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Yes? or no?

I'm awake.

I'm not sure why, I'm quite tired and have nothing I need to be doing. Didn't even bother watching Late Kick off this week, was it as bad as the first two?

I've not even bothered with it. Am watching Dave on catchuptv.

Forgive me for asking Nemo, but are you currently in bath at university?

Yeah, I thought you already knew that. First year at the proper Uni.

I did not know that. I had an inkling but was never fully aware


How are you finding it? Living up to expectations?

It's pretty good, exams are all over now. I'm still amazed by how much free time I have, even though everyone says University students don't know they're born. It's just crazy how much time I have to spend sitting on my arse on forums.

To any taxpayers reading this in disgust, thanks for the loan and everything :D

haha yeah we have a week off now dont we. properly looking forward to it, especially as a ;arge part of my last six months was spent in slough.

Make the most of the first year. Apparently after that you have to do actual meaningful work and stuff which sounds rubbish. What course you doing?

BBA, so I'll be spending first six months of next year in a proper job as well. Sounded like a good idea at the time.

Is it just me or is the Union in Bath a bit crap? So far this year they've managed two comedy nights with the same person and one band who I'd only vaguely heard of. Stupid small Uni. Everyones idea of fun seems to involve going to Bristol.

Holey fucking shit i do exaclty the same course?"?"?"?"?"?"?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The union is rrrrrubbish. Bristol is good, but a pain to get to. And a pain to get back from, especially when drunk and in a taxi. Bath is a good place, especially when compared to swidnon

You're the year above then I'm presuming?

Also, this is not a Late Night Thread so much as a chat. Come on Samdy, say Hi. Any babies yet?

Aye I am. My advise, don;t go to slough for your placement. And if you do, don't live there.

And yeah, any mini sams?

Thanks for the advice, I'm hoping to head back to Swindon or west to Cardiff or something, really depends what's available though, everything so far has been in London which I really don't want to (can't afford to) do.

No mini-Sam yet.

Was hoping for the hospital to call today (yesterday?) but it never came.

Trying to delay sleep although I know i'll be cursing it if baby comes tomorrow.

Yes, you should be asleep. Might be the last night of uninterrupted sleep you get for a while.

Hello soap dodgers. Worse if anything. I particularly savoured the pundits' view on Plymouth's new American international signing:

Pearce: So Graeme what do you know about him?
Murty: Erm, nothing
Rosenior: I don't know much about him either

(I'm paraphrasing slightly, but it's not far off).

But our own LJF has the hardest shot in the South/Southwest at 73mph, trailed by our own Phil Smith and our ex-loanee HRK both on 72. (Billy P managed 66 but made up for it by masking up like a bank robber)

Are they still insisting on playing shit music behind the 10 seconds of highlights they can show?

Won't make much difference Sam - you'll get carried through on a wave of nerves->elation. A day or so after mind and you'll be like a zombie.

Yeah, and Jonathan Pearce is continuing his gradual transmogrification into looking like a somewhat jaded tranny who's finally realised it's time to put away the makeup. Rosenior and Murty look like they're seriously considering ending it all.

Mirroring the audience.

Alright chumps, as a fellow student I'm making the most of my week off by not going to work and getting up about 4pm today. Bored as fuck now. On the lash with the missus tomorrow night though so bound to get some sex cos I'll ensure she's hammered and puts out.

And they say the age of chivalry is gone ...

If I get my wife drunk she will either fall asleep and snore or puke.

Gave up years ago and live like a monk instead.

I fell asleep shortly after watching this thread :)

About to head out and i feel very tipsy already :( Food will help, it always does.

And i think I saw nemo today!!! He was hanging around a park though, so i didn't speak to him for fear he was not a friendly student and would infact rape me

Your wife can puke while asleep? Weird.

