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Time has come 40 competitors arrived only 2 remain......its time for the

ANIMAL BOWL!

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First up we have the TIGER....

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Key facts:
largest of the 4 big cats
apex predator
up to 11ft long

The tiger is the largest of the cat empire, It uses it size and powerful jaws to destroy all in its path. Being a cat it enjoys fun, unfortunately for its victims, its favourite pasttime is PAIN.

Nickname - The Striped Assasin

Story so far - The tiger walked through group A and slaughtered the asian black bear 41-11 in the savage 16. In the evil 8 it squared up to the Hippo and battered him 20-14. The ferocious 4 saw the Tiger's closest death match just seeing off the Great White Shark 27-25.
He is ready and poised for the big one but can he lift the crown?

POLAR BEAR

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Key Facts:
Biggest of all bears
Lives in the artic.
Kills victims by crushing skull with one bite.

The world's largest land carnivore, the world's largest bear it can weigh up to a massive 700kg. Uses its sense of smell to hunt and can smell its prey over a mile away.

Nickname - Ice Ice Bastard.

Story so far - Locked in a 2 way fight in group stages which the bear ultimately won and then didnt even blink when destroying the Alligator Snapping Turtle. A tough Evil 8 against the crocodile led to the Bear derby with the Whites beating the Browns in an analogy I wont go into here.

Can the ice cold bastard lift the crown?

POLL SHUTS 9AM FRIDAY

A real toughie. I am going to have to think about this one rather than go with gut feeling...

I think it's fair to say that this is a match up worthy of the final. Two killing machines, bastards to the core. Big, strong and vicious pain inflicters. Basically proper hard cunts.

polar bear for me

Polar bear for me aswell.

Why? dont just come on here and say that you've voted, give your reasons!

Ok, I am going to go with the polar bear.

I think that the tiger and the bear probably rank equally in terms of ferociousness, resilience and bite/claws. However, the bear would take more damage, as well as being a much bigger bugger - I think his weight advantage would count.

Something like a middleweight vs heavyweight boxing match. Ish. Sort of.

Grizzly's can be tamed i've never heard of a tamed polar bear,plus polars live in extreme conditions.I would say the polar is more ruthless than you're average grizzly and I would think the polar bear is more Carnivorous than the grizzly bear.  

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I'm not bitter

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Seeing as how Spacey's being bitter and all.

Tiger for me, just has a bit more class about it. It's a hard bastard, but I bet it's wonderful to its mother.

make me !!!!

Got to be the polar bear. The only animal to actively hunt humans.

Fox's mints are harder than Frosties cereal, and don't go soggy when covered in milk. Tony the Tiger also speaks like a poof.

Therefore Polar Bear.

(Real reason: I saw a polar bear at Karlsruhe Zoo and he looked like he could kill just for the sake of it. The only exposure I have had to tigers are Tony the Tiger and Shere Khan - both soft cunts)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_oD1IsYbE

Therefore, Polar Bear

wouldn't have been my two for the final,but my vote is for tiger.

I'm abstaining on the basis that the 2 proper headcases (the badger and that mentalist bird) are out.

Tiger to win due to agility and speed factor, while polar bear is distracted by shrinking ice floes (just for talktalk)

Polar bear can sod off.  Should have been done by the grizzly in the last round.  Its all absolute nonsense.

Correct.

This is like Greece winning Euro 2004

So what?

Glacier mint dwelling twats. 

Worse. This is like us winning the Eurovision Song Contest.

The Polar Bear is in the final on merit.  I back it all the way.

Could the Honey Badger at least do the Animal Bowl Half-Time Show?

:)

Told you Orcas were hard:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8535618.stm

Even the pet ones will bump you off when you're not looking.

How can you not be looking when there's a fucking killer whale within ten miles?

only 1 vote in it with just over 12 hours left

I haven't voted the whole tournament. Should I start now?

What happens in the event of a draw? Do they have to have a wank off?

I agree. Grizzly shoulda made the final. Although i think the Tiger is a worthy finalist.

just under an hour left, ooooh the tension.

TIGER WINS WORLDS HARDEST CREATURE 2010 BY 30 VOTES TO 27.

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Thanks for the effort KOT. 

Thanks for the contest. I guess the Tiger is a decent enough winner.

utter bollocks. A polar bear would murder a tiger. FIX!!!!

you're remarkably bitter about a very silly (but very entertaining) competition  :)

That's Grrrrrreat.

I love a good pint or three of bitter me

Thanks KoT. Good forum action  :thumb:

Can you do a "World's Wettest Pussy" thing on the L&P one now please?