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check out davina boots fred.

:-)

Yesss Vinnie Jones, so sick :D

its all about the boots !

I've just sat and watched basshunter making a snowman for the last half hour!! Is it wrong to fancy him a bit?   :-[

Only if it's wrong to want a go on lady sovereign

I'd smash the shit out of Lady Sovereign. :D

as far as im aware she bats for the other team boys...

Hahaha! She's a dirty lezzer I reckon!

Great minds think alike!

Even better

I'll fuck the strraight into her.

i'd give her a good one!!

Was it too cold for him to go fishing then?

Lick my Arse Orifice

Took me a while to get it, but when i did how i laffed!

Very good donkey.

Can we do one of those word replacement things for Lick my Arse Orifice?  Perhaps Loving My Arse Orifice or similar?

I still didn't  get it??

bass is a type of fish

...and he hunts them, just to be clear.

What, how he makes a man out of snow?

I made a snow-woman once.  Huge rack.  I was very sad we they started to melt.

Oh I see! I need to brush up on my fish triva obviously!  :-[

Better get your Skates on in time for the quiz  :)

I like it.

Carpe diem Jamiesfuturewife

Surely a quiz is not the plaice for skates though.

And to thing this thread was started for Fred, he loved his puns. Don't ya, me old kipper.

Wish you lot would stop carping on about fish

Another thread floundering due to puns.

Pfft....you lot are just making fish puns for the halibut.

Apparently someone was looking for me in here?

We've been whiting for you.

For goodness hake, I didn't mean to carp on with fish puns. I'm saury.  :fishing:

For cod sake stop it now!

there's a time and a plaice for puns like these. i've justabout haddock with this forum today, cant take it any more. 

Hehe fish 8)

I know certain people get sick to the gills when threads deteriorate into puns, but this thread has made me smile.

This thread is punnage on a great scale.

I await the next pun with baited breath.

god you're all a buch of sad act's sitting infront of a PC trying to come up with fish puns, I bet at you were never the life and sole of any party

Celebrity big brother is a load of tripe though

Week effort, you are floundering terribly.

Some of you are really putting your Carp and Sole into these

I was :fishing: hoping to catch a bottom feeder

Anywho! Back on topic does anyone else think that Katerina reminds them of a character from like those weird Russain fairytails like the tinderbox girl or something??

I caught a bit live last night and she was in bed with Basshunter! He's a bit of a slime though

This program is worth watching for Stephen Baldwin alone.

Here is a guy who is 43, and has been sober for 21 years now.

Last night he was teaching the cagefighter how to throw an uppercut, which he himself had been taught by Iron Mike Tyson.

Anyone watch last night? Vinnie, a Leeds fan, got to see highlights of the Spurs vs. Leeds game. Wish they'd shown him the highlights of our game instead.

Ive actually been really enjoying it this year - Ive dipped in and out a little bit but on the whole its been more fun than usual.

Really tough call on whos going to win - the crowd seemed to be turning on Vinnie abit the other night   

I liked Vinnie to start off with, now I think he's a bit of a cock.

He gives it out but cant take it!! it annoys me!

I like all the others - Alex is a bit thick but seems OK they reckon its him or Dane dont thye?

I put £30 on Vinnie winning. I think he might not win now.  :cry:

I don't think he'll win but I hope it does. I think it will probably be Dane Bowers, I don't mind him but if he wins he'll probably release a comeback single, which would be terrible as he can't sing at all. It's been one of the best series I've seen, the tree of temptation was a great idea.

Hmmm so Alex won! How random!!

Was surprised to see Alex win. Vinnie did not look happy!! He shot himself in the foot by thinking all he had to do to win was turn up.

Is he the cross dressing one?

yes