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Title: people are twats
Post by: Leggett on Friday, April 23, 2010, 13:56:11
I'm currently sat in the pub, two young lads and an older bloke walk in and prop up the bar. One of the youngster talking too fucking loud about how 'we' should get, 'you know, than russian bloke we had last year, huddink (not a spelling mistake on my part) 'he took us to the finals. He should give the youngsters a chance instead of putting them out on loan, cos that frank lampard came to swindon on loan from west ham, he never got a chance'


What a fucking asshat. That is all.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Benzel on Friday, April 23, 2010, 14:14:11
Punch him.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 23, 2010, 14:20:37
I'm sat on the step at work getting my face in the sun for a bit a car load of chavs have just pulled up in the garage next door listening to shaggy " it's wasn't me" really loud and singing along looking at me look I should be impressed! I feel physically repulsed! TWATS!!


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Power to people on Friday, April 23, 2010, 14:24:55
I'm sat on the step at work getting my face in the sun for a bit a car load of chavs have just pulled up in the garage next door listening to shaggy " it's wasn't me" really loud and singing along looking at me look I should be impressed! I feel physically repulsed! TWATS!!

Wow you can sit on the step and type on TEF with the sun if your face - your very clear JFW

You should obviously feel flattered with the leering at you it obviously means you have lost none of your sex appeal



Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, April 23, 2010, 14:31:17
*smooth*


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 23, 2010, 14:38:09
 I'm a women I can multitask! Was actually expect comments more along the lines of you have had enough sun on your face you wrinkly old hag!! But thanks!


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Talk Talk on Friday, April 23, 2010, 20:09:14
I'm a women I can multitask! Was actually expect comments more along the lines of you have had enough sun on your face you wrinkly old hag!! But thanks!

You have had enough sun on your face you wrinkly old hag.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, April 25, 2010, 15:56:51
I went up the Woodlands edge pub to watch the Leeds v Millwall game.

The table behind us I heard the bloke say, where is Millwall? And his mate said, 'I think its up north'.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: THE FLASH on Sunday, April 25, 2010, 16:00:52
Three pikeys in the pub yesterday evening in the smoke.....wish i had a volume switch.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Batch on Sunday, April 25, 2010, 18:30:28
Was actually expect comments more along the lines of you have had enough sun on your face you wrinkly old hag!! But thanks!

You HAVE had  enough sun on your face you wrinkly old hag. Your OK! shoot didn't capture your best side:

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Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: nochee on Sunday, April 25, 2010, 19:04:27
Did anyone notice a Swindon fan get nicked on Saturday (black lad) I dont know the reason why but it happened half way between the ground and the Hourglass pub. I think he may of been kicked out at Leeds and he also kicked off on the train coming back from Paddington, threatening to give us a slap for staring as he was removed from the 1st class carriage.

Anyway the point of this is I think he is a TWAT!


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, April 25, 2010, 19:16:15
Did anyone notice a Swindon fan get nicked on Saturday (black lad) I dont know the reason why but it happened half way between the ground and the Hourglass pub. I think he may of been kicked out at Leeds and he also kicked off on the train coming back from Paddington, threatening to give us a slap for staring as he was removed from the 1st class carriage.

Anyway the point of this is I think he is a TWAT!
I know who he is, He's from Calne.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 25, 2010, 19:41:09
A Wycombe fan I was chatting to yesterday said ''where is Swindon? Bedfordshire?''


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Talk Talk on Sunday, April 25, 2010, 22:10:02
I went up the Woodlands edge pub to watch the Leeds v Millwall game.

You were in the Woodlands Edge Spencer? Jeez, you should have let me know. I could have popped down so you could ignore me.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, April 29, 2010, 10:33:49
I know who he is, He's from Calne.

eugh he was showing off about it in the pub Sat night what a cock!!

On another note the electricity board are twats! There is no electricity in the whole of Bradford on Avon!! Grrrrrr how are you supposed to run an office with no electricity??!!


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, April 29, 2010, 10:38:14
eugh he was showing off about it in the pub Sat night what a cock!!

On another note the electricity board are twats! There is no electricity in the whole of Bradford on Avon!! Grrrrrr how are you supposed to run an office with no electricity??!!

Surely thats not a new development?


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, April 29, 2010, 10:40:17
What the electricity board Being twats?? NO!


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 29, 2010, 16:47:02
I'm thinking of going to braford on avon on monday for the jazz festival. They better have paid the leccy bill by then


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, April 29, 2010, 16:57:51
It came back on eventually! Jazz festival? How cute!


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: herthab on Thursday, April 29, 2010, 17:03:38
It came back on eventually! Jazz festival? How cute!

It's actually a spelling mistake, it's supposed to read 'Jizz festival'.



Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 29, 2010, 17:04:23
I'm chief supplier


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, April 29, 2010, 20:51:46
eugh he was showing off about it in the pub Sat night what a cock!!

You really could have phrased that better.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, April 30, 2010, 08:53:05
Think the guy who got ejected from Wycombe is the same guy who stands next to me in the Town end.

Which reminds me, need to see about changing my season ticket seat.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Jean-Francois is God on Friday, April 30, 2010, 09:27:39
CHILLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

You know what you need to do my friend, we are only a couple of seats away ;)


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, April 30, 2010, 10:11:41
I have to wait until after the play-offs to move seats (so the Scottish gent has just informed me).


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Miss Angry on Friday, April 30, 2010, 20:46:26
Im not sure there are many left around by us now... I think there are a few joining us next season! My brother even had problems getting a season ticket in our couple of rows back when they first went on sale


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: DV on Saturday, May 1, 2010, 07:07:46
Has your brother been fully converted now?


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: Miss Angry on Saturday, May 1, 2010, 08:52:25
haha
He has always been a closet town supporter...he used to make most midweek games but worked every Saturday since he was 16. Now he has half day on a Saturday, he'll still have to work peoples holidays n stuff but couldnt pass up such a cheap season ticket offer!
Secretly he knows we have always been better than arsenal :D


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: DV on Saturday, May 1, 2010, 09:09:03
Just don't let him play football in a full Swindon kit, like he does Arsenal.

After the age of 7 its a bit wrong.


Title: Re: people are twats
Post by: donkey on Saturday, May 1, 2010, 09:28:41
Just don't let him play football in a full Swindon kit, like he does Arsenal.

After the age of 7 its a bit wrong.

You didn't seem to mind in Leeds. :)