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Title: Eye Twitch
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 9, 2010, 11:15:12
Argghhh does anyone else every get weird eye twitches?
Mines been going on all morning and it wont stop!!

How can I make it stop its driving me insane! 


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: nevillew on Friday, April 9, 2010, 11:21:59
I'll answer in a tic.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:15:58
I've had that before. Apparantly it's caused by stress or a lack of sleep. There's not a lot you can do except make sure you get some rest and a decent night's sleep!


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:20:07
Gouge your eyes out with a hot spoon.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:26:08
Gouge your eyes out with a hot spoon.

God!!!!
Your so funny!  :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:34:57
i get them occasionally, worth seeing an optician


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: juddie on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:37:35
there was me thinking you were just winking at me!

It's just a nerve thing isn;t it? generally down to a bad night's kip?

flicky eye is very annoying, but just goes.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:41:45
It's still going!
I slept well last night - I always sleep well really
And I saw the optition last week
Maybe Im dying!!  :cry:


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:45:05
Terminal eye twitch? Could be.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:48:14
Can you read the Moomin book at my funeral?


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:50:23
Do I get it back if you die?

I suppose I could do. Might look a bit rude if everybody is singing hymns or whatever and I'm sat their giggling at moomin hats.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: spacey on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:51:27
Do you spend a lot of time staring blankly at a computer screen while pretending to do work? I get the odd twitch sometimes and apparently staring at a computer screen for long periods can cause it.

If it's severe twitches then you might be looking at botox injections or surgery where they take your eyes out and give them a good clean.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Batch on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:55:14
must be contagious! mine has been going for the last few days too


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: fuzzy on Friday, April 9, 2010, 12:59:36
yes, I get it occasionaly. Only in the one eye.

You can't make it stop. If you try to stop it, the twitch worms its way inside your head and makes your brain start to twitch. This then instigates a resonant frequency type space time continueinueinuum rip and your head explodes. My advice is live with the twitchy eye.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, April 9, 2010, 13:00:16
Too much wanking.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 9, 2010, 13:06:04
Do you spend a lot of time staring blankly at a computer screen while pretending to do work?

This is my job!  :girlgiggle:

Batch the use of the word "days" in your post worries me!

Oh and - do girls wank??


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, April 9, 2010, 13:38:03
Of course they do. I've seen movies.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: jonny72 on Friday, April 9, 2010, 13:38:38
And I saw the optition last week

It seems to be affecting your spelling as well.

You might want to go and see the docktore.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 9, 2010, 13:40:36
Oh some of you lot have got such a bloody stick up your bums about spelling sometimes!! I'm
from Calne I can't help it OK!!


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, April 9, 2010, 13:47:19
You would've thought typing would be easier with an extra finger.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: donkey on Friday, April 9, 2010, 14:04:14
You would've thought typing would be easier with an extra finger.

Yeah, but she's using that to wank with.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, April 9, 2010, 14:47:31
I've had the twitchy eye thing occasionally over the years, and I've been assured that it's nowt to be concerned about. I get similar twitches in my arms, legs, stomach......it's just a nerve thing. Strange things start to happen as you get older (not that I've got a clue how old you are).



Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 9, 2010, 14:51:16
Oh Im very young! :) 


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, April 9, 2010, 14:51:46
Compared to Reg maybe.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Spy on Friday, April 9, 2010, 14:52:06
Oh some of you lot have got such a bloody stick up your bums about spelling sometimes!!

I know I've said this before it's definitely one of the worst things about the forum. "Oooooooooh you made a spelling/grammar mistake!!" GET OVER IT FFS. It's pathetic the amount of picking people up on that sort of thing that goes on.

The WORST is when this happens...

Person A: makes a point in an argument.

Person B (who did a bit better at english at school): yeah, well, YOU MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE!!!


Well done Person B. That just won you the argument. It definitely didn't make you look like a complete cunt.  ::)


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, April 9, 2010, 14:52:27
Maybe it's tourettes


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, April 9, 2010, 14:52:59
Yeah I get them. I like to pretend I'm part man part robot, and may short fuse at any moment

It does look odd though when you have a t-shirt on and your arm starts spazzing out a little. Get well weird looks.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, April 9, 2010, 14:57:23
Oh Im very young! :) 

Oh right..........erm..........I'm afraid you're in serious trouble then (crossed fingers on left hand for you, & typed that with right hand).


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 9, 2010, 15:10:11
Compared to Reg maybe.

your being Funny today!


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, April 9, 2010, 15:14:39
I did enjoy fuzzy's use of the word 'continueinueinuum'.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, April 9, 2010, 15:45:15
your being Funny today!

You keep setting them up, and I'll keep banging them in, my dear. :D


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, April 9, 2010, 15:46:11
You're be sorry in a minute.


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 9, 2010, 15:47:29
Sorry about what?


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, April 9, 2010, 15:53:38
:facepalm:


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, April 9, 2010, 15:55:33
Why can't I see what Samdy posted? Do I need to adjust some settings or something?


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, April 9, 2010, 15:56:52
Why can't I see what Samdy posted? Do I need to adjust some settings or something?
It doesn't work for people with STDs


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, April 9, 2010, 16:48:25
You may be having a stroke. Not that kind of stroke


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, April 9, 2010, 17:01:49
It doesn't work for people with STDs

Do you know me?


Title: Re: Eye Twitch
Post by: Batch on Friday, April 9, 2010, 18:40:25
:facepalm:

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