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Title: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Saxondale on Monday, March 29, 2010, 10:49:22
As I sit listening to radio 5 craig david has appeared banging on about how marvellous it is to win the tinpot paint trophy.  Also discussing his creative nadir, (starting from a low point) his cover version album, it strikes me that I despise Southampton.  But only because of Craig David.  I never used to dislike them, in fact Le Tiss made me like them.  I guess im very fickle.

Does anyone else have teams they hate purely because of their celeb fans?


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, March 29, 2010, 10:51:20
Liverpool...DJ Spoony on 606 - Total cock


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, March 29, 2010, 10:54:50
Forgot to mention

Chelski - Tim Lovejoy

And

Man U - Terry Christian


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, March 29, 2010, 10:57:32
Reading - Gervais (I find him a supremely irritating cock, although i'd hate them anyway)


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: The Artist Billy Paynter on Monday, March 29, 2010, 14:12:05
Reading - Gervais (I find him a supremely irritating cock, although i'd hate them anyway)

Agree.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: (.)Boobies(.) on Monday, March 29, 2010, 14:22:45
Reading - Gervais (I find him a supremely irritating cock, although i'd hate them anyway)

'greed, although I can't hate my own club.

Kate Winslet for not drowning? I would wang one up her wrong'un though.
Parky is a STH and has been for best part of 10 years, as we're his local now. I mind him less now he's off the telly.
Chris Tarrant is, and is a kunt.
John Arlott Author and cricket commentator - I hate cricket.
Leo Sayer - Jesus, say no more!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, March 29, 2010, 15:24:17
West Ham - Danny Dyer

Millwall - Danny Baker

Leeds - Chris Moyles

All of the above are complete cocks.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: tans on Monday, March 29, 2010, 15:28:42
Timmy cunting Mallett.



Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, March 29, 2010, 15:35:04
Timmy cunting Mallett.



Who does he support?


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: tans on Monday, March 29, 2010, 15:40:10
Oxford


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, March 29, 2010, 15:42:47
West Ham - Russell Brand


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, March 29, 2010, 15:42:49
Oxford

Does he?! That makes him an even bigger cock than I thought he was. What a tosser.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Spy on Monday, March 29, 2010, 15:58:07
I never knew Moyles was a leeds fan. It all makes sense now!


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:01:31
I never knew Moyles was a leeds fan. It all makes sense now!

Yeah an armchair one. Fat, gobby twat.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: adje on Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:22:43
Port Vale for chrissakes!


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:26:23
Pretty much all the above with the addition of.....

Vernon Fucking Kay - Bolton


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:33:33
I really hate Bolton. And it's all because of Amir Khan.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Zurich Red on Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:34:27
Man City - the Gallaghers


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:42:24
Middlesborough - Roy Chubby Brown


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, March 29, 2010, 17:12:27
Definately Spoony. Tony Robinson and his love for Bristol City, their lot love him but they're the 2nd or 3rd team he's 'supported' over the years. I've no time for that.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, March 29, 2010, 17:23:32
Craig David was on Soccer AM and on Saturday and he was the quite the cunt it has to be said.

I hate Ipswich because of my boss. He's not really a celebrity though.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, March 29, 2010, 17:26:20
Derbt - because some bloke at a petrol station in plymouth in about 1994 started on me and my dad and he had a derby sticker in the back of his car.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, March 29, 2010, 17:56:34
David fucking Mellor - Ugly cunt who switchedsides from Fulham to Chelski when they started winning things.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: iffy on Monday, March 29, 2010, 18:11:10
Lovejoy and Chelsea. He is everything that is wrong with football.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, March 29, 2010, 18:18:09
Craig David was on Soccer AM and on Saturday and he was the quite the cunt it has to be said.

Craig David played in the Bobby Robson charity match last Summer and actually sulked when he was substituted! Mind you he did come on with about 15 minutes to go.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Tails on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:00:54
Swindon - DV


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: DV on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:04:31
...am I a celeb now?


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:33:14
...am I a celeb now?

You do have a rather popular (well, in some circles) book written about you........so I'd say yes!


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: DV on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:37:19
fantastic.

I cant wait to use the 'dont you know who I am' line.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: suttonred on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:37:39
'greed, although I can't hate my own club.

Kate Winslet for not drowning? I would wang one up her wrong'un though.
Parky is a STH and has been for best part of 10 years, as we're his local now. I mind him less now he's off the telly.
Chris Tarrant is, and is a kunt.
John Arlott Author and cricket commentator - I hate cricket.
Leo Sayer - Jesus, say no more!  :soapy tit wank:


Stretching credibilty a bit here. Parkinson is well known as a Barnsley fan, and John arlott has been dead for about 20 years, wouldn't fancy sitting next to him.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: leefer on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:42:05
Brighton and Fatboy Slim.....Skint my ass.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: RedRag on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:56:47
Willie Carson and oh wait a minute


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Oaksey Moonraker on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:36:34
David Howell for saying in the Adver for years he was a Swindon fan and then when he appeared on Eammon Holmes 5 Live Saturday Morning Show when asked about his favourite team my eager excitement was cut short when he said he was a Man U fan and oh he watched Swindon a bit.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Spy on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 08:33:32
I wish Billie Piper watched Swindon.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: (.)Boobies(.) on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 09:01:03
Stretching credibilty a bit here. Parkinson is well known as a Barnsley fan, and John arlott has been dead for about 20 years, wouldn't fancy sitting next to him.

Indeed he is, but he doesn't make many Barnsley games these days, and for the past 9-10 years has been a season ticket holder at the Madejski. Also a good friend of SJM. I suppose you can call us his second team.

There was golf commentator at the weekend, his name escapes me, his co-commentator mentioned a Liverpool result, and this chap responded with "I didn't notice any results other than Reading's". Not sure who he is though.

Anyway, Golf > Cricket, and being alive > being deaded.


Title: Re: Southamptons biggest fan - Craig David
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 09:19:59
Brentford - Dean Gaffney