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Burton Albion defender Ryan Austin has been ruled out for the rest of the season after snapping the anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/burton_albion/8393424.stm

insert slow hand clap here

errr. so?

Oh I get it. It was supposed to be like Charlie Austin. I think you should be banned for putting this in the wrong section.

cock

Pointless....

I thought it was good Gaz ;)

I suggest everybody clicks the report to moderator button, which will fill the mods emails up with hate. It'll be ignored but it's all we can do.

And at tans too.

Thanks Sonic and Ben, i've got your emails. i'm not sure what you want me to do :D

keep it up, let's see how much abuse and vile people throw at me and I'll update my facebook status to reflect this!

Well not much abuse and vile so far gaz. Someone called you a cock, but I don't think their heart was in it. I'll be sure to be checking on your facebook status, although I always do anyway. I've set up an rss feed to change my desktop into your most recent updates.

This amused me.

Fuck the shit off, go listen to that dead paedo freak you have an erection for, even though he's done fuck all since the mid 90's (apart from touch children inappropriately)



Was that what you were hoping for gazza? Cos nobody seems to be biting on your 'joke' *sigh*

Its ok, i found it witty and original.

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Needs a bit more sincerity but it's a start :D

BTW MJ was never found GUILTY of anything (Chandlers Daddy topped himself out of guilt as well) but let's not turn this into a Michael Jackson thread, poor Austin.

It's also true...

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Ben, can you hook me up with that RSS?

Ben that is stalkertastic

Thats ok just de-activated my account, ultimate of cuntish things to do really so go ahead save all my pictures, post them on here,  send the RSS Feed to everyone. Post a nice link here and then post my interests and personal information on here so you can all take the piss, then post what my Mum says and what my girlfriend has said so you can all take the piss. remember its all posted over the internet so its fair game isnt it? 

What is cuntish about it ?

I bet Ben has only just done that this afternoon to yank your chain Gaz

Ha ha. Pure comedy gold reaction.

Has your 'joke' back-fired?!

you should be honoured

yes silly joke but still... people ALWAYS need to get personal when it comes to me.

I think that sums it up Gaz. If you want things to stay private then dont publish them all over the internet, its simple really

Because you bite. Just let it go over your head. Be a man. Grow some balls and shrug it off. No-one means it personally.

you post it on face book gaz, so whats the deal with it being on someones desktop?

haha gazza you spastic. I took a screenshot and saved it as my desktop you stupid cunt.

I'm enjoying this thread immensly.

Keep up the good work people.

I understand that but I have a facebook account with pictures etc, because of my family and friends in Canada, yes Ok I could email each person individually etc. but my family who I would otherwise not talk to etc and see my pictures can talk to me free on the messenger client and see my pictures of what I am up to, read what I am up to etc. I finally get on with my Mum etc who lives in Canada etc. I shouldnt have to block things and block people I like and get on with just becuase they will take the piss and post it on message boards. No one else has their facebook stati and personal stuff posted on here. So yes I will bite when people get personal because unlike most people (not all),  I cant see family etc every fucking day I only wish I could. So when my mum says "why did you delete your facebook, we can't see pictures of our baby nephew growing up" I shall simply say, oh you can just look on thetownend.com

just dont add people who you dont want to see the stuff.

that made me soapy tit wank

Thats more like the vile and hate I was looking for....

sorry but how anal is using a word such as stati.

Gary you are the very definition of drama queen, drama llama, stressy bessy, crisis cystitis, or whatever the kids call it now.

to add to this this not being a real word, statuses would have sufficed.

Fucking hell Gaz, if I got all stressed at some of the pictures Ben has doctored of me and put on here then I would be in a fucking looney bin by now.

You need to chill son and dont react to it...................... why do you think people do it ? it's not malicious it's just comical to see the old red mist come down

But Gaz, you take Facebook status updates to an insane level. You'll be telling us when you're going for a shit and knocking one out next.

Christ, if I updated my status about my missus half as much as you do she'd call me a silly cunt.

Anyone would think you're just looking for attention...

Pictures of me doctored dont bother me, I would even use some as profile pictures before, was even one of me in an Oxford shirt, its people referring to my gf etc. and my gf always replies to my facebook status so she is part of that. I'm not as clued up about RSS feeds so my gf's comments would be posted on there. Ok it was a hoax or whatever but I am thick as shit about that so sounded real to me!

can you post pics of your bird so i can wank over them please gazza

Further proof we should have used my idea for the name of our quiz team!!

I have not read one comment on here about your GF that is derogatory ............... plenty of leg pulling about "Gaz is missing Sadie"

but thats all it is....it's a piss take

it's what the TEF do !


Oh and I am with arriba, any chance of a pic ?

