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Title: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Langers on Friday, November 27, 2009, 19:44:24
...has been involved in a serious car crah. No link yet, just heard it on Talksport

Just found this on a US websit

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-bk-tiger-woods-accident,0,1369881.story


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Langers on Friday, November 27, 2009, 19:46:31
BBC now have it as breaking news too although they say 'unconfirmed'

EDIT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/8383782.stm


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: leefer on Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:10:44
Very strange indeed...


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:20:38
hope he's alright? anyone got him on the old death predictions


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:24:33
Apparently he needs a new driver


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: leefer on Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:25:51
Apparently he needs a new driver

Quality.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:27:48
Something doesn't add up. He hits a fire hydrant at under 33mph in a Escalade and is suffering serious injuries? Those things are built like tanks.....

Sorry for the lack of puns.....


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jonny72 on Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:30:35
...has been involved in a serious car crash.

Has anyone ever been involved in a funny car crash?


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:32:16
facial lacerations according to sky sports news, now dont get me wrong but at 5am on the morning of princess dianas death thats what she had, it then progressed to cut thighs. so if mr woods has cut thighs hes fucked


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: leefer on Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:34:27
Something doesn't add up. He hits a fire hydrant at under 33mph in a Escalade and is suffering serious injuries? Those things are built like tanks.....

Sorry for the lack of puns.....

He hit a tree as well...they stay hit.....i once knocked over a clown jonny,bloody hilarious.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Langers on Friday, November 27, 2009, 20:37:08
Has anyone ever been involved in a funny car crash?

Probably - we cant take everything seriously...


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Doore on Friday, November 27, 2009, 21:38:25
Has anyone ever been involved in a funny car crash?

Not me, but once in a car park my lady threw a ten minute strop that someone had slightly scratched her car door, and wanted to somehow find the offender and tell them what for.  After ten minutes of heated debate I convinced her there was nothing we could do.  We got in to the car, she put it in reverse, and went back at full pelt - straight in to a bollard, caving in the back bumper and the boot. 

I deserve a medal for not pissing myself laughing at the time, but it always make me snigger when I think back to it.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, November 27, 2009, 21:41:27
He is out of hospital already


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: leefer on Friday, November 27, 2009, 21:46:22
Sounds par for the course DRS.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: pride_of_wilts on Friday, November 27, 2009, 22:02:51
His drive was a fairway for a trip unless he was going for tee.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Sussex on Friday, November 27, 2009, 22:40:20
Obviously a better putter than a driver.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Langers on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 07:24:23
A little Birdie tells me he is gioing to be fine


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 07:45:53
It was never a fore gone conclusion.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: JPC82 on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 08:04:42
He only went out to get a sandwedge for his tee


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 08:22:27
It was a fair way to go just for a sandwedge.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: pauld on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 09:34:26
Shouldn't laugh, sounds like he might be feeling a bit rough


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 09:37:28
Apparently his mrs kicked fuck out of him hence the scrattches.

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Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y94jbNQy



Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Zurich Red on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 11:41:37
Sounds like he'll need a new 'caddy' at least.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 12:40:19
Some might say she was green with envy


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 14:05:46
Some might say she was green with envy

That's par for the course !!


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: pauld on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 14:13:18
Rumours that he crashed because he wasn't concentrating properly on his driving. Was picking his nose apparently, not the first golfer to be undone by a bogey


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: DV on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 14:59:37
Apparently his mrs kicked fuck out of him hence the scrattches.

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y94jbNQy



I think its disrespectful and rude to post about peoples personal lives on the internet.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: pauld on Saturday, November 28, 2009, 15:17:04
I think its disrespectful and rude to post about peoples personal lives on the internet.
Ha, ha, ha, top work Dave. Unless Tiger posted it all on his facebook page of course


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 08:33:44
What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Tiger hit a tree and a fire hydrant. He couldn't decide between an iron and a wood.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 09:15:53
Tiger made a poor choice...He should've used a driver.

I hear Tiger's wife has improved his game...She made him a true scratch golfer.

Tiger's been dropped by Gillette after admitting his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.

How can Tiger Wood's be the world's best golfer? He couldn't eevn avoid a water hazard that was in front of him.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning ?
The went clubbing.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jonny72 on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:05:25
Looks like it kicked off again at the Woods house over night.

News reports are saying a blonde women was taken away by ambulance from his home over night.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: bobby on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:09:01
Surely a wind up? I no its been reported in the news but it wouldnt surprise me if it is something like that kid who they said got stuck in a hot air ballon!


