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Title: Partridge Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, June 10, 2005, 09:53:43 he shouldn't be underestimated.
i downloaded i'm alan series 2 and every episode is a gem. "butter my arse" "cook a cat" "lynne, you're remarkably happy considering it's the first anniversary of your mothers' death" my favoruite little bit is the caller who would like to go to legoland windsor with sean connerry :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:01:26 Dan..... DAN...... Dan...... DAN
'Didn't hear me..... DAN' :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Partridge Post by: Amir on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:02:59 Sunday, bloody Sunday :smile1:
The first two series have to be up there with the best comedy of all time. He's trying to make a film now I think :| Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:05:12 Quote from: "Amir Khan" Sunday, bloody Sunday :smile1: The first two series have to be up there with the best comedy of all time. He's trying to make a film now I think :| I'm sorry to tell you Alan, but that song's about a massacre, Bloody Sunday. Huh, I'm never listening to that song again. Title: Partridge Post by: Amir on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:07:58 I'm afraid someone's graffitied your car Mr. Partridge.
What does it say? Twat? Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:09:17 Lynne, I'm not driving a mini metro!
Just open your mouth and try to talk, see what happens. Title: Partridge Post by: Titch on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:14:59 Alan Partridge is a god. Knowing me...knowing you.... was just superb. The one with Lt. Col. Kojak Slaphead III still makes me wet my pants everytime i see it.
Steve Coogan is a legend. I have that CD he did as Tony Ferrino, absolutely quality. I have every single video etc etc of Alan Partridge but the missus hates him so i hardly get to watch them! Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:18:01 Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Glenn Ponder and
...Debonair ...Ferrari ...Savourfair etc. Brilliant! Title: Partridge Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:19:40 Quote from: "Amir Khan" I'm afraid someone's graffitied your car Mr. Partridge. :D COOK PASS BABTRIDGE Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:21:54 You shouldn't have done this OF.
I'm going to be doing quotes all day now. :? Title: Partridge Post by: Piemonte on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:24:45 lets not forget the 2 best catchphrases of all time as far as I'm concerned
Cashback Back of the net :D Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:25:28 Fernando? Yes it's your dad. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:26:12 Cliff Thorburn is not a presenter, he's a snooker player, he's an unknown quantity!
Title: Partridge Post by: le god cuervo on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:28:01 the best one is when he's pissing off all the farmers & gets the posh bloke on the radio & talks about mutated tomatos with beaks, & putting a spinal column in a bap :D
http://www.alanattack.co.uk/sounds/imalan/water/interview.mp3 Title: Partridge Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, June 10, 2005, 10:55:12 Ruddy-hell, it's Soft Cell.
Jurassic Park! Partridge's best moment for me was his football build up to USA '94... His commentary. (On the Day Today) SHIT! Did you see that. TWAT! STRIKER! That player has a foot like a traction engine Goal.... and another one. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Partridge Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:11:46 Needles to say, I had the last laugh! :soapy tit wank:
Title: Partridge Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:11:57 "I'm an arsonist with lots of matches, and I want to come in and set fire to your staff"
*Gate opens* "Unbelieveable" Title: Partridge Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:20:35 "Quite Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance"
Title: Partridge Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:45:02 Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus!
Title: Partridge Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:50:51 Quote from: "Titch" The one with Lt. Col. Kojak Slaphead III still makes me wet my pants everytime i see it. That's the funniest thing ever Headslapping YOU BLOODY BUGGERING IDIOT BALD BRUMMIES! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Partridge Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, June 10, 2005, 12:04:31 The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
Title: Partridge Post by: Piemonte on Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:10:37 lyn, this is hotter than the surface of the sun!
Title: Partridge Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:16:04 how long did you put it in for?
8 minutes 8 minutes!? Title: Partridge Post by: DMR on Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:17:53 this thread amused me 8)
Title: Re: Partridge Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:58:15 Quote from: "oxford_fan" my favoruite little bit is the caller who would like to go to legoland windsor with sean connerry :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: roy: hello. alan: it's bank holiday, whatya doin, who's with yaa? roy: i'd like to go round legoland with sean connerry, then afterwards we'd go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of windsor. alan: gotta say roy, don't think that's connerry's cup of tea. i think sean would rather do something like wander round the wildfoul park in pepperstock [scottish accent]with a bottle of scotch[/scottish accent]. roy: i don't agree, he'd go to legoland, bye. Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:05:38 Do you like owls?
I know a cracking owl sanctuary! Later on.... Don't mind me, just portraying a mad-man. and..... I suppose the most humane way to kill an owl would be death by firing squad. Title: Partridge Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:31:48 Alan Partridge.
Funny as fuck. FACT! Title: Partridge Post by: McLovin on Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:41:48 To Sonja: "I love you... in a way..."
Title: Partridge Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:46:22 Sonia: "I love you Alan"
Alan: "Thanks a lot!" Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:52:06 Yep, I've been pubic now for....32 years.
Susan, don't sing. It sounds baaad. To look at you you'd think you had the voice of an angel! Title: Partridge Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, June 10, 2005, 15:00:50 Im 47, My girlfriend's 33, she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net!
Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 15:02:17 I bet I've got more friends than you have cows.
How many cows have you got? I don't know, about a hundred. Well I've got a hundred and four friends. Title: Partridge Post by: le god cuervo on Friday, June 10, 2005, 15:58:48 loads of sound clips here if you wanna listen to alan in all his glory...
http://alanattack.co.uk/imalansoundmenu.htm http://alanattack.co.uk/imalan2soundmenu.htm Title: Partridge Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 10, 2005, 16:04:28 Cheers LGC. Brilliant.
Title: Re: Partridge Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, June 10, 2005, 17:47:58 Quote from: "oxford_fan" roy: i don't agree, he'd go to legoland, bye. best quote ever in the history of these forums, the internet, the world and the universe . Title: Partridge Post by: Whits on Friday, June 10, 2005, 17:53:41 Pure Genius, might have to stick the dvd on tonight!!
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