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Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:19:01
whose with me? :twisted:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:19:41
Im in, will bring billy the bat


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:19:41
:fu:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:20:29
:D Bring it on Red Hand Boy.

I used to be the leader of the Red Handers but had to disband due to UDA threats.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:23:45
I've defected to the Black Hand Clan


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:23:49
we would like to distance ourselves from irish unionism,

we represent people who actually work for a living and pay taxes, no spongers here.

pet hates: girls who are fit but are underage
                bicycles
                2 pence pieces
                green hand gang


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:25:24
Quote from: "simon pieman"
I've defected to the Black Hand Clan
:fag:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:26:58
Quote from: "mexico red"
we would like to distance ourselves from irish unionism,

we represent people who actually work for a living and pay taxes, no spongers here.

pet hates: girls who are fit but are underage
                bicycles
                2 pence pieces
                green hand gang
No surrender, no surrender, no surrender to the UDA :soapy tit wank:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:27:21
The black hand gang would like to remain neutral and continue to campaign for the restoration of the Welsh Highland Railways, or whatever.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:27:53
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
I've defected to the Black Hand Clan
:fag:  :soapy tit wank:


Yeovil's the one with the gay obsession. Still, I quite like what Mexico stands for, but seeing as I'm a sponger I cannot be part of the ways of the Red Hand


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:28:26
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
The black hand gang would like to remain neutral and continue to campaign for the restoration of the Welsh Highland Railways, or whatever.
Like i said  :fag:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:28:55
pussy, we might incoroporate the yellow hand gang and become the orange hand gang


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:29:31
My Gay obsession is old news Im more interested in naked Golf these days.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:30:35
Quote from: "mexico red"
pussy, we might incoroporate the yellow hand gang and become the orange hand gang


Incorperating the Oxford factions are you.

Proof of the evil ways of the Red Handers.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:30:41
Quote from: "mexico red"
pussy, we might incoroporate the yellow hand gang and become the orange hand gang


Would you make me an honourary member, even though I'm a sponger. Those Green Hand fuckers make me sick and Sonic is a neutral


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:31:35
My god they are taking on Spongers now.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:32:55
only if we can drag your eyelid along a kerb daily


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:34:12
Quote from: "mexico red"
only if we can drag your eyelid along a kerb daily


Nah fuck it


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:37:23
famous red hand gang members


jay z
harold shipman
zz top
lenny henry
john jo oneil
bertie bassett
tenpole tudor
maxine carr
paolo maldini
bertie ahern
perry farrel
clive anderson
frank bough
chris kamara
sally cinamon
anders limpar


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:38:12
Quote from: "mexico red"
famous red hand gang members


jay z
harold shipman
zz top
lenny henry
john jo oneil
bertie bassett
tenpole tudor
maxine carr
paolo maldini
bertie ahern
perry farrel
clive anderson
frank bough
chris kamara
sally cinamon
anders limpar
Bunch of gayers


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:39:40
dare you to say that to sally cinnamon, shes sent from heaven, old school. :twisted:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:44:09
:soapy tit wank:

Green Handers ride old school Choppers with football cards on the forks to make a clicking noise.

Our Famous Memebers include-

John Noakes
Felicity Kendal
Lord Lucan
Dermot O'Leary (one for the ladies)
Dollie The Sheep
Sweep
Clare Grogan
Jimmy Crankie


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:44:31
Quote from: "mexico red"
dare you to say that to sally cinnamon, shes sent from heaven, old school. :twisted:
She of the buns :soapy tit wank:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:45:42
Green Handers say memebers insted of members cos its cool.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:47:14
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Green Handers say memebers insted of members cos its cool.
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :mrgreen: approved


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:49:25
you ponces, black hand members include:

Arthur Horsfield
My mate from down the road
Abi Titmuss
My Mum and Dad
Mary from Big Brother
Digby (my cat)
simon pieman (briefly :cry:)


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:52:04
I'll come back if you get Ricky Hatton to join


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:53:43
Hatton is a green hand  Fact!!!


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:54:38
Arthur's back on the team then SY? I hate blacks :shock: BHG members i meant


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:56:56
I missed the old fella.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:59:13
p.s. you can keep Hatton

also, all Irish people are automatically members of the black hand.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 00:59:18
Other memebers of the GHG include;

Jakki Degg
Alan Hansen
Annika Rice
Jeremy Paxman
Ray Mysterio
Pinocchio
Lee Holmes
Kevin Spacey
Lurleen Lumpkin


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:01:22
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
p.s. you can keep Hatton

also, all Irish people are automatically members of the black hand.


