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Samdy - 3375.00
Si Pie - 2200.00
Yeovil - 1950.00
Sheepshagger - 1881.00
Arriba - 1572.25
Bullethead - 1188.50
JFW - 1022.25
BelfastRobin - 605.00
LucienSan - 513.00
Neville - 472.50
Rustle - 425.00
Axs - 400.00
Bobs O - 367.00
KOT - 367.00
CliffP- 275.00
Those on 0.00 - Me, Ginginho, Dell, Christy, Dunsworthy, Sussex, Batch, Flam Ben

Which means Samdys gonna take some catching, those of us outside the top 3 really need to hit some big price winners tomorrow to have any prayer, Samdy must be a good 4/7 to take the title, Si Pie is hitting form at the right time, a 3/1 chance, with the consistent Yeovil at 7/2. Arriba keeps niggling away and cannot be ruled out at 11/2. Looking down the field, JFW is a capable sort at 10/1 and Belfast Robin must make e/w appeal at 16s.

DMR and Ginginho are both 6/4jf to take the wooden spoon, with the disappointing Sussex and Dell Boy the next market principles at 9/4 and 100/30 respectively, although some punters wont rule DB out of the title just yet at an enormous 100/1!

I fucking hate the Cheltenham Festival, purely because I never, ever win fuck all. Not even fake fucking Oevils.

I would like a wooden spoon though....

Can I have a bet on myself at 100/1 with 250 Oevils and 250 Oevils on a horse?

Fair play to you for organising the TEF tournament this year though :)

I'll have 500 on Dun Doire at 14/1 in the Foxhunters (4pm)

Fuck it, why not

Can I bet all my Oevils on not winning any Oevils?

4.40 Love of Tara 250 oevils

250 oevils at 100/1 DB

2.05, Tito Bustillo, 500 Oevils, win SP

Shit or bust, the DMR way  :)

Most punters have been doing that all week!

As this would be somewhat easier to fix, no!

13.30 Westlin' Winds 11-1 100 oevs win
14.05 Any Given Day  12-1 100 oevs win
14.40 Cappa Blue 22-1 40 oevs e/w
16.00 Sericina 10-1 100 oevs win
16.40 Peveril 8-1 100 oevs win
Friday Dell Boy 5 oevs e/w

Ok then I'd like to bet all 500 Oevils on Dell winning at 100/1

Now there are mug punters and mug punters but you too are very big mug punters!!!

I couldn't pick a winner as long as I've got a hole up my ................

You've got 10 Oevils left over!

Yeah, but the 100-1 odds are pretty good. I think there's a better chance of you doing it that one of my 100-1 selections winning.

Although really I was just trying to break the betting system.

Oh yes you've broken it alright, you're the first person ever to think of taking a flyer on a 100/1 shot!

It was more that if I win, then dell has probably no longer won (unless his other 250 is a 100-1 or better). In which case I win, and Dell hasn't won. There was a similar point on me betting on not getting any oevils.

But thanks for missing the point you stupid little cunt.

Fuck me, your avatar is giving me a seizure!

Yeah and me. I might have to tone it down a bit. Don't want to kill Fred.

1:30 Rupestrian 100 Oevils e/w @ 50/1
5:15 Fighting Chance 150 Oevils e/w @ 14/1

Ben :D

If I cant win you cant win, so I think you need to change your bet! :nod:

oh yeah, I'll have them on Rupestrian in the 13.30

2:05, 500 Oevils on  Rock Noir, 11-1

Im liking axs bets there think im going to go with him tomorrow.

1.30 Carlito Brigante 4/1 200 win

2.05 Thousand Stars 28/1 50 e/w

2.30 Najaf 18/1 50 e/w

4.40 Balthazar King 20/1 50 e/w

You just don't fucking learn do you.

1:30 Carlito Brigante  - 100 Oevils Win
2:05 Gloucester - 100 Oevils each way
4:40 Balthazar King - 50 Oevils each way
5:15 Free World - 100 Oevils Win

All at SP

1.30 Advisor 100 win
2.40 The Betchworth Kid 50 ew
4.00 Roulez Cool 100 win
4.40 Peveril 50 ew
5.15 Oiseau de nuit 50 ew

As I've not entered for a couple of days, I'm sure you'll instead take my real life on course efforts on trust.....so please add approximately nothing to my returns so far.

14.05 Dee Ee Williams (33/1) 75 each way

15.20 Denman (4/1) 350 win

Fuck it, shit or bust today.

2.05 - Old Rick 500 win

2.05  Belvano         100 Oevils e/w
2.40  Silver Kate     100 Oevils e/w
4.00  Bob Hall          50 Oevils e/w

More than a hint of desperation about these.

15.20 Imperial Commander 8/1 - 500 win

Death or glory with that one!

1.30.Carlito Brigante - 100 Oevils win (4/1)
2.05.Eradicate  100 Oevils e/w
2.40.Shinrock Paddy 100 Oevils e/w 

Good morning Cheltenham fans!!
Here are my picks for today
1:30 Carlito Brigante
14:05 Rock Noir
15:20 Kauto Star
16:00 Baby run
16:40 C'est Ca

2.05- oldrik 100 oevils e/w
2.40-shinrock paddy 75 oevils e/w
4.40-meath all star 75 oevils e/w

No cake option?

James won't go in the bookies with me! Bloody gays !! I'm too scared to go in on my own! It looks full of old men that smell slightly of urine and special brew!

1.30 - Advisor - 25 E/W
2.05 - Rock Noir - 50 E/W
2.40 - Quel Esprit - 25 E/W
2.40 - Berties Dream (outside tickle) - 25 E/W
3.20 - Tricky Trickster - 25 E/W
4.00 - Dun Doire - 25 E/W
4.40 - Balthazar King - 25 E/W
5.15 - Free World - 50 E/W

set up an online account with a bookmaker.virtually all of them are offering free bets when you are a new customer.no piss smelling men that way and it's easy to use

But Im scared if I do that I will bet all the time!

Ok Ive done it now!! How fun!!

Gambling addict

Dont you start I put a little £3 bet on a horse!!

it's a slippery slope...!

It won't be long before you're putting down £200 bets on the credit card.

i have mates that lump that sort of money on.went to ascot with them last year and it was mental the money they were betting.my £20 each way was peanuts to their stakes.
we all won that day though, and i was trollied on the cocktails. :)

Betting on the bobsleigh ?

Think the most I've ever put on a bet was £300 and it lost. Nowadays I don't have that sort of money lying around in a betting account as it would get withdrawn very quickly!

My picks for today. I am happy not to finish on zero.

1.30 - Barizan 25 EW (SP)
2.05 - Oldrik 50 Win (SP)
2.40 - Restless Harry 25 EW (SP)
3.20 - Denman. 100 Win (SP)
4.00 - Trust Fund 50 Win (SP)
4.40 - Balthazar King 50 Win (SP)
5.15 - Tataniano 150 Win (SP)

Cheltenham - 19/03/10 13:38 
 13:30 - Jcb Triumph Hurdle (Grade 1) (Class 1)
 Race Status: Result   
1st 15 Soldatino
2nd 3 Barizan
3rd 2 Alaivan

Barizan pipped on the line seemingly. Would have been a nice opener for me, but some EW success, albeit small!

had dee ee e/w so another bit of money in the bank for me.nice!

Had it e/w too 8)

Cheltenham - 19/03/10 14:12 
 14:05 - Vincent O'Brien County Handicap Hurdle (Grade 3) (Class 1)
 Race Status: Result   
1st 15 Thousand Stars
2nd 23 Arcalis
3rd 13 Dee Ee Williams
4th 19 Zanir

i'll have my 500 on denman to win,

I make that another 1850 to me :)

Another bad day for JFW :(

mid table obscurity beckons

I reckon Russell's topped himself.

Not yet... it's the real money I'm worried about!

It doesn't half make you watch intently though!

:thumb:
many thanks samdy. backed najaf 25/1 ew after seeing ur post. run an awesome race shame about the last jump

Cheltenham 2.40   
 
 1st  2 Berties Dream (IRE)  33-1 
 2nd  9 Najaf (FR)  25-1 
 3rd  8 Kennel Hill (IRE)  66-1 

Ha. I used your tipster site today and so far it's won me a couple of quid on Dee Ee Williams e/w but that's it!

I've got money on Imperial Commander and Tricky Trickster in the Gold Cup :)

Ground's softened up a bit with the rain, but I still think it's Kauto Star's to lose.

Denman has a good chance I reckon.

1st and 2nd should both be turned over, terrible riding, almost cost Restless Harry his life never mind the race.

the tipster isnt going as well today as the other days! shinrock paddy died after a few fences was dissapointing. he could atleast of fell for me as willhill are refunding if they fall! staying clear of the gold cup other than a few £ e/w on curruthers at 50/1! he'll never win but worth an ew whilst denman and kauto fight

oooh, i'm excited...

Kauto down!!

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did Mon Mome place? In real cash money i have Imperial Commander to win, Mon Mome to place (but stupidly as seperate bets)

cunt.i had curruthers

Stupid stupid falling over horses and stupid ugly smug bad hat channel 4 lady!!

rAaaaaaaRrrzfggggghhh

yes 3rd.

If you beat me having taken a huge flyer on that I won't be best pleased!

A huge flyer, or an educated gamble...? :)

Chaz deary, you didn't stand to win an awful lot doing an e/w bet on a 8/11 favourite anyway.

Much love x x x

Someone else can work this out, I'm off down the pier with a length of rope.

Nice knowing you all x

Not the point Smug Sam!! I would have won £15 actually in real life! 
Oh and Ive forgotten my William Hill log in grrrrrrrr  :(

I had Imperial Commander on an insured 3 bet with Paddy Power. Get my money back if he placed 2nd or 3rd so the win odds were lower at 4/1. Still, a stake of £10 and return of £50 isn't too shabby :)

WHOOP FINALLY GOT A WIN TODAY!

Baby run!!

  Cheltenham - 19/03/10 16:11 
 16:00 - Christie'S Foxhunter Chase Challenge Cup (Class 2)
 Race Status: Result   
1st 2 Baby Run
2nd 12 Kilty Storm
 

Another Twiston-Davies horse !

As Russell's topped himself...


1780


230


4500


1040


370


470

Fanks Samlett

I'll get on it later whilst I decide what the best way to go is!

Current standings:

Samdy   5385
LucienSanchez   5013
Sheepshagger   2921
Si Pie   2200
Yeovil   1950
Arriba   1572.25
JFW   1392.25
Bullethead   1188.5
Bobs O   837
BelfastRobin   605
Neville   472.5
Rustle   425
Axs   400
KOT   367
CliffP   275

How much are you down DMR?

mid table obscuirty

I dunno mate I've done my bollocks on the credit card (500 limit) and cash here and there too over the last 2 months ante-post

Missed this one. Sorry Yeovs x x x

570

Cheltenham - 19/03/10 16:46 
 16:40 - Martin Pipe Conditional Jockeys' Handicap Hurdle (Class 2)
 Race Status: Result   
1st 3 Pause And Clause
2nd 17 Radium
3rd 21 Clova Island
4th 2 Peveril

Thats it from me folks

shit for me today on here, and real money.
still well up for the week though, so pretty happy overall.

412.50

Kudos, won't be many who can say that this week.

Right, I'm off down the bookies to collect my winnings. Someone else can sort out the 5.15.

I hate this week. Hxojsbsjwbkxmsna

Ive just bet my last £2

last bet of the day for me on safari journey e/w.

Nothing for either if us then!!

good job it's just Oevils, if I'd carried on betting with real money I'd be 300 points down for the week.

 Cheltenham 5.15    Full Result
 1st    24 Pigeon Island    16-1
 2nd    1 French Opera    10-1
 3rd    7 Consigliere (FR)    16-1
 4th    3 Cornas (NZ)    16-1

Nobody had anything.

Final standings:

Samdy   5385
LucienSanchez   5013
Sheepshagger   2921
Yeovil   2520
Si Pie   2200
Arriba   1572.25
JFW   1392.25
Bullethead   1188.5
Bobs O   837
BelfastRobin   605
Neville   472.5
Rustle   425
Christy 412.5
Axs   400
KOT   367
CliffP   275

well done samdy.twas most enjoyable

Thanks Samdy - properly enjoyed that - and stuck a £20 E/W on Berties Dream so £500 up in real money too !!!!

Bonus !

Thanks DMR, well done Samdy.

Yeah thanks guys you know how much I love doing this game! Xx