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:11:35
I know somebody who has met Tiger Woods, he tells me that Tiger was a right arrogant cunt.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:23:19
The reports from this afternoon have not yet yielded the tragedy and death I was hoping for.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:25:17
Don't they reckon his wife might have tried to top herself?? I'm not suprised how could u not realise your husband was having all those affairs?  :eek:


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jonny72 on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:28:10
Surely a wind up? I no its been reported in the news but it wouldnt surprise me if it is something like that kid who they said got stuck in a hot air ballon!

They've got footage of the women being wheeled in to the hospital on a stretcher, reports of his car at the hospital and copies of the 999 call logs. They are being a bit careful as regards who it was and whether she did come from Woods' house but it seems pretty certain from what I've read and seen.

There was a great article in the paper on him. Apparently he's been shagging at least 4 different women over recent years including a long term affair with one of them. His lawyers are currently working out deals to keep them silent and his wife wants a shit load of money to stay with him. Apparently.

Other golfers are staying quiet, except the one that set him up with his wife. He's basically called Woods a cunt.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Doore on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:29:34
Don't they reckon his wife might have tried to top herself?? I'm not suprised how could u not realise your husband was having all those affairs?  :eek:

"Sorry I won't be home dear, I'm playing golf this evening" is a good cover line I hear.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:29:48
I can't really see what he's done wrong.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:35:32
News stories like this just annoy me. I hope that everybody involves dies.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: tans on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:40:19
one way of practicing your golf swing i suppose


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:45:51
Apparently he's been shagging at least 4 different women over recent years

Golfers call that a foursome.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 15:54:56
News stories like this just annoy me. I hope that everybody involves dies.

I love you Ben xxx  :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 16:05:00
A new take on 'get in the hole'


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 16:11:57
Maybe he roughed her up a bit.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jonny72 on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 16:26:23
Don't they reckon his wife might have tried to top herself??

They've said his mother-in-law and sister-in-law are both in town and that it was a middle aged woman taken to hospital. So it sounds more like one of them than his wife.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: tans on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 16:27:26
got to be the mother in law then....


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 16:27:43
Sounds to me like he went a fairway with all of them *

* Now allegedly 8, according to the ever reliable Daily Mail online........which I clicked on by mistake.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 16:31:40
By mistake?

Were you trying to find the 'Daily Male Online' instead?


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jonny72 on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 16:49:25
Confirmed as his mother-in-law, complaining of stomach pains.

And to make things worse, the police suspected him of drink driving when he crashed his car but were refused access to his blood tests from the hospital. Sounds like a cover up.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 17:01:00
Well sounds to me like he needs a new airbag! I heard he had a hole in one!


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 17:08:06
An ambulance for stomach pains?


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 17:14:32
It's how the other half live.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Doore on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 17:19:37
An ambulance for stomach pains?

"Help, I've been stabbed several times in the stomach and it is causing me pain" - I think an ambulance would work here.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 17:31:34
I feel like I'm owed a death. It better be honoured.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 18:27:27
I will kill for you master.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:01:00
He's up to 11, he's on the back 9.


http://primewriter.com/news-1246-headlines/?p=1353


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:03:03
Getting stupid now.The yanks are treating this like it's some sort of oj simpson trial again.Bloke had an affair made a big fucking mistake now everyone thinks they are marriage guidance councellors.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:21:37

Tiger Woods was making a bundle advertising for several large companies, for which image is everything.  All he had to do was to be a little discrete in his private life. 

The fascination is that his wife would make an archbishop's balls ache, and that he has destroyed his carefully marketed image by taking risks to the point of being reckless.  He had a lot to lose and he will lose a lot.



Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:26:39
Tiger Woods was making a bundle advertising for several large companies, for which image is everything.  All he had to do was to be a little discrete in his private life. 

The fascination is that his wife would make an archbishop's balls ache, and that he has destroyed his carefully marketed image by taking risks to the point of being reckless.  He had a lot to lose and he will lose a lot.



He's only human, and your money comment is laughable as well... I think you'll probably find his golf makes him enough to just scrape by...


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:31:08
So laughable ....his ads are either dropped or being dropped.  His golf earnings are only a small fraction of his total earnings.

I wish him luck for the next major tournament, if he has the mental strength to go out and win again, all power to the guy.



Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:33:19
So you think Gillette and Nike paid him nothing then?


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:36:23
They'll all drop out for a bit, but they'll be back. Remember when Kate Moss was being dumped by everyone over the Cocaine thing? Give it a year or three, once he wins a few tournaments.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:37:18
So you think Gillette and Nike paid him nothing then?

Don't be facetious me old chap, you know what I mean. He's won over $100 million in golf prize money, he conducts a massive appearance fee at most golf events... all in he must be a billionaire, I think financial woes are probably the least of his problems.

He'll come back and win fucking everything.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:42:25
It's agents that drive the greed in most cases and this will chafe for them.

Although quite frankly I couldn't really give a fuck about golf, it's all mildly amusing on an American press scale and the only sad thing is that some birds been cheated on.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jonny72 on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:51:11
So laughable ....his ads are either dropped or being dropped.

They might not be showing his ads at the moment, but I doubt they are anywhere close to dropping him yet.

Before Tiger Woods, Nike hardly had a golf division and it now has annual sales of $800m. So they won't be dropping him anytime soon, maybe if he murders someone, but only maybe.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, December 9, 2009, 23:55:45
Nike case in point: Michael Jordan. Very messy divorce, still on all their Basketball merchandise and ads.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: alanmayes on Friday, December 11, 2009, 19:23:03
Tiger Woods a US citizen, now obtains an injunction to gag the UK media!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/dec/11/tiger-woods-gags-english-media




Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, December 11, 2009, 20:54:03
Great for freedom of speech, eh !!!

If he was afraid of something coming out...he shouldn't have done it !!!


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: leefer on Friday, December 11, 2009, 20:54:54
Great for freedom of speech, eh !!!

If he was afraid of something coming out...he shouldn't have done it !!!

And it was coming out a fair bit.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Arriba on Friday, December 11, 2009, 20:57:02
didn't think he would be the sort to put it about but fair play.hopefully it will put of some from following him when he plays,then i can get a better view of the master at work


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: leefer on Friday, December 11, 2009, 20:59:22
I wonder if he used to holler...GET IN THE HOLE!


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, December 11, 2009, 22:40:25
Tiger Woods a US citizen, now obtains an injunction to gag the UK media!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2009/dec/11/tiger-woods-gags-english-media



Maybe just maybe it's because it could be lies.I find it very difficult to believe that it took his wife to find out he was having an affair for up to 14 different women come out and all of a sudden say they also had an affair.Stinks of nasty cunts blackmailing(no pun intended)


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, December 12, 2009, 09:59:44
Good point DRS. I can't recall John KEskie getting banged up for the 40 or so women he "raped."


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, December 12, 2009, 13:43:29
They might not be showing his ads at the moment, but I doubt they are anywhere close to dropping him yet.

Before Tiger Woods, Nike hardly had a golf division and it now has annual sales of $800m. So they won't be dropping him anytime soon, maybe if he murders someone, but only maybe.

Nike have issued a press release. They have a new product line, the Tiger Woods golf helmet.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: genf_stfc on Saturday, December 12, 2009, 14:25:12
all in he must be a billionaire, I think financial woes are probably the least of his problems.


until his wife takes him for half of it, and his lawyers get the rest. 


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, December 12, 2009, 14:39:57

His unparalleled standing as the world's foremost sport celebrity has been greatly undermined, which is really the outcome.   

Possibly, he will bounce most of the way back as a celebrity.  His next golf tournament will have an incredible viewing audience, some will want him to win, others will want to celebrate watching him falling on his arse.   


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, December 12, 2009, 14:41:55
His unparalleled standing as the world's foremost sport celebrity

Really?


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, December 12, 2009, 22:02:18
Don't be facetious me old chap, you know what I mean. He's won over $100 million in golf prize money, he conducts a massive appearance fee at most golf events... all in he must be a billionaire, I think financial woes are probably the least of his problems.

He'll come back and win fucking everything.

Isn't he the richest sportsman or something?


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jonny72 on Saturday, December 12, 2009, 22:09:41
He's the highest earning sportsman ever, he's either hit or about to hit $1b in career earnings (golf, endorsements, stud fees etc) which no one has done before. Not sure how much of it he's spent though - I doubt he's a billionaire.

Gillette are the first of his main sponsors that are backing away from him. They'll be phasing him out from their advertising and promotions, though they're not dropping him at this point - its only temporary while he sorts his shit out.

