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Title: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 22:14:39
HIPPO

[url width=501 height=650]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/Hippo-Yawn.jpg[/url]

Key Facts :

Aggresive killing machines

PIRANHA

[url width=288 height=432]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/Brazilianblackpiranhanormal.jpg[/url]

Key Facts:

have and intense PASSION for MEAT

BLACK MAMBA

[url width=354 height=500]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/BlackMamba2.jpg[/url]

Key Facts:

will not hesitate to unleash its VENOM on anything unlucky enough to get in its way

BIRD EATING SPIDER

[url width=400 height=294]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/Chicken-eating-spider.jpg[/url]

Key Facts:

Its a SPIDER that eats BIRDS

BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS

[url width=591 height=384]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/blueringoctopus.jpg[/url]

Key Facts:

will attack if provoked
one of the worlds most venomous creatures


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: spacey on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 23:50:47
I reckon those chickens hanging about behind the bird eating spider, deserve a mention.


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Rustle on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 11:08:13
It's got be the hippo,anything with a gob like that has got to be dangerous  :D


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: nevillew on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 11:46:33
Hippos kill more humans than any other animal in Africa (not insects)


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: adje on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 12:02:41
snakes just aren't hard-hippo for me


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Phil_S on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 13:17:13
The only thing with a hippo & why it will not win overall is that it eats grass which is not hard at all.
Went on Safari in Kenya a few years ago, & whilst we didn't get out of the vehicle to see the other animals we did for the Hippo's (Mind you they were in the River & if they had got out we'd have got in the truck sharpish) But for me it beats the rest in this group cos its got a temper.


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 13:56:28
yes the hippo is a vegetarian but so was hitler. genocidal maniacs the lot of them.


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Phil_S on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 15:43:31
yes the hippo is a vegetarian but so was hitler. genocidal maniacs the lot of them.

Hitler wasn't hard though was he. I reckon if you put him in a room one on one with any reasonable fit bloke he would have lost a fight. he was just a cunt


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 17:05:19
plus hippos hate jews


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: nevillew on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 19:55:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDL83LwfyzA

The prosecution rests m'lud.



Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 21:06:44
I saw a Doctor Brady Barr programme on Nat Geo Wild this week and he tracked down a black mamba in South Africa. He's one of the world's most experienced herpetologists and he was shitting himself.

He said the Mamba was one snake he would never handle and I can see why, they are fricking mental. Where as the King Cobra is large and scary, it is also very docile. The Mamba on the other hand is a psychopath and without anti-venom you will 100 % die in 30 mins!


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: spacey on Monday, February 15, 2010, 00:13:38
I agree with Ralphy.

How could you vote hippo?! Have you people never watched Rainbow?


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Saxondale on Monday, February 15, 2010, 00:27:47
Ah but thats the lesser spotted pink hippo.  Bummer of the hippo world.  Love gimp to a zippered nonce.


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: spacey on Monday, February 15, 2010, 00:48:01
Yeah, well there's no pink bummers in the Mamba world. They don't appear on kid's TV bumbling about in a camp way. Infact they probably eat kids and TVs..... fuck off big plasma ones at that!


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, February 15, 2010, 00:49:23
It's got be the hippo,anything with a gob like that has got to be dangerous  :D
My wife is very dangerous - Happy Valentine's love.


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: nevillew on Monday, February 15, 2010, 09:10:00
I saw a Doctor Brady Barr programme on Nat Geo Wild this week and he tracked down a black mamba in South Africa. He's one of the world's most experienced herpetologists and he was shitting himself.

He said the Mamba was one snake he would never handle and I can see why, they are fricking mental. Where as the King Cobra is large and scary, it is also very docile. The Mamba on the other hand is a psychopath and without anti-venom you will 100 % die in 30 mins!

As opposed to only 50% dying you mean ?


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, February 15, 2010, 21:55:59
22 hours til vote closes 2nd place up for grabs, its wide open


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: penhill red on Monday, February 15, 2010, 22:49:20
Snake gets the vote, hippos are too friendly!


Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 GROUP H
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, February 16, 2010, 19:26:20
Hippo from piranha!!! please lock