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Best Smells - freshly baked bread, cut Lawn, roast dinner.

Worst Smells - dead rat (after about 5 days), a full bin bag (after about 5 days).

good-curry,bacon,freshly washed bed sheets,the sea breeze,

bad-old peoples care homes,stale fag stench,cat piss,mustard

Good- Freshly Cut Grass, Roast Dinner, Bubble Bath

Bad-Clostridium difficile, Necrotic Leg Ulcers

I will take all of your good (particularly the bed sheets), but I must disagree with your bad.

Bad - public crapper after anybody else who has had a shit in it, cat poo (fucking hideous), Jazz after shave - is it still sold?, armpits on the tube, anybody who doesn't shower or bathe at least every other day.

Best: Freshly baked bread, fresh mint, lemon, cut grass, basil.

Worst: Body odour, bad breath, those hotdogs at the County Ground, eurggh they fucking make me heave.

I smell fantastic after a shower, which has been known to happen from time to time.

Good - candle being snuffed out

Bad - Tuna

Good - Two-stroke engines

Bad - Raw meat

Oh yeah! I used to get off on the smell of Rockoil in my old MX bike. Used to smell so much nicer than the Silkolene occassionally used. :)

Good smells: Curve by Liz Claibourne and Fresh Coffee
Bad smells: B.O., bad breath, toe-jam, the smell of the fishy waste in the bin i forgot to take out before i went away for a few days.

Good: going for a Sunday afternoon walk in November (after one of the roast dinners 4D mentioned) and smelling damp leaves being burned on a bonfire.

Best - Pipe smoke

Worst - A 2 month (might have been more) binman strike in the middle of summer, piles of rotting rubbish everywhere.

Best - Airline fuel, Fresh bread, cigars, clean washing, coffee

Dog shit on the bottom of your shoe, cigarette smoke

best skunk
worst unwashed minge

best - really greasy chips with loads of vinegar (which is quite strange as now that I am getting older I find the taste less and less appealing)

worst - girls farts

Best, Creosote,fresh tarmac, Rock oil( fully synthetic racing oil) Methanol mixed with Castrol R .

worst, cheap perfume, BO. Diesel fumes.

Apart from many already mentioned

Best - Rain on concrete on a hot summers day after a long dry spell.

Worst - pretty much any type of vomit - human or otherwise !

worst ever smell = vitamins - serious sniff a pot of vitamns its grotesque

true that, the vitamin and mineral supplements i user humm

The Best: Sea air, new plastic, freshly baked bread and my arse...

The Worst:  Stale smoke,

Best smell - pussy

Worst smell - death

Best - curry, freshly chopped ginger.

Worst - my feet.  Seriously.

Best Smell...........Sea air
Worse..........the smell of rape seed in fields while in flower....like pissy knickers.

not at the same time I trust

Pussy is pussy.

The massive dump my cat did on the leather sofa last night has to be up there with the worst! lets just say she was a bit "ill"

haha, i just read it as the smell of rape :-)

Best - Petrol, Bacon, Fresh Coffee


Worse - People with bad breath, garlic, Milk that has gone off

Best:
Freshley opened tin of Roses
Any Bakery esp. first thing in the morning
Earl Grey tea
My kids heads (!)
Autumn morning football pitches

Worst:
Dustbins
Other people's anal gasses
Vomit
Slowly roasting pork
Coffee. The work of the devil.

Best: Whatever gel my hairdresser uses on my hair, it's lush. Fish and Chips. Chicken with basil on the street, hmmmm. Bacon sandwiches.

Worst: A Bangkok drain on a hot day, it ain't nice.

Best: Fresh Bread, sausage sarni with HP sauce

Worst: Fox Shit (all over my old dog and having to clean it off)

Best Smells -  Baked bread, Cooking bacon, Fried Onions, Diesel fumes, Creosote, Fresh brewed coffee

Worst Smells - Petrol, Blocked drains, Animal or human diarrhoea, Stale tabacco smoke

 

Best Smell: Steak on the barbecue, Chanel No 5 and it's for your benefit, the money for a proven goalscorer.

Worst Smell: The dump the day after a night of Arkells BBB and a vindaloo.

Best smells. Roast Lamb. Freshly cut grass. Outdoor Cigarette smoke reminds me of football, even though its banned at Swindon now. My own farts.

Worst smell. My mouth this morning.

Best - Lemon Oil
Worst - My breath in the morning (probably other times too)

Ooh, I'm not alone. I've always felt like this, despite not being a smoker or a particular fan of the smell, but outdoors cigarette smoke always reminds me of the town end when I was younger.

Best - Fresh coffee, mountain air, bacon

Worst - doughnuts cooking, sweet waffles cooking, chocolate (cooking or otherwise)

I forgot, the smell of puppies is ace.

With a nice sauce i presume Red.

Yeah. They smell exquisite fried up with a bit of garlic.

Worst smell-raw onions
Best smell-frying onions

What's French for cat?

 :)

Best - Petrol

Worst - The old bog after a night on the scrumpy back home...

Best - Petrol, fresh linen, hair after using salon products!

Worst - Kippers, cigarette smoke, mens beer emissions

Thats a really good one!

"mens beer emissions" haha:)

I remember that absolute evil fart you did in the county :D

Best: Anterior

Worst: Posterior

That my friend is a reason why I hate mens emissions.  They ALWAYS try and blame it on other people!!!

Best - rotting seaweed
Worst - rotting seaweed

Typical beachcomber  8)