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Game 4 Poll closes saturday 9PM

HONEY BADGER

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Begbie came through a tough group quitely minding his business before destroying the cape Buffalo in the savage 16, could this be one step too far for the peoples champion?

GREAT WHITE SHARK

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Like the Hippo the Great white has never looked in trouble and has strolled through to this round. Destroyed the group stages before picking apart the evil Komodo dragon

I like the honey badger, I also like the Great White, but who would win in a fight?
They'res only one way to find out......FFIIIGGGGHHHTTTTT!!!

I'm desperately seeking an alliance with the Honey Badgers. They are the sort of animal you want on your side.

According to The Guinness Book of Records the Honey badger is the most fearless animal on the planet. A vote for anything else makes you an idiot.

This is certainly getting to the business end of the competition, badger is a total hard cunt, im siding with it. My reason: Im still bitter about the orca being cast out at the group stage and sharks shit themselves when they see an orca.

Spacey is right: Team Badger.

the orca going out was a disgrace and a low point for the tef,but the great white eats the mudda fucking badger who as mad a cunt as it is, aint the hardest.

arriba thinks that life is like a box of chocolates

If it was the badger would nick them off him and take a bite of his scrotum whilst he was at it.

Who did you vote for?  ???

What fucking bopards are voting for the shark?. It ain't funny.

You shark voting scum disgust me!

Sam Raimi talking about the inspiration for his classic horror masterpiece, The Evil Dead.

"It's long been believed that the unseen force that rips through the woods destroying everything in its path is a spirit summoned by reading passages from The Book of the Dead. It is infact a Honey badger."

That honey badger is the equivalent of a coked up chav with a knife. Fucking pussy.

Go fishy.

Yeah, well in Jaws The Revenge, the shark was defeated by a middle aged woman. How truly terrifying.

Even the picture of the badger fits into the shark's mouth.

Punch a shark hard enough on the nose and it'll fuck off.

Punch Begbie hard enough on the nose and it'll come back with a bottle and do ya.

Some people are just clueless.

In a suicidially fearless move the honey badger steams full force at Jaws, who promptly opens wide and swallows begbie whole. Hard he may be, but a mere snack for the shark. Being fearless does not make you hard.

Honey badger is the DMR of the animal kingdom* The poll don't lie.



*I didn't even have to google that, fact fans

I've been a staunch supporter of the honey badger from the beginning and against any of the other creatures I would've put it through, but the great white shark will make mince meat of it in seconds and will go on to win the whole thing outright.
It pained me to vote for the Great White, but be realistic folks, there is only one real winner.
Plus the shark doesn't have a scrotum that I know of.

Are there any odds on the last 8?
I wouldn't mind having a sneaky punt on the Great White for the title.

you might get long odds, the winner of this plays either the tiger or hippo in the ferecious four

I voted Shark cos I'm pissed off that the Komodo Dragon got voted out

Voted Honey Badger but I was swept along by the hype surrounding him due to his underdog status.

Can the Great White meet the Croc in the final. That would be some match

yes but the croc is neck and neck in his heat

Does a croc even have a neck ?

This.

Also, it's eating a fucking snake! Conclusive proof of what a hard geezer he is.

Time to take this battle to the microphone

I'm fearless
Fuck with me and you'll be earless
When it comes to fighting I'm the master
Got more power than a natural disaster
Bad things happen to those that slate me
It wasn't an earthquake that fucked up Haiti
Claim my place on the hardman throne
I'm the number one gangsta, Animal Capone

How d'ya like that Sharky Shark?!

haha, awesome

just because the badger is fearless doesnt mean its hard, it makes it a bit like a chav who think they are all that and put on this front.

I think that votes for the badger shouild be weighted becuase people who voted for the shark just because it's bigger are clearly abit thick and so their cote counts forless.

They call me great white,
I was born to fuckin fight,
Got more teeth than the tooth fairy,
My rhymes are tight but my vibe is lairy,
Little badger this ain't Wind in the Willows,
I'm hard as stone, you just soft like pillows,
Let's kick it old school and fight without any laws
Mess with me, I'll chomp you up like Jaws!

Awwwwwww yeah!!!! What yo gonna do now?? You got served!!!!

the honey badger,you serious,?you must be having a laugh
it wouldn't last a minute in a fucking tadpoles bath
the great white one has this in the bag,he is king of the seas
for he would bring flea ridden badger right down to its knees
no doubt about it the great white shark is too much for the badger
old honey aint even half the size of the white ones tadger
so tell me all you badger crew how many men you've ate?
old mighty great white likes to dine with limbs apon his plate

The great white is compensation for a small penis.

honey badger is compensation for a manky minge

White is the colour of surrender
This shark ain't a serious contender
These other fools how can you vote 'em?
I got razor sharp teeth and they're heading for your scrotum
If you're looking for an assassin, I'm the market leader
l'm a bigger threat than Al Qaeda
I'll crush the competition like tiny ants
When the shark sees me coming he's gonna shit his pants

Yeah, what's that you saying shark girl?!

Great white like coke nigga, I like it raw
I fucking you up, you silly little whore
Badboy SHARK, not dolphin like flipper
Son I'm the fuckin evil twin of Jack the ripper
I'll make you bleed, you'll be black, white and red
Mash you all up, you'll wish you were dead
Then you'll beg me for mercy like that Duffy soul singer
But I won't listen Honey Badger I want you for dinner



Ouch! It's gettin hot in here!!!!

how many chavs do you know that eat snakes?

Where's Barry the Ginster wrapper when you need him?

The badger beats the shark, are you serious?
Some of you begbie fans are fuckin' delirious
We're the Great White Massive, there ain't no stoppin' us
Not a badger, a tiger or a hippopotamus
For the badger to win, it's gonna take a miracle
Not just MC Honey B gettin' all lyrical

 :soapy tit wank:

I was all for honey badger until this shit descended into a playschool version of 8 mile.

Even after the nusery rhymes i'm voted for Badger. My understanding is that it is pound for pound, and the great white gets fucked over by "Free Willy" and the Honey badger is the most fearless animal, that makes him harder, surely?

Dolphins kill sharks.

If Flipper is harder than a shark, I'm going for the badger.

poll closes great white shark wins

Fking racist twat

How the fuck did the shark win you silly inbred fuckers.Whats wrong with you morons

Fuck me sideways I agree with DRS. Someone fetch me a rope.

It's a joke! This is finished as a serious competition.

the fact that the badger is a nutcase got it so far,but it's time rightly has come.
i'm more disapointed the jellyfish didn't get through.and the croc!!! it's a fucking dinosaur which has come throught thousands of years of evolution.that is fucking hard!

oooooo, it's a dinosaur, oooooo, it's survived thousands of years of evolution. It's a fucking handbag!

only to a cowardly human with a gun.that's cheating

Honey badgers shit bullets.

FUcking joke. I always wondered that the TEF was full of cerebrally challenged freaks but this proves it.

Shut up Bangers. Sharky boy walked it you losers.

Get it yourself you lazy student cunt

I think the point is that "walking it" is exactly what jaws can't do. He's not so fucking scarey when all you have to do to fox him is not go for a fucking swim is he.