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Should I have bought my Turkey yet?

I havent, have I fucked up?

I dont really like Turkey to be honest.

Yeah, you should've bought it in September. You're never going to find one now.

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I'm having duck instead.

maybe ill have Duck they have them cheap in Sainsburys,maybe ill have both (subject to availability)

Will add a few quid to the Bill.

you quack me up.


I feel dirty now. In a bad way.

What about cheese, on a bed of toast?

Are you eating alone Yeo?

haha no im having my mum and her fella over and my brother and my Dog will get some too.

duck on christmas? that may russtle some feathers.

I'll be on the beach. I think that I might treat myself to a Red Snapper, fish is the Asian turkey. Gobble gobble.

A mate of mine is having three birds. A bird inside a bird inside a bird. Crazy...

kinky

I'll be eating my Christmas dinner in a the local Singaporean restaurant

I havent even brought a tree yet - theres none left anywhere now!

Yeo, Aldi have some good deals on food, that's where i'll be getting mine from, probably.

http://catalog.aldi.com/core/main.php?&SITEID=18545&PROJECTNR=87&PHPSESSID=31c5b77a4986a1de70072c3c72c8686a

Whole stuffed duck £9.99
Fresh turkey crown £6.99
Beef or pork joint £6.99

I thought you work as an event planner? You didn't even plan to get a tree?  :D

I'm having duck breast for Christmas.  Lush!

Not for the duck...

Sod the duck, he won't know.  The turkey on the other hand poor bugger will know exactly what its been reared for!

Isn't Goose the bird of choice this Christmas? Its making a comeback apparently. Very popular in Dickensian England.....

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WOOOO!!

mmmm this is for new year (3 bird roast)
http://www.coedwynog-geese.co.uk/Coedwynog-Geese_Online-Shop.htm
and lamb,beef, turkey crown and gammon for christmas
I love meat

http://recipes.lovetoknow.com/wiki/Mock_Goose_Recipe

Liked the way they moulded the legs and wings to make it look real....eaten on mass during wartime

When did you realise it was nearly Christmas?  :)

August. Like Tesco's.

still no tree - attempted to put outside lights in my bush (no pun intended!) but they are broke!

Where did Scrooge McDuck live??? cause thats what my house looks like!!

You live in a mansion with a room full of gold?

No that was his money bin not his house silly!!

Best Christmas Day I ever had was a few years back.  I'm not a massive fan of tradition and live with my mum at the time (teenager, not sad old man) - we cooked a lamb curry and got drunk all afternoon.

I have no set routine - me and the Mrs mix it up every year in terms of where we go on what day - have three families to visit in about five days and I like the variety.  I couldn't stand doing the same thing every year.

So it was. He did live in a mansion though.

Scrooge McDuck lived in Duckberg.

Whoop I now have a tree - its a fake one that was reduced to £12 in Sainsburys - I didnt relaise it was Black till I got it home! Oh well now its up and decorated its fine!

Less of a scrooge house now!

How big is it?

6ft!

Did it take you long to fathom out how to put it up ?

Maybe she got a tinsel bit confused eh, Nev?

Fairy nuff.

Don't forget to vacuum up the needles JFW, in a couple of weeks  :)

dinner at the marriot in swindon xmas day, yum yum.