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Title: Walrus Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:47:53 His facebook status is currently thus...... regretting drinking til i pooed myself.
i imagine the story will be on here shortly. Title: Re: Walrus Post by: walrus on Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:54:21 Haha may have had one too many last night.. I went out to a local bar for a mate's birthday, where I was subject to a particularly thorough search for drugs. I got cunted, and subsequently thrown out, only for the bouncers to point me out as a potential druggie to the fuzz who then gave me yet another thorough search. By this point I was seething, feeling I had been victimised, and narrowly avoided being arrested.
To calm down, I staggered home with a few mates and lit up a doobie, but there was too much booze in my body and I chundered instantly. I was rolled into the recovery position on our brand new sofas while I chundered into a box for what felt like an eternity. I felt like I would never stop being sick. Then my long-suffering girlfriend noticed a queer whiff in the room, causing her to inspect my underpants and confirm her worst fears. Elbow-deep in my crap, she wiped my arse and put me to bed, only for me to throw up once more on her... I've had a bit of grovelling to do today... :D Title: Re: Walrus Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:56:38 And you wonder why i wont let you in my club.
Title: Re: Walrus Post by: walrus on Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:58:39 I thought I was quite well behaved in the club! It was when I left the problems started...!
Title: Re: Walrus Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, April 1, 2010, 10:05:19 Oh my life!! Your girlfriend deserves a medal
LARGE bunch of flowers today!!! Title: Re: Walrus Post by: yeo on Thursday, April 1, 2010, 10:33:07 To meet a girl that will wipe your arse is surely every blokes dream...
Title: Re: Walrus Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, April 1, 2010, 10:40:33 I could never be that girl :no:
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