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Title: Friday the 13th Post by: 4D on Friday, November 13, 2009, 15:38:26 Anyone got any superstitions? I never wear yellow...............ever :)
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: dell boy on Friday, November 13, 2009, 15:41:49 Never lend money on Friday 13th - last time I did the bloke did a runner, that was 23 years ago!!!! >:(
I always try to work from home on Friday 13th - do not drive ... but I'm not superstitious ... Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: trogladite on Friday, November 13, 2009, 15:46:38 Walk under ladders and never, never stroke a black pussy.
The ladder is superstition. The pussy because I'm not interested. Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, November 13, 2009, 15:49:33 Friday the 13th... My car has just been in for it's MOT and failed :(
Mind you it was only a brake light so not really that bad :) Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, November 13, 2009, 15:53:50 Walk under ladders and never, never stroke a black pussy. The ladder is superstition. The pussy because I'm not interested. Nothing wrong with stroking a black pussy, done it quite a few times and never had any bad experiences. In fact, it's fair to say that it was quite stimulating for both of us... Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 13, 2009, 15:55:46 Depends what you stroke it with really.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, November 13, 2009, 17:51:34 I got splashed purposly by a white van. And had some chav run up to me and shout PUSSY in my face :(
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 13, 2009, 17:53:00 My carpet fitter hasn't turned up. Silly cunt's probably down the pub instead.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, November 13, 2009, 18:19:35 friday the 13th is supposedly a lucky day for my family.
i went to the doctor. not much happened. Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: leefer on Friday, November 13, 2009, 21:31:44 I once went to a race meeting on the 13th.....was a horse called Thirteenth Heaven running at odds of 13/1...i waited till thirteen hundred hours and backed it putting thirteen quid on it to win......it came 13th.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, November 13, 2009, 21:34:14 should have waited until 13:13! might have come in 12th
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: Saxondale on Friday, November 13, 2009, 21:44:13 Never go to newport. Ever.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, November 13, 2009, 23:06:29 Never go to newport. Ever. Good advice. I was banned for life from their ground but that was half a lifetime ago. Its a shithole. Sorry - its a rough shithole. Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: leefer on Friday, November 13, 2009, 23:30:40 http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2117/2537601582_fa4ede74fb.jpg
Packed in like sardines. Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, November 13, 2009, 23:38:50 http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2117/2537601582_fa4ede74fb.jpg Never made it that far leefer. I was minding my own busniess absolutely fucking hammered wearing an England shirt whilst a Welshman racially abused me while he was driving his car. He had to stop at traffic lights and this gave me the opprtunity to continue our conversation, which said Welshman found difficult being dragged out of the window by his neck out of said vehicle - all played out in front of a copper who being racist took the Welshman's side. To add to my woes the local plod and magistrates propagated this racism and left me with a totally "unjustified" criminal record. Packed in like sardines. Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: leefer on Friday, November 13, 2009, 23:45:38 Bastards.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, November 13, 2009, 23:52:39 Bastards. Yep, total fucking set up job. From forcing me to arrange a coach of lads that was due to arrive at Newport at 12 for a 7:30 kick of, then forcing gallolns of ale down my gob, to then setting me up with this Welsh prick in his car and then the final act of finding me guilty - bastards. The Guildford 4 have got nothnig on me but does anyone want to make a fucking film, about me - no - because I'm a football fan. Racially abused and set up - who cares - fucking no one. Banned for life from NFC and STFC, which most people would consider a non event - in fact, I've considered it a non event over the years. Welsh cunts. Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: leefer on Friday, November 13, 2009, 23:54:27 Remember going there when we got relegated..............a god awfull memory.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, November 14, 2009, 00:12:29 I ended up not seeing the game, a £25 fine for D&D (which was actually a result given my activities that day ) the hangover from hell, being lucky to keep my job and a ban for life from both NFC and STFC. And even worse, my mum.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, November 14, 2009, 00:18:55 Well at least you didn't shit yourself in an alley and have to present yourself in front of your mum in only your boxer shorts (covered in shit). Or something.
Title: Re: Friday the 13th Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, November 14, 2009, 00:22:19 Well at least you didn't shit yourself in an alley and have to present yourself in front of your mum in only your boxer shorts (covered in shit). Or something. True, but given this was not exactly my first, i was in the shit. The Newport fans, the magistrates and work, i could deal with albeit not very pleasant but my mum was another matter altogether. Don't tell me yours is true. |