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time is a bit tight, but just for a laugh, I want to whip up a a small circulation, paper-copy 69er in celebration of this season.

too many people are getting away with no piss being taken.

 Already got a couple of people with me, need few more + contributors.   Maybe a short meeting somewhere in Swindon over beer this week would do it.

If you can contribute anything or help, you can pm me or reply here.

I will contribute!

cool!    Get writing, I am trying to find a printer who can get stuff done quickly and cheaply.

Few others are lined up to write/draw stuff too. 

Hopefully we can get this confirmed in the next couple of days.

Not so sure you would sell it though - fanzine's are a dying breed with the introduction of the internet, look what happened to fanzine's since the 69er died, and at other grounds in general you don't see many at all these days.

I am sure a play off special will sell.

My Malpas piss take article will draw in huge crowds.

Must be funnier than your posts on here then.

and the top post says only a small circulation.i'm sure enough will buy it.put me down for a copy

Fuck off....im busy writing something funny.

That's good copy.

Herthab has put me off......I have writers block.

So I have 8/9 people signed up now to write or draw something.   Looking good.   Still defo open to anyone else who can write a few lines though or draw or whatever.

Its hard to think of stuff when things are going well,if only we were getting relegated :(

True, if only we had a McMahon or a Malpas to slag off.

Or even a Shaun Close.    Maybe we shouldn't wish that.  :)

Hutchinson, Nouble, Taylor of Oldham, Beckford, Snodgrass, Naarwich payimg money for Owain Tudor Jones and Macca, Baz Savage, Scum wrapping it up by X Mas - again, John Barnes and thick cunt McAteer at Tranny, theres' plenty.

And O'Brien's hammies.

Im doing a piece on the Squawking man.

I'd like to do a number on him.

A number two?

You ought to get Grist to draw up an advert or something to join the JFL fanclub, might be a better way to get it out there?

You do it Chillers

O'Brien's hammies, now there's a thought.  But if I tried to draw that it would look like stick man.

The Flash and Adje's cartoons were always best, along with Alex Cooke - where is he now? 

He'd be chuffed and honoured if he could read.

Surely Aljofree could be a target (even though he was a good leader for us at the beginning). Seemed an arrogant fucker....happy to have his shorts pulled down in a game by BP, to show off his Superman kecks....has impressive tits....APPARENTLY was heard calling a Town fan a "southern twat" in that Stockport game....strutted around with his chest puffed out pointing the finger at others all the time............oh I dunno, probably nothing in it, just trying to think of something.

I don't know why, but my mental image of Hasney Aljofree is Foghorn Leghorn. Apart from the inflated sense of self-importance, I'm not quite sure why

Well if I could do cartoons, I might do alter egos - Foghorn Aljofree an all - but I can't.  Wonder if that might be a bit flattering of him anyway

Are you fit?

Fit?  I run quite a bit and go to the gym if that's what you mean  ;D

You'll have to run fast to get away from me honey.

I bet I am old enough to be your mother little boy

Ha ha ha ha.

No. I reckon you would be about two and half years younger than me. Perfect.  :girlgiggle:

now you are annoying me.   I am not fit at all, in fact I am very ugly.

So am I. A match made in heaven.

This thread's gone down an unexpected road.

Wierdly, I'm keen to see what develops........

Smooth like an Anarcho-capitalist Pepé Le Pew

You could run a lookalike competition like the hilarious one I kicked off here a few months ago.

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,37642.0.html (http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,37642.0.html)

ooh yes, that would take a bit of work though, as you did that one you could have another go couldn't you? 

You're welcome to rip mine off, no royalties, nothing. Frankly, if you're selling the zine to 40,000 townies at Wembley, I don't think we need to worry about the little band of TEFers who'll have already seen it.

Well that's true.  There's a lot to rip off on this site, not that many people will have seen it before.   
I might use the line-up thingy - cheers.

I also hadn't thought of taking the fanzine to Wembley tho  :doh:   We shall see.

On the morning of the play off final in 1993, I threw up in the sink while I was brushing my teeth.  This caught me quite by surprise, but also made me realise the extent to which I was truly bricking it.  It stayed that way until the final whistle 8 or 9 hours later.

I very much doubt I would be able to do anything on play off final day other than get myself to the ground and drink alcohol.  I would be completely unable to function in any other way...and that would include selling fanzines.  Good luck if you manage it, though.

Yes that's kind of what I was thinking.

If we have to go to Wembley it's all I can do to stop the nerves taking over.   Won't be taking a box of fanzines there, maybe just a handful.

ok, so we're heading for around 30 pages for the zine.

Anyone still wanting to contribute, deadline is tomorrow lunch-time ish.

Photos of Town fans in different locations around the world? I have some pics from the Taj Mahal, South Africa and various places in Europe whilst wearing my town shirt that I would be willing to let you use. Sure Bankok and China Red would have some great pics as well perhaps?

Ill buy a copy if this comes about.

Ok, yes please.   I will pm you my email.

Still looking for any uncopyrighted matchday photos if anyone has any idea where on the web let me know.