:nod:

elaborate

  I saw this on the BBC site, t'other day, thought I'd see some mong posting it on thisis. Proper old skool Gazzza good work.

wow. ultra overreaction.

i'm looking forward to seeing ingvild this weekend. in fact, i'm going to make it my facebook status!

I'm sure someone will post a pic shortly.

Team name was going to be "Gary Stanley's Facebook Profile"

it was going to be "Gary is looking forward to seeing Sadie" :)

how come you de-friended me on facebook? i've never once mentioned her! i think it's nice.

Please, for the love of god dont post a picture of MJ

I de-friended everyone bar family and friends in Canada pretty much.

I would like to say I vittoed this!  :D

Then for the rest of the night everyone was mean to me instead!

Dan Jackson likes this

Not that I should have to explain it but, my gf doesn't live in Swindon so I look forward to seeing her on the weekend. I do fuck all during the week unless football is on so... Yes I do look forward to it. Perhaps she also thinks its nice to know I am thinking of her. Every week yes I say looking forward to seeing her, is that a crime? Hopefully if things go well and we move in together, I am not going to be writing that am I?

and Ben  :D

Gone now ;)

you will make someone a wonderful husband one day x

Probably done them a favour so they dont ahve to read about Sadie :)

Ahem! I think i was the perennial gent...

Gaz, don't take this the wrong way (although I know you undoubtedly will) but it just smacks of "Hey, look at me, I've actually got myself a girlfriend! Yes, Gary Stanley actually has a girlfriend! And I want everyone to know about it so I'm going to post it all over the internet EVERY DAY!".

If you want your girlfriend to know you're thinking of her then send her a text or phone her you daft bell-end.

Ok everyone else was mean except you!!

I used to like reading it gaz :(

I've not even posted in this thread and I've been defriended!

i've said loads behind your back, it's probably for the best i'm not on your friends list :)

This thread had me worried for a second!

I'm with Gazza on this to be fair.If it bothered you that much Sam why didn't you remove him?

It didn't bother me; it amused me.

The thing is i imagine he added people as he thought they were mates it's ok taking the piss but we have people on here who have never met gazza and he does not have a clue who they are so why should they be plastered over a forum.

Don't get me wrong he did go on about orgies and shit a bit too much but that's his choice i suppose

What a great thread to return home to.

What, I want to know really is why is it always looking forward to.

Couldnt you have said 'cant wait to' or 'is exicted about'

At one point I'd thought you changed your name to Gary Stanley is looking forward to.

Bloody spot on.

:eek: DMR agrees with me?! Jesus wept.

I feel equally uncomfortable but I hope we can both work past it for the sake of the greater good i.e. taking the piss out of Gary!

I think I can handle that.

I'd like to apologise for calling gaz a spastic earlier. It's not a nice word. I believe the correct term is scopee.

classic stanley - is his uncle still a lawyer?

Haha, takes me back to when me and (mainly) J1mmy accused him of being a paedo! That was a bit much.

Its actually quiet depressing that, that was so long ago.

Must be the TEFs birthday soon?

today

on no. sunday.

merlin tomorrow?

If you buy me a pint...

I know he will be with the love of his life now - as it is the weekend of course.....but...

Gazza - what a prick you can be sometimes.....

Fuck me talk about loving the attention.......

Can you add me on facebook so you can de-friend me please :)

I might have to give it a miss.

:(

Sam Binstead was looking forward to seeing that pint at the weekend.

If I can scrounge together enough cash for two pints I'll buy you one.

If I remember correctly, I bought you a pint back in June, just after you told us the missus was pregnant.

Are we playing saturday. I might make a tef cake. Or I might not. Have to see how we go.

I jest. Although the ratio of pints Sam bought for Ben to pints Ben bought for Sam is probably quite in your favour at the moment.

exactly. You owe me at least 5.

You've blown your chances of complementary Guinnii from me, young Santer. You have stood me up too many times.

Sorry dude. I'd forgot about saying I'd pop up in the county after the first time I couldn't make it. I often end up busy at the weekends, and there haven't been that many Saturday home games since then.

More excuses than...

Hmmm. I'm having trouble with an analogy here. Can anybody help me out?

A small crumb of comfort Gazza is i thaught it was a good title...it got me muttering..but i mutter easy....mutter is a good word,so is muttering...dont take things to heart,your a valued member of the phenomemom that is called  the TEF.

More excuses than a mrs when you've been married for 5 years?

Is it just status updates which have been put on here? No photos etc. = no harm done.

In terms of the thread title I bet a lot of people thought 'oh fuck'. Good stuff.

Stop picking on Gazzza you cunts.

Pure TEF Gold.

Nice one Gazza! :D