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Sorry for another "what have I missed" style thread, however just got back off holiday and cannot keep up with whats been going on!  I've summarised what I know but have I missed anything else football related? (Yes I know about Stephen Gately dying too)

Douglas sending off & 4 match ban
Mank getting abused by Millwall gypsy
Beating Exeter on pens and getting Norwich in next round

Anything else?  :)

Dan Jackson impregnated his Mrs

Well apparently Manks said Harris didnt have no balls...or only one....it makes a change really cos its our players who have been accused of the same fact in recent years.

we drew 1-1 twice and I stayed awake for over 45 hours.

Woop! Well done you :D

Oh and by the way if anyone is thinking of visiting Rome, I can highly recommend it :D

We lost in the Speedway...

we (england) sort of did ok in the cricket

...but not so well in the football.

sussex llost on penalties in the champions league

Miss Angry makes funny sex noises

Is that what that is?

I thought it might be El Nino

If the intervals of El Nino are linked to anyone's sex life it's probably mine.

So you get it every other night in winter?

I thought the intervals were every few years. I didn't mention anything about how long they last, which is pretty lucky.

i have no idea what you two are on about...But i still believe if i were a man i would have a huge penis!

Si said you had anyway

Nah, I don't think she has a penis.

well put that man :)

Have you ever had a dream where you have a penis and you have a big hard stonker and you try like mad to have a wank but someone always interrupts you?

lots of times

I meant have any women ever had that dream?

Not a dream, but sometimes my better half comes home earlier than expected.

I can't decide whether or not I should find this arousing.

The thought of a woman having a wank, yes please........ The thought of a woman having a wank when she has a ......... *shudder*

And you live in Bangkok !!!!!!!!

I thought you'd be desensatised to that given your location,


edit: Damn you Fred, damn you.

I can honestly say that I have no experience with cocks in frocks, despite where I live.

***That you know of...

Apparently it is quite natural for a woman to dream about this! :shock

You sure you're not wanking someone else and they try to stop you as they just want to sleep?

i had a dream that i had a banging pair of tits

Don't be too hard on yourself. You have got a banging pair of tits.

says who? freud?

I dreamt i was married last night!

What, with that jumper and satchel? Where you marrying a geezer?

You've missed the apartments re-opening ( oh joy )
with some very odd looking blokes 3rd picture down

http://www.swindonweb.com/event/?m=976&s=986&ss=0&c=6292&t=Trevor+Nelson+in+Swindon%21

OH.MY.GOD!!!

I just did a bit of sick in my mouth

Billy and Sean seem to give the Apartments their seal of approval...

[url width=450 height=299]http://www.swindonweb.com/uploaded_files/gallery/634/IMG_2889.jpg[/url]

I know waist coats are all the rage but when Billy Paynter weras one - he looks a little like a poor orphan street child?

What a bunch of twats, who's that in the middle?

[url width=450 height=299]http://www.swindonweb.com/event/uploaded_files/6292/images/img_2891.jpg[/url]

Kaid Mohamed

eugh yeah your right OMG it is - where have all this creatures reared there ugly heads from???

Oh wait a minute didnt he get some Swindon bird up the duff??

I thought it was Brezovan for a moment but It's pictures like that which make me realise i would not have too much in common with the average footballer.

At first glances I thought they were performing the ol' One-Two hand gesture, now unaffectionately known as "The Amankwaah".

Then I realised it was the devilish "ROCK" hand gesture instead - panic over.

 :rofl2: