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Fuck yes. 

Disgusting.

Who gives a fucking toss!

Why don't you start a thread called What's your favourite bit about breathing? You could make it into a poll

Inhaling
Exhaling

Vote now!

My favourite bit about breathing is that part in between inhaling and exhaling.

I prefer the bit inbetween exhaling and inhaling.

Thats called inbetweening.

Ooh good shout.

I cant breath :(

Good point spacey, it is a bit sad to post on a forum about your favourite beer snack.  Of course, you are so cool, you responded to the same thread with anger and sarcasm.  Oh, how I wish I was like you - I'd be so smug and happy.  That would be brilliant, and people would think I was "edgy".

Sigh.

You'll just have to content yourself with being a bellend

There it is again.  Brilliant.  How do you come up with this stuff?  You are so much better than me it hurts.

Didn't you start the last thread about pickled eggs?

I might have done.  I like pickled eggs, and I'm not cool and cutting edge like spacey.

pickled eggs are ace.as are onions,red cabbage,cauliflower,and gherkins.
love it!

Thank you arriba.  Good man. 

Spacey isn't cool or cutting edge. He thinks he is (plus a few hangers on). I prefer the blunt Fred Elliot, the cynical Reg or the alternative politics of Davis myself.

Pickled eggs are disgusting though. Sorry.

Now tempt me with hot pickled lime chutney and I might just be your friend.

ahh talk talk.that stuff is the bomb.
stuck in my cab  and hungry as fuck. :(

Now stop getting yourselfs into a pickle chaps...cut it out now.

Hot pickled lime chutney - superb.  I stand by pickled eggs.  I appreciate you're support in disagreeing with spacey - some on here seem to treat him as the Hans Solo of the TEF.

50 year old man tells man in late 30's "You're not cool"

In other news, smoking is bad for you and shit's a bit whiffy

Misspelling Billy my boy. Hand Solo.

Astonishingly funny. I had better get some Sellotape to repair my sides.

 ::)

Well it only took 500 woodbines to kill my grandad....they were in a big wooden crate and fell on his head at Southampton Docks.

Now that is funny.

50 year old man laughs at a Tommy Cooper joke. In other news Tommy Cooper was the funniest man ever.

I don't get it

I'm not 50.  I'm about half that.  I'm not cool.  Far from it.  I wish I was you, I really do. 

I wasn't talking to you

So sorry.  I'll wait to be spoken to next time.  The floor is yours, HRH spacey...

Keep going. If you were on stage you would have been pelted with eggs by now. Which you would probably enjoy because that would be oh so alternative.

Pickled egg, anyone?

That's better.

Crack another one.

onion is better cut into rings and just soaked in vinegar for a couple of hours. My nan used to put a bit of brown sugar in it as well. lush.

Oh, and you hardly ever see garlic pickle these days, which is also very tasty.

There's a Pataks one in a jar if you like a curry version. Alternatively, it's not difficult to make it yourself?

On the subject of garlic I was in a pub in the wilds of Warwickshire a couple of weeks ago and there was a basket of the biggest bulbs of garlic that I have ever seen in my life on the bar. The landlady said "yes, home grown. Take a few bulbs and roast them with onion and olive oil for an hour or so. Lovely on fried potatoes". I am planning this one...

I'm downright flabbergasted Spacey is late 30's, had him pinned as 28 tops.

hahaha really?

Im a hanger on :(

Gherkin's should be banned.

i pickle my own eggs (not eggs i lay), i've done a batch with chilli in them

that's my contribution

I get that quite a lot, David. It's because I'm so cool and cutting edge.

If that was directed at me, you're working too hard