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Title: Ants Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 19:44:48 The infestation has already started. Spent the last hour tryinh to kill the fuckers in my house - they get everywhere :evil:
Anybody else had the pleasure of their company this year? Title: Ants Post by: Johno on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 19:46:08 yeh....tis annoying! playing cricket though, dive to stop a ball and they get everywhere, little gits. Hate the red ones! :evil:
Title: Ants Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 19:49:30 They seem to be finding a way into my bedroom through a gap in the window frame :evil:
Title: Ants Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 19:50:39 the red ones are my favourites
Title: Ants Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 19:58:09 Watch out for the ones which burrow under your skin and then lay eggs and then the eggs hatch and then they eat your heart
Title: Ants Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:00:25 It's the computer generated ones that can talk you should be worried about
http://www.crdp.ac-grenoble.fr/clemi/LyceeOnline/NumeroUn/Images/Antz(2).jpg Title: Ants Post by: BrightonRed on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:05:24 We've got an ant infestation, and yes the little bastards get everywhere.. we get rid of them for 2-3 days before the scouts are back out roaming.
I’ve been told that Nippon ant killer is illegal and rubbish Title: Ants Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:05:48 got the little cunts all over my kitchen doing my head in
Title: Ants Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:15:47 My office is infested.I thought about putting a pile of sugar outside so they might concentrate on that instead of coming in here.
Title: Ants Post by: mrs_spacey on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:26:34 Don't use any chemicals to kill them as you'll end up breathing in microparticles (ooh hark at me!) and they will stay in your body for ever - the chemicals and not the ants!
All you need to do is put your food away, wash up after you eat and scrub your floor with hot water and mild detergent. Ants are really clever and follow a trail of ants who have previously searched for sugar and hit the jackpot. All they want is sugar - it's like ant crack cocaine 8) If you wash your floor and surfaces, they'll go to someone else's house because they won't be able to follow the trail. It works 'cos we've had ants since April (tropical Cotswolds) and every time I mop the floor we don't see any back for ages! Ants aren't dangerous and won't spread disease so you could just live with it I suppose. Title: Ants Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:28:46 Do them things with the pellets that they carry off and feed to the the queen work?
Title: Ants Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:31:42 Your an Ant Hippie Mrs Spacey.
Title: Ants Post by: mrs_spacey on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:32:17 Quote from: "simon pieman" Do them things with the pellets that they carry off and feed to the the queen work? No they give off fumes that you breathe in and then you will die :( Title: Ants Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:33:10 Quote from: "mrs_spacey" Ants aren't dangerous and won't spread disease so you could just live with it I suppose. http://www.dpi.qld.gov.au/images/4892.jpg :shock: Title: Ants Post by: DMR on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 20:36:08 was that you?
Title: Ants Post by: mrs_spacey on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 21:02:00 Quote from: "sonicyouth" Quote from: "mrs_spacey" Ants aren't dangerous and won't spread disease so you could just live with it I suppose. http://www.dpi.qld.gov.au/images/4892.jpg :shock: Don't you be tainting UK ants with the same brush as the Australian fire ant (the Pete Doherty of all antkind). The fire ants live in Queensland and guess what is the main crop grown in Queensland? Yup - sugar cane (aka PURE ant crack) :nod: These ants have evolved as a result of all the chemicals they've been treated with to try and get rid of them and they are now a bit like "super ants" ...... Title: Ants Post by: DMR on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 21:03:49 is there anything you don't know about ants, mrs s?
I wish I were as clever as you Title: Ants Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 21:07:48 you're in the wrong profession, david bellamy!
Title: Ants Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 21:35:31 My Dad knows david bellamy, he's a funny bloke.
We had an ant infestation for a bit but haven't seen any for a couple of weeks, Mrs Spacey is right just hide all your crack cocaine. Title: Ants Post by: Boeta on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 22:05:25 we used to have loads of ants in the house a few years back, now we have none.
i always knew getting rid of the sugar coated walls was a good idea Title: Ants Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, June 10, 2005, 06:32:49 We get millions of tiny little red fuckers out here who get EVERYWHERE!!!! They bite like there is no tomorrow and it is shocking as to how creatures so fucking small can have bites which are sooooooo fucking painful. I was once once drying my self off after a shower only to find that hundreds of the little cunts were in the towel that I was using, they left no part of my body un-bitten. :cry: :cry: :cry:
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