I still can't believe he's been so stupid. Nothing wrong with shagging around, but portraying a squeaky clean image and keeping his marriage going was just dumb.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: juddie on Saturday, December 12, 2009, 23:17:59
not such a good month for gillette. henry's hand ball, woods getting his knob wet. bet federer's shitting it!


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, December 12, 2009, 23:20:10
dunno how true it is but, i was told woods caddie was new zealands highest paid sportsman.
well he aint anymore for a while at least


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 17:06:59
Maybe just maybe it's because it could be lies.I find it very difficult to believe that it took his wife to find out he was having an affair for up to 14 different women come out and all of a sudden say they also had an affair.Stinks of nasty cunts blackmailing(no pun intended)


He's won 14 majors.

The National Enquirer started the ball rolling.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: yeo on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 21:18:40
Tigers to pale for me,I like a proper black black man  ???

Am I allowed to say that?


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: adje on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 23:31:14
not such a good month for gillette. henry's hand ball, woods getting his knob wet. bet federer's shitting it!

And lo-he's pipped by Bolt


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Monday, December 14, 2009, 01:25:35
Really?

Really,

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8411091.stm


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: jonny72 on Monday, December 14, 2009, 01:37:57
dunno how true it is but, i was told woods caddie was new zealands highest paid sportsman.
well he aint anymore for a while at least

Quite possible, they get paid 5% to 15% of the players winnings.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Sippo on Monday, December 14, 2009, 15:33:50
http://cars.uk.msn.com/news/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=151362196


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 13:36:22
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 13:58:43
 I like


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: axs on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 17:42:44
3 under par.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Whits on Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 19:00:23
5 under par! got an 8 on the 1 from last hole though!


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Sunday, April 4, 2010, 23:44:33

Tiger returning for the Masters.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, April 8, 2010, 23:04:34
like he's never been away


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, April 9, 2010, 20:35:40
Nice to see two English guys leading the way in The Masters.

Westwood at 9 under
Poulter at 8 under

Was going to have a sneaky bet on Poulter too, oh well.

Woods in joint 3rd on 6 under.
I bet he's been looking forward to playing a round again ;)


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Doore on Friday, April 9, 2010, 20:37:03

I bet he's been looking forward to playing a round again ;)

I enjoyed that.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 23:34:32

He might want to avoid going home after the Masters.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: One F In Fitton on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 01:54:10
He was 2 shots behind the 2 English (NOT BRITISH!!) fellas last I heard. Updated by "Baaaaaaaaaab Bubka! For Talk Sport"
What a voice that bloke has got.

I'm not gay.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 02:56:33

Apparently a neighbour's daughter is claiming in the tabloids that Tiger shot a hole in one but was well under par. The neighbour, an ex marine isn't too amused about it. 


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: DMR on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 12:56:25

He'll come back and win fucking everything.

C'mon Woodsy, prove me right.

Would love Westwood to do jobs tonight tho.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 13:05:04
i think phil mickelson will win


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: leefer on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 13:26:34
Come on Westy.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 13:33:35
It's golf. There are no winners


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 20:43:21
i think phil mickelson will win
agreed. i hope not though


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: juddie on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 21:19:46
here comes KJ...


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 21:25:10
"God TIGER, JESUS CHRIST"

Oh nice.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 21:45:23
great stuff this final day of the masters is.pissed the mrs and daughter off though, as it's been on all evening. :)


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: juddie on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 21:48:20
what a shot from mickelson. oh my days.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Crozzer on Monday, April 12, 2010, 00:11:37

Tiger's after the Master comments.

"I entered this event to win and I didn't get that done," said a disappointed Woods.

"I finished fourth. It's not what I wanted. I wanted to win and as this week went on I played worse. After Friday it wasn't very good. I didn't hit it well enough and made too many mistakes around the green. I'm going to take a little time off and evaluate where I go from here."

Fourth not shabby after a layoff. 


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: Arriba on Monday, April 12, 2010, 12:37:34
woods made a few errors which cost him.mickelson was super consistant.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods...
Post by: (.)Boobies(.) on Tuesday, April 13, 2010, 10:24:58
"God TIGER, JESUS CHRIST"

Oh nice.

I can't believe the fuss over him saying that? Fucking pathetic world we live in that someone has to apologise after saying that.

Not sure why he feels he needs to take more time out to evaluate anything. Just get some practice in, sharpen up and get back into competitive golf.