none of which were caused by myself.  That is one thing that drives me up the wall.

Anyway, back on topic.

Did the cops have any idea about the green stuff OF?

I had a crash in my car in October last year on the outside lane of the M1 - nothing serious, enough to write my car off, but that's all really.  I just went in the back of a Volvo XC90, in heavy traffic.

Anyway, the cops naturally needed to attend the scene, and I had an ounce of green in my bag on the passenger seat. :shock:

Luckily they had no idea.

I think people with drugs should get prosecuted.  FULL STOP

 :shock:

How about kids with guns?

NAH THATS COOL

an old guy thought i was close to him, but i wasn't. i saw him in my rearview mirror ducking down to try and read my numberplate.no.what harm was i doing to be cautioned, it really wasn't worth his time.

just remembered i've got about 2/3 ounce in my cupboard for glasto and cornwall.

I need to sort some out for Glasto yet.  I should be going up to Hull for a mate's birthday on Sunday, so hopefully I can get some up there.  There's some nice import stuff around at the moment.