I once got absolutely shitted and woke up covered in puke. I was around my mates and asleep on the floor under his cabin bed (i was only about 15/16) and thought he'd puked on me from above. I'd ate copious amounts of pizza earlier and was in a sleeping bag. It was like i'd puked cheese over everything and it was all glued in to the zips and my long hair. It was fucking vile. And funny, like the sharp exit.  :-[

who can honestly say they havent puked on someone whilst involved in the act of lovemaking

many times mex, many times

Very likely, I pretty much walked round the whole of Oldfield Park this afternoon looking for my friend's house. It's be fair to say her directions are fucking shocking, they extended to "turn left at Tescos" which is about half a mile away.

I didn't know you knew what I looked like mind. Wasn't even wearing my orange and white stripes today.

Surely the little crippled fin gives you away anyway?

Do you not look like the guy in your picture?

No more than you look like a dancing Banana.

Well after weeks of waiting it looks like tonight's the night. The wife's waters have just broken, just got to wait for everything else to kick in now. Looks like it'll be an all-nighter :)

All the best to you and the wife.

Best of luck Sam, one more seat at the CG filled hopefully.

oooh how exciting it might be quick though - i had Gianluca within an hour of my waters being broken! Good luck kids x

Well the hospital want us in now, so we're off!

Good luck

Fuck. Fingers crossed for you all Sam. "Go, go, go"

Good luck Sambo.

Hope it all goes ok mate

oooh how exciting, any news?

Maybe we should have a dedicated 'Sprog Watch' thread, with the amount of babies being popped out!

Hope everything goes ok.

Came back from the hospital about 2.30 this morning because contractions hadn't started. Been back up there because they did start and Nic was in a bit of pain but we've been sent home again!

God!! This baby really doesn't wanna cone out!! Haha!

Good luck to you and wife fella.

I know they are extremely busy up in the babies ward at the moment. There are 21 babies in SCBU at the moment- they are only supposed to have 18 max!

yaaay go sam!

We kinda went through the same thing nearly 18 yrs ago,they say the more you walk about helps to bring it on but im not sure how true that is.

Shame if you wanted to call it Max then, Samdy.

boom boom

Fucking hell, it's only a baby, surely the important news you were all waiting on was to know if my cunning plan succeeded (it didn't)

if you can't get your bird to fuck you without plying her with booze then you have a problem.at your age you should be at it like rabbits

Doesn't help when you call her a cunt and sack off her off and hit the casino with the boys

You're like a little West country Danny Dyer, David

Only without the charm :)

You were criticising someone for crap english recently...

Or the looks!!  ;)
DMR! Your such a little scamp!! Don't swear at your good lady! You will get much less podging this way!  

Oh bejesus, I'm not that bad yet... I hope

Sorry nevillew, normally I can type to a coherent standard. I will flagellate myself accordingly.

You're not wrong

Sack off her off sounds like a Russian bird I know..... :)

well spelt.

Cheers xx

ahhhh I was only joking! I'm hardly an oil painting myself! For some reason though I always imagine in my head you always wear a little cricket outfit?? I'm not sure why?!

I do love to venture out in my whites in full batting gear, certainly helps when you get in a scrap

So to carry on, what's everyone up to?

I'm not tired, possibly due to the fact I went to bed at 8:30 last night. I have a load of work I need to do so I may get some done in the next couple of hours, but I'm mindful I need to keep my mind fresh for the quiz tomorrow.

It's also looking like I will spend longer in the car than I will at the client's tomorrow, which is not good.

I'm debating what to have for dinner and supposed to be sorting out my weekend bag for Cardiff as I'm off there on Friday, via Devizes tomorrow morning. Just been rinsed for train tickets as my motor's fucked.

I could have given you a lift in, I''m going to Cardiff on Friday though it would be rediculously early

Ridiculously early would have been an extreme struggle! Meeting t'others at Bristol for beverages en-route, cheers though

Just back from the pub - on the wrong side of too much beer (Box Steam Brewery - dark beer called Cog - very nice).

Just faffing around on the web to avoid getting a decent nights kip.

I went out and we thought up many inapropriate jokes, involving rape, children and dead babies.

Dead baby jokes are ace.