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I hear him every week, as well as most away games. Whats the deal with the squawk like a monkey or something? Is it an "in-joke"? Some people near me fucking love it and give him big cheers and stuff

he's a cock.i dont see him at away games though(fortunately)

He wouldn't fucking shut up today. Twat.

Chin him next time.

I know you're mental enough to do it!

So does this fella have a form of squawk tourettes, or is it done for effect?

 :beers: i think this guys great, makes me chuckle. today he went mad for some reason though. first time i put a face to the noise was at fulham, he was sat in the front row

I heard him and I sit in the middle of the Arkells stand. Thought it was a fight or something.

Can anyone remember the old guy in the Townend who used to swear and berate the away keeper...little bloke with a rainmac.

Is this the fat angry man or is this someone completely different?

haha the squawking man quality!! he always makes me chuckle, I'm sure he used to only do one squawk per game or at the most one per half and only ever when there was a lull in the noise, but today... well I don't know what happened to him

my best guess is sunstroke because he was going mental, still cracked me up every time though! and I like the way he's got a few imitators now, maybe thats been his dream all along.

by the way I used to work in the same building as the guy, you wouldn't want to chin him he's one of the nutcases.

Incase that wasn't apparent.

Maybe not all away games. I definately heard him at Fulham, plus a couple of others -not at the "hardcore" away games like Huddersfield, Colchester etc.

Over the years I've kind of got to know him a little bit, although not through choice. Just really from regularly bumping into him at away games, in pubs etc. If I've seen him & he hasn't seen us we'll get the fuck outta there.

He's actually not tooooooooooo much of a prick, but he's definitely a scotch-egg and a few Stella's short of a picnic.

I think he's from Calne.

aaaahhhh aaaahhhh

The prize prick in our travelling following is the big daft cunt that regularly booed/heckled Mark Marshall at Brighton. He was the same guy that was so pissed pre-game at Exeter that he walked into a wall outside the ground and dropped pie all over my shoes.

That guy is a mindless oaf.

We do have some odd ones.

The aaaahh aaaahhhh! guy makes me laugh every time without fail, which pisses me off because it really isn't that funny.

He was right behind me yesterday.....it gets more like the Jeremy Kyle show in the townend every week.

At Hartlepool a flock of seagulls came over the ground, and what seemed like 20 people started squarking as to mimmick the seagulls.

To be honest I thought it made us look like a complete bunch of inbreds. You expect the lunatics in the Town end asylum. But you would hope that people who manage to get themselves to Hartlepool would find seagull squarking not the most exciting thing in their day.

Once youve heard one squark youve heard em all inbreeds.

indeed it does what was all the aggro about with 5mins left where the steward had to fuck off quick time

If it is the same guy who use to sit just in front of the directors box about three years then I sat within earshot of him for most of a season (I have since moved to the DRS), I have had a couple of discussions with that twat. We exchanged some heated words after a game against Rotherham I believe. He might be a bit of a mental case. but he certainly didn't have the bollocks to back himself when I lost it a bit. So whoever suggested to chin him, please do so.

People getting in a flap about nothing!

the usual then

well that bloody says it all!! *sigh*

Somebody was making a point forcibly to the other stewards about this particular steward, who was told to fuck off pretty quick.  Don't know what it was about but it could have been when a few started on at Gray who responded with a finger salute!

Isn't it a Method Man impression?

I thought the guys over the Arkells end of the Town End were pretty funny; shouting GREER every time he cleared a ball.

Little old praarper Wiltshoire bloke in the DRS, tweed jacket glasses, he gives it some, not squawking, but might as well be sometimes.

Loads better than anyone who boos though.

I think I know the guy you mean... Bank side of the half way line?

xzibit

Nah, you want to avoid that bunch. Proper bunch of loonies. ;)

Isn't it John's lot that do the Greer thing? Along with homosexual goalkeeper and the Danny Wilson's Danny Wilson. Quite funny.

Guilty on all three counts. :)

Crispy always gets involved as well.

He's clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Edit: The squawking man that is, not Crispy.

The Danny Wilson's Danny Wilson confuses the fuck out of people (see the Walsall matchday thread, page 1). I don't think they really know how to react - whether to join in with that or just try and go with 'Red and white army'.

Good. It's a quality chant. I'm hoping that with us lot shouting the Danny Wilson's Danny Wilson bit, and everyone one else will reply with red and white army, red and white army.

The ooooooohhhhhhhhhh GREER! thing is catching on too.

Give yourself another peanut.

Its Wilts from Bassett.....

Im not sure whether the Greer thing would put him off. From a fan's perspective its good fun

Jealousy does not suit you.

Cant believe a 'squawk' (although I thought it was more like the mating call of a Gibbon or Lemur maybe) upsets anyone?
At least he makes a noise which is more than a lot do !

Doing an Interview for the one off 69er special.

Questions please.

I have already covered off 'Favourte Cheese?' and 'Why are you such a cunt!?'.

can i cup your balls and sing you a lullaby?

Do you ever make any other bird noises?

He stood next to me at Yeovil a couple of seasons ago (the year they had the flower arrangement in the gents  :)), somebody said he worked at the speedway.

I wonder if someone can track down Wilson Out man from the BBC texts and give him a similar treatment.

Was it you 4D that took a fancy to the flowers and nicked them then?