I'm back and I brought Erkan Mustafa with me as well


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:03:00
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
p.s. you can keep Hatton

also, all Irish people are automatically members of the black hand.


I'm back and I brought Erkan Mustafa with me as well
That'll teach ya, where's your avatar, where's your avatar? :soapy tit wank:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:04:22
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
p.s. you can keep Hatton

also, all Irish people are automatically members of the black hand.


I'm back and I brought Erkan Mustafa with me as well


superb, that'll get right on yeovil's tits 8)


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:14:22
You bastards :soapy tit wank:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:21:44
Is that young Austin Powers SiPi?


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:22:28
Its Roland!


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:22:49
It's Yeovil's favouritist Grange Hill character Roland, played by Erkan Mustafa


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:24:44
What a great name! Roland :soapy tit wank: I'm not up on my old school grange hill, that guy must have been bullied surely?


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:29:59
He had a French Girlfriend.

Roland Rules!!!!!!


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:34:07
Black Hand Clan reveal new signings, Bez and Shaun Ryder

http://dn.sapo.pt/2005/03/29/434969.jpg


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:35:36
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
He had a French Girlfriend.

Roland Rules!!!!!!
Are you sure its not Austin Powers :soapy tit wank: If he has a French g/friend, he must be a legend, as all French women under the age of 35 are hot FACT - :mrgreen:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:36:34
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Black Hand Clan reveal new signings, Bez and Shaun Ryder

http://dn.sapo.pt/2005/03/29/434969.jpg
Isn't that them at the Red Hand Gang initiation ceremony though? :soapy tit wank:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:42:12
http://www.hilary.com/reviews/images/morrissey-quarry.jpg

Morrisey gets ready to shoot the Black hand scum.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:49:45
Ooh the wars are hotting up now


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 01:55:16
They've only just begun :twisted:  :mrgreen: rules ok


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Melksham Red on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 07:36:17
I reckon you're all in the fuck your own hand gang :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 08:32:04
Can I join the Black Hand Gang?  I've got no idea what I believe in, so I guess I should be neutral.

Mandy Michaels - The brunette lovely in the NSFW section would also like to join.  She says we can all put our black hand prints on her ample breasts.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 08:53:36
If she's there, I'm there.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Batch on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:03:23
I'm staying out of this, but I have heard this breaking news BBC Link Here (http://the.leader.of.the.green.hand.gang.isagaylord.com/)


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:14:13
What the fuck are you lot on about??????


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: janaage on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:19:17
I haven't got a clue, the war broke out last night.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:25:21
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/1kinkytom/BlackHands-mandy.jpg


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:32:14
Kinky whos that? She is a little fitty!?!?!?! I ahve no idea what is going on


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: walrus on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:36:36
Have you lot been smoking something Jesus wouldn't?  I'm totally lost  :?


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:38:19
yeah but walrus whos the lass???


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:38:56
That Ash, is Mandy Michaels.  Get on the NSFW section and you will see a few more pics of her.  I think she's the hottest bird currently alive anywhere.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:40:40
Have to agree, actually the lass reads this so better disagree, anyway im headoing to the other section tnen the toilet, then the singles queue

Thanking you tom


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:43:05
just chucked it into google and shes a fitty! Rachel Stevens is now number 2 to her!


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:43:39
No probs Ash.  I'm totally mesmerised by her.  :shock:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:50:42
what the fuck have you wierd cunts been up to?


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 09:57:01
Not really sure PM.  I just logged on this morning and it had all kicked off.  I remember Yeovil first posting a hand, but all the subsequent hand wars started past my bedtime.  I decided to join the BHG because I felt left out, but wasn't completely sure what was going on.  

Also I thought it'd be nice to have a picture of Mandy, who is now the BHG's official PA.  She likes it on the desks apparently.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:00:37
Im part of the BHG if shes involved


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:03:48
Looks like my my PR exercise is working.  Dave Blackcurrant is in, Ash now wants in.  Soon all those other coloured hands will bow down to the Black Hands, and beg to be allowed in.

BHG, gets by on having fit members, rather than beliefs.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:05:42
Sonic & Si, I thought I'd take over the mantle while you guys are tucked up in bed, I'm doing my best to intice all the day walkers.  I think I'm getting there.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:07:19
Can we change the name to BNP? Or is that just wrong


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:12:17
Black Nail Party?

