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By a fruit machine in a pub?

(This may have been a dream :oops: )

Not teh kind of dreams i have!

I know,why i'm dreaming about spotty internerds i'll never know :x

Sign of a break down Yeovil

I did meet someone who thought they knew me from here though.... well they were asking about me in apartments. anyone know who that may have been?

Was it Asher?

I was talking to a mate yesterday, in a pub, by a fruit machine, who was in that pic of Swindon Town Dave in the CGH.

 Maybe it was him.

Ive only been to the Dolphin and the Runner.

It must have been a dream, how odd.

Marie have you got a stalker? 8)

It was only a matter of time time, my money is on Dave Blackcurrent  :shock:

Haha!! Why on earth would you think that?!

I wouldn't have been in Apartment, i don't have any money, or a highlighted mullet.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: spot on.

yeah sorry that was me! i was smashed! i was talking to your mate steph who i haven't seen for ages. she used to go out with one of my mates & i was just seeing what she's up to. i think she said they're back together, but i have a habit of forgetting everything when i'm pissed.

anyway thought i reckonised you from that pic you posted before, so i asked if your name was marie, she said yes, that was all. sorry if i scared you  :)

See it werent me, think she kind of knows who I am and whats wrong with a gay highlighted mullet?

Hehe, I know.  

There's nowt wrong with a highlighted mullet, incidentaly I had mine cut on Friday, I don't think it's tecnically long enough to be a mullet anymore though.  All my highlighted bits are gone now too, as they were only at the ends, looked cool they did.

Im sure it did Tom, however mine may be off soon, im off to turkey in 2 weeks and dont fancy having to do it while I am away, we will see, ive been thinking of getting rid for 6 months

get rid!

I need a haircut, i look a bit like a classy tramp.

Haircuts are the way forward. I've known this since Friday 8)

I'mve been waiting for my sister to qualify as a hairdresser to save some bunce, but she's taking too long.  :x

You don't want her giving you a crappy mullett though do you  :soapy tit wank:

Id let his sister give me whatever she wanted!

if it was in the dolphin in devizes then it was me  :D

classy? you sure!!

 I used to go in the Dolphin in The Vize.....would go to gigs in the Corn Exchange......Mel Bush was promotor......every other pub seemed to do Waddy's, whereas I was more of a Courage keg man :oops: being 17 and not knowing the differnce..

The British Lion usually has Courage and Fullers on draught, they're the only non-wadworth pubs in devvy  8)

So what is The Dolphin now?

still courage i think

i usually go in there for a quick one, so it's normally a lager in there

Despite Waddy's being a decent beer there is something to be said for variety.

I fucking hate 6X but when the winter's settled in and JCB is on, well, that's one of the nicest pints on earth

My sister is a qualified hairdresser.  She used to work in the 'creative team' she's given up, as a job now, but still does my hair, and her friends etc.

Real men have skinheads  Fact!

Ive got one and so has Sonic ,you don't get any more manly than that. :P

Had a skinhead for a year circa 2001, hence I probably wont do it again for a while.  I've had more hairstyles than you've had hot dinners, or than David Beckham has had, well....hairstyles. :?

I doubt you've had more haircuts than ive had hot dinners.

Im quite big boned :P

I know, I just can't resist using that phrase in such a situation, it's ace.

i think what you should have said is

i've had more haircuts than you have diets  :D  i'm sure someone said that to me once  :oops:  :disapprove:

oh yes!

So far this year I've had 156 hot dinners and 1 salad. (Was a pork pie salad mind)

That's only one hot dinner per day.  

Mind you, I suppose you mean dinner in the true sense of the word, ie. evening meal, so therefore it would only be 1 a day, otherwise you'd just be greedy.

Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins I've largely managed to avoid

 Pride Envy Anger Sloth Greed Gluttony Lust......of the others,  greed and envy would be low ranking .....whereas Pride Anger Sloth and Lust would be right up there