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Title: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, March 29, 2010, 15:49:48 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/935050-Utterly-stupid-things-you-have-done-during-your-motoring-career?pg=1
I've only got to page 2 so far and I'm already pissing myself with laughter. Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: adje on Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:24:39 What led you to that website Sam?
Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:32:42 Quote By GetOrfMoiLand Wed 24-Mar-10 16:07:51 soapy tit wank! I crashed into a pigeon doing about 80 on the M5 about 6 months ago. I was in the middle lane and the thing just swooped down and I bashed right into it. It made one hell of a bang and I looked behind me to see a huge cloud of feathers. I was very upset and guilty and cried. When I pulled into the work car park I was given a few hmm looks, when I got out of the car I saw a great big crack in the number, and a load of feathers and blood smeared round the collision spot. Poor bloody pigeon. What was it thinking? Ouch? Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:39:57 What led you to that website Sam? Link was posted on another forum I frequent. Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: trogladite on Monday, March 29, 2010, 17:26:13 What about this beauty..........crashed the car whilst trying to pick up a hot iron that had fallen over.... dont ask.
:doh: Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, March 29, 2010, 18:07:53 I think there's a fair amount of female one-upmanship going on that's turned a bit [cough]bullshit[/cough]. Some bird says she put the car in reverse when going 40mph...
Some of it though is shocking. Women should have to pass their test annually. Actually, fuck that everyone should. :) Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:12:45 This reminds me of an incident in the Merlin car park
Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:16:39 Quote She wont thank me for telling you this, but my best friend once stopped behind a row of parked cars for 15 MINUTES!! thinking it was the queue for a roundabout. I know it was that long because I was in the passenger seat chatting to her. Fucking lolz Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:22:40 Quote Once we hired a car and drove up the M1 in a really bad thunderstorm. I couldn't work out why it had suddenly got SO foggy - I couldn't see a thing in front of me, and was doing 10mph in the left hand lane trying to follow the tail lights of the car in front. Didn't want to stop as was petrified about something coming into the back of us so ended up having to stick my head out of the window WHILE STILL DRIVING just to make out the white lines on the road. Was only when we pulled into a service station I realised the windscreen had misted up and it wasn't foggy at all Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:33:44 It took me a while to realise what all this DH/DB/DP (hee hee) shit meant.
Do women talk like that in real life? Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Ginginho on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:35:24 It took me a while to realise what all this DH/DB/DP (hee hee) shit meant. I was wondering that, what does it all mean?Do women talk like that in real life? Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: trogladite on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:03:44 I was wondering that, what does it all mean? Well i thought.......... Dear Husband Dear Boyfriend Dear Son Didn't see Dear Daughter though. Did I get that wrong? Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: 4D on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:16:13 ??? I'm trying to see if there is a poster on that site called JFW. :)
Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Benzel on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:00:59 What I love about that first post is that whilst describing the car that ran over her fob batteries, she describes it as 'blue'.
Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: pauld on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:10:27 What led you to that website Sam? He thought it was a MILF site. This is my favourite (my bolding):Quote I got stuck next to a plant pot in a parking lot, and could not get out. I then phoned DB to come and rescue me, and having just gotten off the phone, realised that if I turn the wheel the other way, the car would move away from the plant pot and I could drive off free. So I did. But didn't tell DB who still drove over to rescue me from the plant pot prison. Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:26:46 No, sorry, I can't get further than page one. It makes me want to stab somebody or something.
Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: spacey on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:28:33 Christ, I'm off!
Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: jonny72 on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:42:15 What I love about that first post is that whilst describing the car that ran over her fob batteries, she describes it as 'blue'. How many times have you had that conversation with a bird.... Me : What kind of car was it? Her : A red one Me : No, what kind of car Her : A red one Me : No, what make Her : A red one Me : No, a Ford, a BMW, a Renault or what? Her : A red one Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:50:50 Well i thought.......... Dear Husband Dear Boyfriend Dear Son Didn't see Dear Daughter though. Did I get that wrong? Well that's what I reckoned. I think we may have stumbled across a language what is to women as Elvish is to nerds. Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: axs on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:51:58 It's in the acronym section geniuses.
Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:53:26 Acronym section? Have you been exploring on that women's website? You have haven't you!
Poof. Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: axs on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:58:12 Acronym section? Have you been exploring on that women's website? You have haven't you! Poof. It's hidden deep within the big 'Acronym' button at the top of the screen. I have picked up some good tips on how to best implement a naughty step though. Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:59:49 I have picked up some good tips on how to best implement a naughty step though. Is that an aid to a knee trembler with a shorter woman? Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Benzel on Monday, March 29, 2010, 22:01:08 How many times have you had that conversation with a bird.... Me : What kind of car was it? Her : A red one Me : No, what kind of car Her : A red one Me : No, what make Her : A red one Me : No, a Ford, a BMW, a Renault or what? Her : A red one ha it's just the same when they say the want to buy a new car. Oh yeah, what kind you after? Oh I dunno... something blue. Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 22:04:31 It's hidden deep within the big 'Acronym' button at the top of the screen. I have picked up some good tips on how to best implement a naughty step though. Ah, right under the baby name finder. Title: Re: Women drivers: From the horses mouth... Post by: DMR on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 00:09:45 Link was posted on another forum I frequent. You mean there are other forums out there? Fuck me it's like Lost this |