I think we'd best paint our whole hands rather than just the nails Ash, otherwise we'd look a tad gay don't you think?


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:15:06
im against anything to do with putting black stuff on me im afraid, I have swollen black balls will that count?


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:18:37
Well it's just that Mandy insists on you groping her cleavage with painted black hands in order to be initiated.  If you can't make that sacrifice then she says you are not welcome.

If I were you I'd just give in and paint those hands now, she always gets her way in the end anyway.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:31:33
Sorry had to pop to b and q to get some paint........


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:35:03
Hehe.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:37:58
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
http://www.hilary.com/reviews/images/morrissey-quarry.jpg

Morrisey gets ready to shoot the Black hand scum.


sorry yeovil, he's irish  :mrgreen:

tom you're doing a great job! \o/ :beers:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:41:45
Cheers SY.  Mandy has asked if you can go and see her right now, complete with black hands. 8)


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:52:33
tell her i'll do it later :wink:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:54:35
She's moist at the thought. 8)  :wink:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 10:56:52
red hand gang member jools holland is holding a concert tonight where rachel stevens[also a rhg member and rhg resident bike} will be furiously masturbating with a 9 inch wax candle, to the sounds of the red hand gangs resident band the white stripes with fergie from the black eyed peas on toplesss backing vocals.

any non members wishing to come to this event please register below and join the one and only red hand gang


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 11:03:27
oh bloody hell im stuck now, can I be part of two groups? Isnt there a green band, who is their lass? And if you say marie im defo going with black or red!


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 11:04:45
Sorry Mex, Rachel Stevens doesn't even come close to Mandy.  And we've got U2 signed up, being as they are Irish, so we don't even need those White Stripes siblings.

Damien Duff, another of the Irish members, has also promised to join Swindon on a free, once he has won the Champion's League with Chelski.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 11:07:47
the whole irish membership of the black hand gang is a scam as you will see from one of my earlier posts, bertie ahern the irish primeminister is a leading member of the red hand gang, thus proving my point, sonic is a black handed liar and should bow down to the power of the RHG.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 11:13:25
Quote from: "mexico red"
the whole irish membership of the black hand gang is a scam as you will see from one of my earlier posts, bertie ahern the irish primeminister is a leading member of the red hand gang, thus proving my point, sonic is a black handed liar and should bow down to the power of the RHG.


That may be so, I'm not sure.  But U2, and Duff have both been in contact with BHC Head Office to indicate their support.

Mandy will always be a member too, she will not defect, however Fergie from the BEPs is apparently in the centre of a tapping up storm, after being spotted in a cafe with Morrissey testing different types of black paint earlier today.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 11:14:03
Im going to start my own group......the FAGB....Fuck all Groups Brigade!


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 11:20:56
Quote from: "Asher"
Im going to start my own group......the FAGB....Fuck all Groups Brigade!


The Fag Brigade?  Sounds a bit :fag: to me.  :soapy tit wank:


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Asher on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 11:22:35
bastards!


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 11:25:30
brilliant stuff!

except the bit where people were talking about mandy michaels as if they knew her, that was just scary  :o


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 11:29:30
Quote from: "Boeta"
brilliant stuff!

except the bit where people were talking about mandy michaels as if they knew her, that was just scary  :o


Nowt wrong with that.  Just imagine smearing one of her boobies with black paint. 8)


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 12:44:16
Good work Kinky.

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong have just issued a statement of their ongoing allegiance to the BHC, also handing out free spliffs every Friday


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: BrightonRed on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 13:06:42
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/trebblej82/1600.jpg


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 13:09:12
Quote from: "BrightonRed"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/trebblej82/1600.jpg



Fathers 4 Justice!


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: BrightonRed on Thursday, June 9, 2005, 13:18:13
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "BrightonRed"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/trebblej82/1600.jpg



Fathers 4 Justice!


Hmm I should have investigated this further before pledging my allegiance...  :roll:

Oh well, I was gonna stand for Alcohol, Soft Drugs, Pornography, Football, and summertime whale tails http://www.whale-tail.com/sentin38.html

but I guess now it's gonna be child's right to see both parents and grandparents.


Title: lets do those green handed cunts
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, March 14, 2006, 02:00:17
*Bump*

A night of mad coloured hand warfare.